Poof Posted April 18, 2019 Posted April 18, 2019 Like when you see a person and you just know that guys a douchebag. I can tell certain animals are douchebags and ive always felt that way about killer whales 1
Codename: Jackass Posted April 18, 2019 Posted April 18, 2019 Dolphins are douchebags for real. They'll gang up on porpoises and murder them for fun.
Poof Posted April 18, 2019 Author Posted April 18, 2019 5 minutes ago, empty said: Dolphins are douchebags for real. They'll gang up on porpoises and murder them for fun. Im not crazy about sea mammals in general but dolphins at least own up to it. Killer whales you can just tell
Codename: Jackass Posted April 18, 2019 Posted April 18, 2019 Speaking of sea mammals, sea lions seem like real dickheads. Bears are assholes, too. They'll come up in your campsite and tear all your shit up and then go after you if they don't find what they need.
Poof Posted April 18, 2019 Author Posted April 18, 2019 16 minutes ago, fuggstop said: I dunno 20140710_113441.mp4 that's not even their own doing so i can't really hold that for or against them since the humans force them to do those tricks
Poof Posted April 18, 2019 Author Posted April 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, empty said: Speaking of sea mammals, sea lions seem like real dickheads. Bears are assholes, too. They'll come up in your campsite and tear all your shit up and then go after you if they don't find what they need. i hear you but it's not quite about the most offensive animal. like... dj pauly d is a douchebag (thats what the d stands for) but he's not worse than a serial killer or a child abuser. he's just a douche.
fuggstop Posted April 18, 2019 Posted April 18, 2019 28 minutes ago, Poof said: that's not even their own doing so i can't really hold that for or against them since the humans force them to do those tricks I think theyre nice for not eating the bullyinh humans most of the time 1
Poof Posted April 18, 2019 Author Posted April 18, 2019 23 minutes ago, fuggstop said: I think theyre nice for not eating the bullyinh humans most of the time even so.. something about them just bothers me
BlackNoir Posted April 18, 2019 Posted April 18, 2019 They live in the water....I don't care what they do since i won't be out there with them.
molarbear Posted April 18, 2019 Posted April 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Poof said: Like when you see a person and you just know that guys a douchebag. I can tell certain animals are douchebags and ive always felt that way about killer whales I think they're actually classified as Sharks because they're Killer and all
rpgamer Posted April 18, 2019 Posted April 18, 2019 2 hours ago, empty said: Dolphins are douchebags for real. They'll gang up on porpoises and murder them for fun. Orcas are in the same family as dolphins. One that has evidently evolved for maximum douchery.
BlackNoir Posted April 18, 2019 Posted April 18, 2019 7 minutes ago, molarbear said: I think they're actually classified as Sharks because they're Killer and all I'm not even going to google this because I'm sure it's incorrect.
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 18, 2019 Posted April 18, 2019 That sounds like a conclusion I could only come to if I was huffing pure DMT.
Sandstone Posted April 18, 2019 Posted April 18, 2019 8 hours ago, Poof said: Like when you see a person and you just know that guys a douchebag. I can tell certain animals are douchebags and ive always felt that way about killer whales They have doofy looking faces.
Sandstone Posted April 18, 2019 Posted April 18, 2019 6 hours ago, molarbear said: I think they're actually classified as Sharks because they're Killer and all No they are a species of whale, specifically toothed whales which are all predatory just like porpoises and dolphins. Baleen whales are the ones that eat tiny creatures and crustaceans in mass from the ocean (like the Blue Whale), and they tend to be much larger. Unlike most sharks though, toothed whales are typically pack hunters and are extremely dangerous for singular sharks. Some researches have shown instances of great whites fleeing orca packs because they are afraid of them. I really love whales.
Poof Posted April 18, 2019 Author Posted April 18, 2019 10 hours ago, CryingFreeman said: They live in the water....I don't care what they do since i won't be out there with them. psh youve never seen waterworld
Poof Posted April 18, 2019 Author Posted April 18, 2019 10 hours ago, molarbear said: I think they're actually classified as Sharks because they're Killer and all i classify them as dildors 2
Poof Posted April 18, 2019 Author Posted April 18, 2019 8 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said: That sounds like a conclusion I could only come to if I was huffing pure DMT. i only did that once
Poof Posted April 18, 2019 Author Posted April 18, 2019 4 hours ago, Vamped said: see i knew it. unnecessary!
Poof Posted April 18, 2019 Author Posted April 18, 2019 3 hours ago, Sandstone said: They have doofy looking faces. douchey*
Poof Posted April 18, 2019 Author Posted April 18, 2019 3 hours ago, Vamped said: thats pretty good tho
Sandstone Posted April 18, 2019 Posted April 18, 2019 Just now, Poof said: douchey* I always look at them like they are the big slobbery dogs of whales. 1
Poof Posted April 18, 2019 Author Posted April 18, 2019 15 minutes ago, Sandstone said: I always look at them like they are the big slobbery dogs of whales. pretty much
Distortedreasoning Posted April 18, 2019 Posted April 18, 2019 i think all big animals are douches in general. just look at the hippo or the elephant.
molarbear Posted April 18, 2019 Posted April 18, 2019 5 hours ago, Sandstone said: No they are a species of whale, specifically toothed whales which are all predatory just like porpoises and dolphins. Baleen whales are the ones that eat tiny creatures and crustaceans in mass from the ocean (like the Blue Whale), and they tend to be much larger. Unlike most sharks though, toothed whales are typically pack hunters and are extremely dangerous for singular sharks. Some researches have shown instances of great whites fleeing orca packs because they are afraid of them. I really love whales. To quote one of the most famous quotes from the old ASMB "Yes, Whales are big"
Vamped Posted April 18, 2019 Posted April 18, 2019 18 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: i think all big animals are douches in general. just look at the hippo or the elephant. I've never heard anyone refer to an elephant as a douche 1
Distortedreasoning Posted April 18, 2019 Posted April 18, 2019 3 hours ago, Vamped said: I've never heard anyone refer to an elephant as a douche i wouldnt think either but they really bully around all the smaller mammals. i've watched too many animal documentaries to know this. also the worst one of them all
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