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19 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

me: hey, do you want me to do anything? 

mid: nah..i got it. 

me: ok...*walks off*

mid: well...there's one thing

me: *turning with side~eye* what

mid: you can make the slaw. 

me: fml. 

THATS WHAT U GET...lol

ill help!

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2 hours ago, discolemonade said:

me: hey, do you want me to do anything? 

mid: nah..i got it. 

me: ok...*walks off*

mid: well...there's one thing

me: *turning with side~eye* what

mid: you can make the slaw. 

me: fml. 

It's just that you do such a good job.  lol, love that garbage :D 

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10 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

At least you didn't volunteer to bake a cake or something.

i ALMOST volunteered myself today. 

mid made some homemade sour cream. it's....ok, but not the the 'lil dollop of daisy' but it will be perfect for icing. 

but decided against. freakin' too hot. 

 

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6 hours ago, discolemonade said:

yeah...i'll toot my horn here. 

i can cook. and pretty damn good. 

put my foot in it, i do. 

XD

Nobody to blame but yourself.

Or if you're German and knew Jan Hus you could say 'your goose is cooked!'

Image result for nobody to blame but myself gif⬅this is not Jan Hus btw

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11 hours ago, discolemonade said:

so...what you're saying is, start cooking shitty food. 

noted. 

Only if you can successfully fake having a stroke...cause otherwise it's just suspicious.

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