Zenigundam Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 *departs bus and approaches the 18 year old HS quarterback who is talking to a hot, but single legal age teenage woman* Young man, get back to practice. I'm talking to the lady now. *shoves the QB and begins walking with the young woman while engaging her in an exhilarating convo* 🐺👫🧔🔥 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mthor Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 26 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: *departs bus and approaches the 18 year old HS quarterback who is talking to a hot, but single legal age teenage woman* Young man, get back to practice. I'm talking to the lady now. *shoves the QB and begins walking with the young woman who can't walk very far because she's laughing at the fat middle-aged man who has to ride the bus. 🐺👫🧔🔥 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 10, 2018 Author Share Posted November 10, 2018 I'm a teenager, and I'm built like a tank. 🐺 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 YOU CHANGED YOUR ICON. HERESY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I'm a teenager, and I'm built like a tank. 🐺 You're almost 30, and you're built like a tank... ...of pudding. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 28 minutes ago, mthor said: You're almost 30, and you're built like a tank... ...of pudding. I want pudding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 10, 2018 Author Share Posted November 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: I want pudding. Legal age teen women love pudding. My refrigerator has Jello pudding, Swiss Miss, and Snack Packs on deck. 👫 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 21 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Legal age teen women love pudding. My refrigerator has Jello pudding, Swiss Miss, and Snack Packs on deck. 👫 you know who else loves jello pudding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: I'm a teenager, and I'm built like a tank. 🐺 A real alpha male wouldn't try to make himself 10 years younger. And yeah, a septic tank. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 (edited) 40 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Legal age teen women love pudding. My refrigerator has Jello pudding, Swiss Miss, and Snack Packs on deck. 👫 Most legal teenage women don't want to eat pudding with middle-aged men who look like the Pillsbury Doughboy and have to ride the bus. They'd rather eat pudding with their BFF's and make jokes about the smelly drunk at the bus stop.🌾 Edited November 10, 2018 by mthor 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 10, 2018 Author Share Posted November 10, 2018 They can't do this to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: They can't do this to me... They already have. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 2 hours ago, Zenigundam said: *departs bus and approaches the 18 year old HS quarterback who is talking to a hot, but single legal age teenage woman* Young man, get back to practice. I'm talking to the lady now. *shoves the QB and begins walking with the young woman while engaging her in an exhilarating convo* 🐺👫🧔🔥 If you say so, "Gordo". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 -1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 And then zeni got kicked so hard he now talks in a girl's voice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 What about @lupin_bebopand his muscles? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 I've had enough of this ALPHA MALE BuLL Shit ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANE 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 *Added more pounds of rotgut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 Why do you want my muscles? You’ll never get them, doughboy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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