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I don't drink coffee, so when I do....


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2 hours ago, Poof said:

Yea i have lots of coffee and my meds are a diuretic too. I drink tons of water to stay hydrated and pee like 6 times in the morning

Your body's probably adjusted by now, but that just sounds like terrifying news to me

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28 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

I'm Scandinavian. My blood is 99% caffeine, 1% bullshit as yet unnamed by science. :D

huh, when I think Scandinavian, I don't think coffee.....I think giants lifting things.....and gender parity

 

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8 minutes ago, Mix said:

huh, when I think Scandinavian, I don't think coffee.....I think giants lifting things.....and gender parity

 

All things revolve around the coffee. You go on visits and have coffee and cookies or coffee cake. You have a holiday, there's coffee all around. Someone dies, behold the coffee pot the never frickin' empties because someone is always monitoring it like a premie baby in need of constant feedings. 

I was drinking coffee by the time I was 5. All the freshly skimmed sweet cream and sugar I wanted, my own china cup and I could sit at the table like a grown-up even though I couldn't see over the top. 

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5 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

All things revolve around the coffee. You go on visits and have coffee and cookies or coffee cake. You have a holiday, there's coffee all around. Someone dies, behold the coffee pot the never frickin' empties because someone is always monitoring it like a premie baby in need of constant feedings. 

I was drinking coffee by the time I was 5. All the freshly skimmed sweet cream and sugar I wanted, my own china cup and I could sit at the table like a grown-up even though I couldn't see over the top. 

Hey, that's my culture as well....Ethiopians even have a special clay coffee pot for the holidays with little special cups....fought it with all my might

alright you talked me into it....you can take me to Scandinavia-land-ville-berg.....I want to eat the shark that smells of old cheese

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