Zenigundam Posted November 1, 2018 Posted November 1, 2018 I was like, "Stop it! STOP it right now! I don't care that 16 is legal in New Jersey! This is creepy and you're 48, blatantly abusing Just for Men haircare products, and only doing this because her mom went to the dressing room!" And then I pounced on him and saved the legal age teen (a true hottie btw) from the creepy, touchy, old fella. 🐰💁♂️👨👩👧👦
Mini_ghost420 Posted November 1, 2018 Posted November 1, 2018 so you were the guy the took out of there screaming and trying to fight with himself
death_by_motorboat Posted November 1, 2018 Posted November 1, 2018 30 minutes ago, bnmjy said: You idiot, that was her father. hes proabably never been arrested in his life
death_by_motorboat Posted November 1, 2018 Posted November 1, 2018 34 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I was like, "Stop it! STOP it right now! I don't care that 16 is legal in New Jersey! This is creepy and you're 48, blatantly abusing Just for Men haircare products, and only doing this because her mom went to the dressing room!" And then I pounced on him and saved the legal age teen (a true hottie btw) from the creepy, touchy, old fella. 🐰💁♂️👨👩👧👦 i fucking wouldnt even remember that time
bnmjy Posted November 1, 2018 Posted November 1, 2018 1 minute ago, mumbo13 said: hes proabably never been arrested in his life No shit. All these stories are fictional.
Zenigundam Posted November 1, 2018 Author Posted November 1, 2018 1 minute ago, bnmjy said: No shit. All these stories are fictional. Lol almost all of them aren't and I'm proud of that. 😌 An alpha male thriving in a beta world 🐺
death_by_motorboat Posted November 1, 2018 Posted November 1, 2018 1 minute ago, bnmjy said: No shit. All these stories are fictional. artistically speaking, he may know how to type
death_by_motorboat Posted November 1, 2018 Posted November 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: Lol almost all of them aren't and I'm proud of that. 😌 An alpha male thriving in a beta world 🐺 ALMOST? you expect us to know where the lies start and the bullshit begins? 1 2
Zenigundam Posted November 1, 2018 Author Posted November 1, 2018 20 minutes ago, mumbo13 said: ALMOST? you expect us to know where the lies start and the bullshit begins? Very few have been embellished over years, none have been outright lies, but everybody thinks I'm weird if these stories are true lol
Sawdamizer Posted November 1, 2018 Posted November 1, 2018 Anyone that doesn't appreciate this, is just full of shit. Vivalazeni
Zenigundam Posted November 1, 2018 Author Posted November 1, 2018 31 minutes ago, Quackers said: he's her daddy now *overcome with the giggle chills* 😰❤
tsar4 Posted November 1, 2018 Posted November 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: Lol almost all of them aren't and I'm proud of that. 😌 You sound like a Chicago Politician. 1
Houdini Splicer Posted November 2, 2018 Posted November 2, 2018 Wasn't that the time they caught you molesting mannequins in the girls' section? Creepy little bastard. 1
Mr Owl Posted November 2, 2018 Posted November 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Very few have been embellished over years, none have been outright lies, but everybody thinks I'm weird if these stories are true lol they are true you walking bench warrant pedophile
tsar4 Posted November 2, 2018 Posted November 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Vin_Tybul said: Wasn't that the time they caught you molesting mannequins in the girls' section? Creepy little bastard. Li'l zeni - 3
GuyBeardmane Posted November 2, 2018 Posted November 2, 2018 3 hours ago, Ginguy said: I mean it's R. Lee Ermey and references Mickey Mouse, so... 1
PhilosipherStoned Posted November 2, 2018 Posted November 2, 2018 Holy shit RIP R Lee Ermy, but that was way better than the original.
Houdini Splicer Posted November 2, 2018 Posted November 2, 2018 21 minutes ago, Kudasai said: I love that game.
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