Zenigundam Posted February 5, 2017 Posted February 5, 2017 How do I get to the part where we just meet up, she digs me, and I give her some amazing sex?
bnmjy Posted February 5, 2017 Posted February 5, 2017 You daydream about something else that doesn't require input from Chineae cartoon enthusiasts.
Zenigundam Posted February 5, 2017 Author Posted February 5, 2017 You just have to lie a lot about your life. *Gets in Scope's face* Lying's bad, man. It makes me mad that you want me to lie... *fists tighten*
Zenigundam Posted February 5, 2017 Author Posted February 5, 2017 You daydream about something else that doesn't require input from Chineae cartoon enthusiasts. Nah, you're playing me man. Some of y'all on here have hot GFs, stop frontin
Zenigundam Posted February 5, 2017 Author Posted February 5, 2017 Uhhh... *shakes you by the shoulders* What is it?!?!! I need to know!!! Can't you see how close I am to having amazing sex?!
Kudasai Posted February 5, 2017 Posted February 5, 2017 You don't because trolling the only thing you desire most, not losing your virginity
scope Posted February 5, 2017 Posted February 5, 2017 *Gets in Scope's face* Lying's bad, man. It makes me mad that you want me to lie... *fists tighten* Hmm okay tell her the truth then, you live with your mom, drink tall boys of cheap beer, listen to 90s pop rock and eat taco bell.
Azalar Hex Posted February 5, 2017 Posted February 5, 2017 Tell her you're a virgin and suffering the soul-crushing reality of dying alone without being able to share your soul with another human being physically because you worry that the farther you go towards adulthood without touching boob, the more alienated you will be by the concept of intercourse. It won't work. But then again the last time I got laid was over ten years ago.
Zenigundam Posted February 5, 2017 Author Posted February 5, 2017 for my newest OKC girlfriend? Cute Italian girl who lives about half an hour away. Gave me her number without my asking for it, but now I'm stalling with the text responses because I don't want to reply to everything quickly because the media tricked girls into thinking that's clingy and obsessive behavior, but on the flip side of that, I have to reply at some point, my mind's just empty right now, so I could be in some trouble if I keep stalling for days on end. Also, she called me short.
blueraven1999 Posted February 5, 2017 Posted February 5, 2017 Didn't you say that you were five foot six once in that one thread? That is short for a guy. I'm female and I'm that tall.
Zenigundam Posted February 5, 2017 Author Posted February 5, 2017 Didn't you say that you were five foot six once in that one thread? That is short for a guy. I'm female and I'm that tall. *approaches*
bnmjy Posted February 5, 2017 Posted February 5, 2017 *approaches* *blueraven puts on high heels and towers over zeni. zeni cowers*
Zenigundam Posted February 5, 2017 Author Posted February 5, 2017 Wow this girl really likes me haha. She keeps texting me. <3 Time to log back into OKC and get some more like her. :-D
Naraku4656 Posted February 5, 2017 Posted February 5, 2017 Didn't you say that you were five foot six once in that one thread? That is short for a guy. I'm female and I'm that tall. whoa hang on, 5'6'' is perfectly reasonable for a slightly short person (me)
mthor Posted February 5, 2017 Posted February 5, 2017 Wow this girl really likes me haha. She must have a death wish. <3 Time to log back into OKC and get some more like her. :-D
CutieQuesadilla Posted February 5, 2017 Posted February 5, 2017 Wow this girl really likes me haha. She keeps texting me. <3 Time to log back into OKC and get some more like her. :-D -_' No.
CAC Posted February 5, 2017 Posted February 5, 2017 whoa hang on, 5'6'' is perfectly reasonable for a slightly short person (me) i'm only 5'4"
Zenigundam Posted February 5, 2017 Author Posted February 5, 2017 just be yourself Wonder why it hasn't been working lately. I think the Femigazi is controlled by the media.
CutieQuesadilla Posted February 5, 2017 Posted February 5, 2017 Yes <3 Yessssssssssssss you're going to get banned again for being weird.
Zenigundam Posted February 5, 2017 Author Posted February 5, 2017 They banned me harassing and threatening other members, two bold-faced lies to cover up their insecurities because they were jealous me!! <3
Zenigundam Posted February 5, 2017 Author Posted February 5, 2017 She stopped replying. I'll give her until tomorrow. I just hope she's not betraying me and going on a date with someone else, because I'll definitely call her out and expose her for that if it's what's happening!
mthor Posted February 5, 2017 Posted February 5, 2017 She finally stopped replying? Well, it does take some people longer than others to catch on...
Kudasai Posted February 5, 2017 Posted February 5, 2017 She stopped replying. I'll give her until tomorrow. I just hope she's not betraying me and going on a date with someone else, because I'll definitely call her out and expose her for that if it's what's happening! She stopped replying because you suck
blueraven1999 Posted February 5, 2017 Posted February 5, 2017 whoa hang on, 5'6'' is perfectly reasonable for a slightly short person (me) I'm not saying it's a bad thing, but it's definitely short to me. All of the guys in my family are at least 6 foot. Even the guys in my former step family. One of my ex step nephews is six foot four and the other is six foot. Even some of the parents of my friends were pretty tall. My best friends dad growing up was also 6 foot four and my best friends (a girl) grew up to be five foot ten. I know they're both taller than average though. The family that I babysit for are shorter than normal since they're Indian. The dad is five foot nine though so that's close to average height. I think the average for a guy is five foot ten.
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