Zenigundam Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 I was like, "Stop it! STOP it right now! I don't care that 16 is legal in New Jersey! This is creepy and you're 48, blatantly abusing Just for Men haircare products, and only doing this because her mom went to the dressing room!" And then I pounced on him and saved the legal age teen (a true hottie btw) from the creepy, touchy, old fella. 🐰💁♂️👨👩👧👦 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 so you were the guy the took out of there screaming and trying to fight with himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 You idiot, that was her father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 30 minutes ago, bnmjy said: You idiot, that was her father. hes proabably never been arrested in his life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 34 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I was like, "Stop it! STOP it right now! I don't care that 16 is legal in New Jersey! This is creepy and you're 48, blatantly abusing Just for Men haircare products, and only doing this because her mom went to the dressing room!" And then I pounced on him and saved the legal age teen (a true hottie btw) from the creepy, touchy, old fella. 🐰💁♂️👨👩👧👦 i fucking wouldnt even remember that time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 1 minute ago, mumbo13 said: hes proabably never been arrested in his life No shit. All these stories are fictional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 1, 2018 Author Share Posted November 1, 2018 1 minute ago, bnmjy said: No shit. All these stories are fictional. Lol almost all of them aren't and I'm proud of that. 😌 An alpha male thriving in a beta world 🐺 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 1 minute ago, bnmjy said: No shit. All these stories are fictional. artistically speaking, he may know how to type Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: Lol almost all of them aren't and I'm proud of that. 😌 An alpha male thriving in a beta world 🐺 ALMOST? you expect us to know where the lies start and the bullshit begins? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 1, 2018 Author Share Posted November 1, 2018 20 minutes ago, mumbo13 said: ALMOST? you expect us to know where the lies start and the bullshit begins? Very few have been embellished over years, none have been outright lies, but everybody thinks I'm weird if these stories are true lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 Anyone that doesn't appreciate this, is just full of shit. Vivalazeni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 1, 2018 Author Share Posted November 1, 2018 31 minutes ago, Quackers said: he's her daddy now *overcome with the giggle chills* 😰❤ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: Lol almost all of them aren't and I'm proud of that. 😌 You sound like a Chicago Politician. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Wasn't that the time they caught you molesting mannequins in the girls' section? Creepy little bastard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Very few have been embellished over years, none have been outright lies, but everybody thinks I'm weird if these stories are true lol they are true you walking bench warrant pedophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 What in the fever dream? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Vin_Tybul said: Wasn't that the time they caught you molesting mannequins in the girls' section? Creepy little bastard. Li'l zeni - 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Zeni, can I hold a dollar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 (edited) Edited November 2, 2018 by Kudasai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 3 hours ago, Ginguy said: I mean it's R. Lee Ermey and references Mickey Mouse, so... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Holy shit RIP R Lee Ermy, but that was way better than the original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 21 minutes ago, Kudasai said: I love that game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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