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Yesterday a man told me I had the eyes of a seriously evil motherfucker,


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which is so far the most interesting comment I've ever had about my eyes,
and because it didn't make me feel ugly or self-conscious, and it was early in the morning,
I absentmindedly thanked him and entered the convenience store.
He was gone when I returned.

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Just now, Mini_Ghost said:

I think thanking him was appropriate. evil has a certain beauty to it.

I appreciate the input and support, Lucifer.
 

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22 minutes ago, Bouvre said:

which is so far the most interesting comment I've ever had about my eyes,
and because it didn't make me feel ugly or self-conscious, and it was early in the morning,
I absentmindedly thanked him and entered the convenience store.
He was gone when I returned.

he was probably drunk or really stupid

 

ive seen your eyes and they look like a little girls

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2 minutes ago, CactusLove said:

he was probably drunk or really stupid

 

ive seen your eyes and they look like a little girls

Are my eyes best girl?

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3 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

He probably wanna fuck u and mad about it

He's mad he'd have to take me out to dinner first.
I might be an evil motherfucker but I'm not cheap.

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8 minutes ago, CactusLove said:

i actually would have said i loved you until i found out you were male, M8

Love comes in various forms.
Even if I were male, you could still love me and not hate yourself for it. 

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i thought i loved you in like 2011, but right now your eyes,

are not those of beauty but those of extreme plight, and i really have my own problems, bub

 

i gotta save that shit for the ones who can carry my seed, comrade 

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Books always describe "black eyes" as if that means they're dead, soulless eyes.

I think that's offensive. My eyes may be soulless, but they're not so much dead as horribly crippled.

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5 minutes ago, CactusLove said:

i thought i loved you in like 2011, but right now your eyes,

are not those of beauty but those of extreme plight, and i really have my own problems, bub

 

i gotta save that shit for the ones who can carry my seed, comrade 

Wtf

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5 hours ago, CactusLove said:

no you do not look like a blonde little girl, but i appreciate your Nietzsche interpretations

Dying to know where the Nietzsche element is coming from here, btw

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Just now, CactusLove said:

your own questions to me while i was in college, you actually asked me for one of my papers

This doesn't really provide any further understanding. 

Just now, CactusLove said:

like 6-7 years ago

I'm impressed you remember that far. I sure don't.

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1 minute ago, CactusLove said:

it was a big deal, i accidentally sent you a paper with my name in it and had Luuv delete it from your inbox

Hahaha! That's actually pretty boss, but I don't recall it. I feel I remember some moderation over my inbox like that tho.

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5 hours ago, CactusLove said:

fucking you still should know i want more kids than ganghis khan

Theres such a thing as gay babies. I always wanted one. I make beautiful babies, too. Check out my icon. Thats a real baby i produced in this here womb after 9 months. You know u want one. Freeze up yer daddy liquid and overnight it. Ill do the rest.

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7 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said:

I wouldn't describe your eyes as that but it's also never bad to unnerve others.

Disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed, as they say nightly in my head until the nausea overtakes me and suddenly the sun is up and blood is in my teeth

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3 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

Theres such a thing as gay babies. I always wanted one. I make beautiful babies, too. Check out my icon. Thats a real baby i produced in this here womb after 9 months. You know u want one. Freeze up yer daddy liquid and overnight it. Ill do the rest.

no you get your ass in a cab, come over here, and ill pound it till that shit is preggos

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24 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

Theres such a thing as gay babies. I always wanted one. I make beautiful babies, too. Check out my icon. Thats a real baby i produced in this here womb after 9 months. You know u want one. Freeze up yer daddy liquid and overnight it. Ill do the rest.

the fuq you mean gay babies???  my babies are gonna come out of you beggin for the pussy, starvin for the pussy, murderin for the pussy

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40 minutes ago, CactusLove said:

no you get your ass in a cab, come over here, and ill pound it till that shit is preggos

Wow. No ones ever said anything so romantic to me before!

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Just now, fuggstop said:

Wow. No ones ever said anything so romantic to me before!

NOW! I have already been waiting for at least a year.  come over and imma pump it and grind it, ride it and hump it harder and harder until

you gush allover me and then im gonna keep slammin until it burst all up in you, over and over until you get what you came for

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2 minutes ago, CactusLove said:

NOW! I have already been waiting for at least a year.  come over and imma pump it and grind it, ride it and hump it harder and harder until

you gush allover me and then im gonna keep slammin until it burst all up in you, over and over until you get what you came for

Oh my 💦💦

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4 minutes ago, CactusLove said:

@fuggstop

seriously you wan a mumbaby?

I want to make a baby for gay lovers :/

I wanna a baby bouvre would raise or to make a baby for him. Or any gay couple really. Calm down.

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yeah thats not whats gonna happen you see, i knock you up, and then you paint his nails and do his hair until he realizes hes straight, 

and then we do it again

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7 hours ago, Bouvre said:

which is so far the most interesting comment I've ever had about my eyes,
and because it didn't make me feel ugly or self-conscious, and it was early in the morning,
I absentmindedly thanked him and entered the convenience store.
He was gone when I returned.

I told you we shouldn't have switched eyes

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