quebecelegy Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Like lingo and stuff like that? I've only been to a coffee shop twice, the second time not even buying a coffee, so I don't really know coffee lingo in general... And where should I stand to wait for my drink, just off to the side? Also are the drinks listed on their site available at all locations or are some of them seasonal/location based? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Em7add4 Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Starbucks scares the shit out of me. i've been there like three times before and each time was more awkward than the last Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 When they ask your name, tell them it's Rodrigo. Instant 50% discount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Frappuccinos are associated with children and fatties, at least according to the baristas. If you're an asshole, expect the barista to give you decaf or the wrong steamed milk. I guess that's it? Starbucks is just overpriced heavily commercialized bullshit imo. When I worked at a travel plaza, I would always drink their teavana tea. I would get it for free; there's ni way I'd have ever paid for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Order whatever you like and leave...? And yeah usually all the drinks listed are available at most locations. And you can modify it to however you want it. Also, if you go for iced anything, ask for light ice. Just don't do this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted February 18, 2017 Author Share Posted February 18, 2017 Starbucks scares the shit out of me. i've been there like three times before and each time was more awkward than the last i spaghetti myself on the phone 20% of the time so ur not alone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted February 18, 2017 Author Share Posted February 18, 2017 When they ask your name, tell them it's Rodrigo. Instant 50% discount. rodrigo jose manuel del toro montemayor the 5th Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted February 18, 2017 Author Share Posted February 18, 2017 Order whatever you like and leave...? And yeah usually all the drinks listed are available at most locations. And you can modify it to however you want it. Also, if you go for iced anything, ask for light ice. Just don't do this: jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Em7add4 Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 i spaghetti myself on the phone 20% of the time so ur not alone Good to know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Good to know If you haven't spilled your spaghetti in public let me tell you it's an experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagz Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 //> if the barista is of African descent give a $20 tip for checking your white privilege Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Ordering plain coffee or tea is easy, but when it comes to their expensive fancy drinks, that's where some people want to specify how they want it made. For the most part, it's specifics like what the sweetener is, what kind of milk to use, shots of flavored syrups, stuff like that. It's something people commit to, but there's no need when I'm just feeling like black coffee or tea whenever I go to Starbucks. They probably appreciate not having such a long order to make too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 omg i love starbucks so much....venti peppermint mocha latte soy no whip.....or venti green tea frappe soy no whip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hidden Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 fedora hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Just don't be an asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Like lingo and stuff like that? I've only been to a coffee shop twice, the second time not even buying a coffee, so I don't really know coffee lingo in general... And where should I stand to wait for my drink, just off to the side? Also are the drinks listed on their site available at all locations or are some of them seasonal/location based? I dunno, I hate coffee I've only been there once because my friend's wife was pregnant and wanted some kind of strange caffeinated beverage and she wanted whip cream blended into it and on top. She then lectured me about how iced coffee was completely different from normal coffee and urged me to take a sip of her drink for a solid 10 mins I finally took a sip and feigned that it didn't taste like coffee just to get her to leave me alone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 ask the to write "Trump" on your coffee cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Only thing worth getting there is the fries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 I always have trouble with the sizes...the largest being venti. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 lol fuggz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Like lingo and stuff like that? I've only been to a coffee shop twice, the second time not even buying a coffee, so I don't really know coffee lingo in general... And where should I stand to wait for my drink, just off to the side? Also are the drinks listed on their site available at all locations or are some of them seasonal/location based? For the lingo, you just gotta remember they come in Tall, Grande, and Venti. Venti is a waste of money if you aren't too sure about how much you'll like what you picked out. After you pay at the register, you go down to the other end where's there's a rounded counter where drinks come out. The drinks on the site are usually what's in store unless you see something related to a holiday like Christmas designs on the cup shown in the drink pics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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