Top Gun Posted August 21, 2019 Posted August 21, 2019 Congrats! I don't have the relevant bits to ever experience it, but in my book being nervous about it your first time around is pretty damn rational. You got this.
Vamped Posted August 21, 2019 Posted August 21, 2019 Congratulations! Spoil yourself now because once that baby pops out, its go time XD
fuggstop Posted August 22, 2019 Posted August 22, 2019 27 minutes ago, Vamped said: Congratulations! Spoil yourself now because once that baby pops out, its go time XD You gotta spoil yourself as a mom sometimes too...in order to stay healthy and sane. SPOIL YOURSELF MOMMA!
cyberbully Posted August 22, 2019 Posted August 22, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, fuggstop said: ignore it, let your mom raise it, profit. Edited August 22, 2019 by cyberbully
inhumanrampager Posted August 22, 2019 Posted August 22, 2019 Ha ha! You have a bigger responsibility now!
garbagepailcat Posted August 22, 2019 Author Posted August 22, 2019 8 hours ago, cyberbully said: Get outta here with that shit, my sweet dude.
GuyBeardmane Posted August 22, 2019 Posted August 22, 2019 8 minutes ago, Greeny said: How the fuck did this happen? That's exactly how. 5
Vamped Posted August 22, 2019 Posted August 22, 2019 18 hours ago, fuggstop said: You gotta spoil yourself as a mom sometimes too...in order to stay healthy and sane. SPOIL YOURSELF MOMMA! I always feel guilty so I dont try and leave the miniature too often aside from work/school
Opium Posted August 23, 2019 Posted August 23, 2019 Sell your breast milk to the scum on this site. Like me.
fuggstop Posted August 23, 2019 Posted August 23, 2019 14 hours ago, Vamped said: I always feel guilty so I dont try and leave the miniature too often aside from work/school I understand. Yah yerll fill guilty but i go out at least once a month ..get like an hour or two to do my own thing. Cuz u gotta fill your own cup least you have none to pour for others blah blah or however the saying goes.
garbagepailcat Posted August 23, 2019 Author Posted August 23, 2019 Thanks for all the congrats. I’m still freaking out and also feeling sick already. 😢 1
garbagepailcat Posted August 23, 2019 Author Posted August 23, 2019 5 hours ago, Opium said: Sell your breast milk to the scum on this site. Like me. $100 an ounce
fuggstop Posted August 23, 2019 Posted August 23, 2019 24 minutes ago, garbagepailcat said: $100 an ounce girl breast feeding is hard work. you should charge more 1 1
garbagepailcat Posted August 23, 2019 Author Posted August 23, 2019 31 minutes ago, fuggstop said: girl breast feeding is hard work. you should charge more If I were to pump an average of 25 ounces a day, that’s a possible $2,500 a day. Don’t tell me how to sell my fluids, fuggs. I know what I’m about. 1
cyberbully Posted August 23, 2019 Posted August 23, 2019 5 minutes ago, garbagepailcat said: If I were to pump an average of 25 ounces a day, that’s a possible $2,500 a day. Don’t tell me how to sell my fluids, fuggs. I know what I’m about. Its difficult to produce milk with clogged arteries...you won't have the problems chunk had
fuggstop Posted August 23, 2019 Posted August 23, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, garbagepailcat said: If I were to pump an average of 25 ounces a day, that’s a possible $2,500 a day. Don’t tell me how to sell my fluids, fuggs. I know what I’m about. 25 ounces.. oh boy.. you'll see... youll see theres a part on orange is the new black where the husband forgets to refrigerate like 8 ounces and his wife gets so pissed she forces them to drink the rest LOL Edited August 23, 2019 by fuggstop
cyberbully Posted August 23, 2019 Posted August 23, 2019 33 minutes ago, fuggstop said: 25 ounces.. oh boy.. you'll see... youll see theres a part on orange is the new black where the husband forgets to refrigerate like 8 ounces and his wife gets so pissed she forces them to drink the rest LOL Teevee srsbzns 2
fuggstop Posted August 23, 2019 Posted August 23, 2019 5 minutes ago, cyberbully said: Teevee srsbzns yah because nothing on tv ever happens in real life
cyberbully Posted August 23, 2019 Posted August 23, 2019 5 minutes ago, fuggstop said: yah because nothing on tv ever happens in real life Wow. You don't even try now. That chair lie must have really shook some sense int...Who am i kidding. Get stupider 1
Opium Posted August 23, 2019 Posted August 23, 2019 3 hours ago, garbagepailcat said: $100 an ounce Mix it with your bathwater and call it Mama's Special Formula and I'll cop it for $300 an ounce 1
Vamped Posted August 23, 2019 Posted August 23, 2019 2 hours ago, fuggstop said: girl breast feeding is hard work. you should charge more Girl ... I had just pumped like a whole bottle's worth of milk and my sister let her dog in the house and it dove against the little TV table I had my pump hooked up to and knocked it over. I swear to god I could've falcon punched the life out of that goddamn dog. One punch, straight to dog heaven. Pumping is no goddamn joke. You can get cut over some spilled breast milk. 2 1
fuggstop Posted August 23, 2019 Posted August 23, 2019 51 minutes ago, Vamped said: Girl ... I had just pumped like a whole bottle's worth of milk and my sister let her dog in the house and it dove against the little TV table I had my pump hooked up to and knocked it over. I swear to god I could've falcon punched the life out of that goddamn dog. One punch, straight to dog heaven. Pumping is no goddamn joke. You can get cut over some spilled breast milk. yes mine was as precious as liquid diamonds to me. it took hours just to get one bottle filled. i would have be-headed that dog lol
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