Phillies Posted February 17, 2017 Posted February 17, 2017 Its like some lord of the rings BS. Only staring... Matt Damon :|
fuggnificent Posted February 17, 2017 Posted February 17, 2017 It is kinda surreal. Hey but we still going to go see it right?
JeNewBee Posted February 17, 2017 Posted February 17, 2017 Looks like something Ben Affleck would star in but no it's Matt Damon I feel like they take roles based on bets Like who ever wins gets the good movie and who ever loses has to star in The Wall
Phillies Posted February 17, 2017 Author Posted February 17, 2017 It is kinda surreal. Hey but we still going to go see it right? Yes <3 <3 <3 Can you buy all 3 tickets and uh... I'll buy the popcorn, pepsi and gummy bears?? <3 <3 <3
Phillies Posted February 17, 2017 Author Posted February 17, 2017 Looks like something Ben Affleck would star in but no it's Matt Damon I feel like they take roles based on bets Like who ever wins gets the good movie and who ever loses has to star in The Wall The Martian was really good. I am not expecting this to be.
Master-Debater131 Posted February 17, 2017 Posted February 17, 2017 You know its based on a true story right?
pail Posted February 17, 2017 Posted February 17, 2017 You know its based on a true story right? Unfortunately. Visiting the Wikipedia page for this movie leads to a lot of boring research into Chinese folklore and legend.
Phillies Posted February 17, 2017 Author Posted February 17, 2017 You know its based on a true story right? You must be BS me?
Master-Debater131 Posted February 17, 2017 Posted February 17, 2017 You must be BS me? No! There really is a Great Wall of China! And in Hollywood thats all you need to say that its based on a true story.
scoobdog Posted February 17, 2017 Posted February 17, 2017 Well, it got panned... hard. So, probably best to stay away.
StarPanda Posted February 17, 2017 Posted February 17, 2017 those big budget foreign movies usually get bad reviews because the foreign cast cant act and the plot and delivery isnt that great, but they do have some awesome action scenes so ill be watching it on netflix or vudu
Ric Posted February 17, 2017 Posted February 17, 2017 No! There really is a Great Wall of China! And in Hollywood thats all you need to say that its based on a true story. Oh, it's about the Great Wall of China? I thought it was about Trump's wall, not going to see it now.
Ginguy Posted February 17, 2017 Posted February 17, 2017 So, Hollywood made a movie about a person who built a great wall, and it was so great, so great, to keep out hostile foreigners? Say it ain't so.
pail Posted February 17, 2017 Posted February 17, 2017 There's probably something in it about humans being the bad guys for invading their territory or something. Unfortunately Paul Verhoeven isn't at the helm. Dynasty Troopers would be worth a watch.
enad Posted February 17, 2017 Posted February 17, 2017 So, Hollywood made a movie about a person who built a great wall, and it was so great, so great, to keep out hostile foreigners? Say it ain't so. It's a shame that walls can't quarantine the waft of Indiana incest pits.
Phillies Posted February 17, 2017 Author Posted February 17, 2017 Oh, it's about the Great Wall of China? I thought it was about Trump's wall, not going to see it now. Matt damon shoot em' up? What is Matt doing? Making confetti out of the border jumpers? :|
Phillies Posted February 17, 2017 Author Posted February 17, 2017 Matt damon shoot em' up? What is Matt doing? Making confetti out of the border jumpers? :| Is Mark Wahlberg in the movie too? :| :|
tsar4 Posted February 18, 2017 Posted February 18, 2017 Maybe his pocket change was getting low. Or maybe he's taking the Michael Caine attitude. Caine was in a number of Box Office flops in the 80's (ever see "The Island"?), when asked about it he said something like, "I'm an actor, my job is to act. Doesn't matter whether the script is good." I think there may have been something about every part giving him a chance to "hone his craft" too.
Chapinator_X Posted February 18, 2017 Posted February 18, 2017 They Brought Over Their Worst, So We Brought Over Our Best. This Summer, We're Going to Make Them Pay! Matt Damon George Lopez and a special guest appearance from Mel Gibson as The President The Great Wall 2: Bad Hombres Rated PG-13 THIS SUMMER #whosgonnapay
enad Posted February 18, 2017 Posted February 18, 2017 Well, it got panned... hard. So, probably best to stay away. Everyone writing think pieces in the US is under the assumption that it's another white savior movie, but I guess it actually paints Western individualism as selfish and inferior to the Chinese sense of community and teamwork. It is financed by the Chinese government, and as Trump continues his gootch sweat reign of derp you can probably expect a lot more movies like it, as China attempts to swipe cultural hegemony away from the US during this period of instability.
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