Personal Swear Jar

[tsar4]

(da dada di dada dida da di...)

Your own.  Personal.  Swear jar. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

18 hours ago, Cancer said:

I am grate arteest

The pubic stubble is a nice touch.

[Juice McKenzie]

oh shit balls

[Vamped]

14 hours ago, tsar4 said:

(da dada di dada dida da di...)

Your own.  Personal.  Swear jar. 

I set it up at work .... so far I have 3 dollars in quarters 

 

In my defense ... shit was crazy today and some of those drivers are dumb as fuck 

 

Also some of the drivers put in some quarters so ... so really I've only earned like .... one dollar ... and they were mostly "shit"

[Juice McKenzie]

3 hours ago, Vamped said:

I set it up at work .... so far I have 3 dollars in quarters 

 

In my defense ... shit was crazy today and some of those drivers are dumb as fuck 

 

Also some of the drivers put in some quarters so ... so really I've only earned like .... one dollar ... and they were mostly "shit"

i would never put money into a swear jar

swearing is how i emote

[Vamped]

5 minutes ago, Juice McKenzie said:

i would never put money into a swear jar

swearing is how i emote

Thats okay. You can just give me the money directly 

[Juice McKenzie]

1 minute ago, Vamped said:

Thats okay. You can just give me the money directly 

fuck no

i need that money to do laundry

which is overpriced in my opinion

[Vamped]

Just now, Juice McKenzie said:

fuck no

i need that money to do laundry

which is overpriced in my opinion

I need that money for alcohol in vegas 

[Juice McKenzie]

Just now, Vamped said:

I need that money for alcohol in vegas 

that's awfully specific

[Vamped]

2 minutes ago, Juice McKenzie said:

that's awfully specific

I got plans .... big plans 

 

[Juice McKenzie]

Just now, Vamped said:

I got plans .... big plans 

 

I don't make plans

I'm like a dog chasing cars

I just do things

[Vamped]

1 minute ago, Juice McKenzie said:

I don't make plans

I'm like a dog chasing cars

I just do things

I need atleast an outline of expectations 

 

 

Im afraid we cant be friends. Ill still take the money though 

[Juice McKenzie]

15 minutes ago, Vamped said:

I need atleast an outline of expectations 

 

 

Im afraid we cant be friends. Ill still take the money though 

do you accept bitcoin?

[Vamped]

30 minutes ago, Juice McKenzie said:

do you accept bitcoin?

only USD and ass

 

panera bread giftcards also 

[K_N]

cock

[1pooh4u]

I would be so fuckin rich if I kept a swear jar 😅

[scoobdog]

1 hour ago, Juice McKenzie said:

i would never put money into a swear jar

swearing is how i emote

I'm with you, man.  If I'm not swearing, how will everyone know what a great mood I'm in?

[katt_goddess]

[Juice McKenzie]

9 hours ago, Vamped said:

only USD and ass

 

panera bread giftcards also 

ass you say

 

[cyberbully]

16 hours ago, Juice McKenzie said:

oh shit balls

 

12 hours ago, Juice McKenzie said:

fuck noi need that money to do laundry

 

Sonic for hire quotes.

[Vamped]

7 hours ago, Juice McKenzie said:

ass you say

 

[discolé monade]

fuck (ing, ed, terd) has become an essential in my speech. 

i mean, how the fuck are people going to know what the fuck i'm fucking talking about?

for fuck's sake. 

[Vamped]

18 hours ago, K_N said:

cock

Gonna have to do better than that

[Vamped]

18 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

I would be so fuckin rich if I kept a swear jar 😅

I need one that accepts credit card swipes 

[Vamped]

I'm up to 7 dollars ..... I decided to help this old fucking lady get this "present" for her grandchild off a truck and into her car

 

 

IT WAS A FUCKING 60LB BABY MERCEDES POWER WHEEL THING

 

I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS CAR YOU LITTLE SHIT 

[K_N]

On 7/3/2019 at 11:23 AM, Vamped said:

Gonna have to do better than that

Throbbing veiny dick

[lupin_bebop]

Man.....if I had one......I'd STILL be broke as all fuck.....only.....most of my money would be in that jar.
I would've put MULTIPLE kids through college. FUCK.