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*departs bus and approaches the 18 year old HS quarterback who is talking to a hot, but single legal age teenage woman*

Young man, get back to practice. I'm talking to the lady now.

*shoves the QB and begins walking with the young woman while engaging her in an exhilarating convo*

🐺👫🧔🔥

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26 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

*departs bus and approaches the 18 year old HS quarterback who is talking to a hot, but single legal age teenage woman*

Young man, get back to practice. I'm talking to the lady now.

*shoves the QB and begins walking with the young woman who can't walk very far because she's laughing at the fat middle-aged man who has to ride the bus.

🐺👫🧔🔥

 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

I'm a teenager, and I'm built like a tank. 🐺

You're almost 30, and you're built like a tank...

 

 

 

...of pudding.

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Posted
21 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Legal age teen women love pudding. My refrigerator has Jello pudding, Swiss Miss, and Snack Packs on deck. 👫

you know who else loves jello pudding?

 

Posted (edited)
40 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Legal age teen women love pudding. My refrigerator has Jello pudding, Swiss Miss, and Snack Packs on deck. 👫

Most legal teenage women don't want to eat pudding with middle-aged men who look like the Pillsbury Doughboy and have to ride the bus.

They'd rather eat pudding with their BFF's and make jokes about the smelly drunk at the bus stop.🌾

Edited by mthor
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Posted
2 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

*departs bus and approaches the 18 year old HS quarterback who is talking to a hot, but single legal age teenage woman*

Young man, get back to practice. I'm talking to the lady now.

*shoves the QB and begins walking with the young woman while engaging her in an exhilarating convo*

🐺👫🧔🔥

If you say so, "Gordo".

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