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Yea i have lots of coffee and my meds are a diuretic too. I drink tons of water to stay hydrated and pee like 6 times in the morning

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3 hours ago, fuggstop said:

Poop and pee to my hearts content!

I poop once a day, like clockwork.....anymore and I know something's up

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2 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

Same. It doesn't really affect me when I do drink it as much as it does some people though.

I be "some people" :|

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2 hours ago, Poof said:

Yea i have lots of coffee and my meds are a diuretic too. I drink tons of water to stay hydrated and pee like 6 times in the morning

Your body's probably adjusted by now, but that just sounds like terrifying news to me

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28 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

I'm Scandinavian. My blood is 99% caffeine, 1% bullshit as yet unnamed by science. :D

huh, when I think Scandinavian, I don't think coffee.....I think giants lifting things.....and gender parity

 

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8 minutes ago, Mix said:

huh, when I think Scandinavian, I don't think coffee.....I think giants lifting things.....and gender parity

 

All things revolve around the coffee. You go on visits and have coffee and cookies or coffee cake. You have a holiday, there's coffee all around. Someone dies, behold the coffee pot the never frickin' empties because someone is always monitoring it like a premie baby in need of constant feedings. 

I was drinking coffee by the time I was 5. All the freshly skimmed sweet cream and sugar I wanted, my own china cup and I could sit at the table like a grown-up even though I couldn't see over the top. 

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5 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

All things revolve around the coffee. You go on visits and have coffee and cookies or coffee cake. You have a holiday, there's coffee all around. Someone dies, behold the coffee pot the never frickin' empties because someone is always monitoring it like a premie baby in need of constant feedings. 

I was drinking coffee by the time I was 5. All the freshly skimmed sweet cream and sugar I wanted, my own china cup and I could sit at the table like a grown-up even though I couldn't see over the top. 

Hey, that's my culture as well....Ethiopians even have a special clay coffee pot for the holidays with little special cups....fought it with all my might

alright you talked me into it....you can take me to Scandinavia-land-ville-berg.....I want to eat the shark that smells of old cheese

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2 minutes ago, midnight said:

Other than tasting it and not liking it, yes. I do not drink it. 

Betcha don't like Guinness then either.

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6 minutes ago, midnight said:

Haha. Oddly enough. Guinness is the only alcoholic beverage I ever liked. 

Even though it tastes a bit like coffee?

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I drink coffee before I go to work. Then when I get to work, I go pee right before work starts.

A couple years ago when I was a newspaper carrier, I had to stop drinking coffee in the morning, because I had no easy access to bathrooms and it was always a tense race between finding the 24 hour McDonald's and pissing my pants.

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