nameraka Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 (edited) the 90's unofficially started in 1991 when abraham lincoln freed the slaves, which kicked off the summer of love. in 1992, bill clinton dropped acid on the arsenio hall show and became the next president, then formed nirvana with beavis and butthead. a mere two years after that, oj simpson invented the world wide web but the glove didn't fit so he had to kill tupac and biggie. that led to rise of napster which was founded by a cult in waco that had cloned a sheep. in 1997, the surviving beatles formed a supergroup with herman's hermits to release tubthumping, a song that went vibranium, stayed at the top of the charts for 75 years, and gave rise to the communist manifesto. sadly the decade ended in 2000 when anti-mutant senator john kelly was kidnapped by magneto and the x-men were unable to save him before he devolved into a puddle of water. this was considered to be the worst attack ever carried out on american soil. the only good thing to come of that was that it served as the inspiration for 4 non blondes magnum opus, "what's up" which is still the greatest song ever written after "tubthumping." never forget the 90's, people a magical time... Edited October 16, 2018 by nameraka 1 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 not 90's but i felt like posting this song. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted October 16, 2018 Author Share Posted October 16, 2018 1 minute ago, quebecelegy said: not 90's but i felt like posting this song. it always felt like a 90's song though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted October 16, 2018 Author Share Posted October 16, 2018 also, that guy from the dead zone gave the greatest monologue in the history of monologues about putting things up your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, nameraka said: it always felt like a 90's song though. i thought so too when i first heard it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 You forgot to mention the national anthem was changed for a short time to the AOL dial up sound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted October 16, 2018 Author Share Posted October 16, 2018 7 minutes ago, molarbear said: You forgot to mention the national anthem was changed for a short time to the AOL dial up sound shit. everyone stand please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted October 16, 2018 Author Share Posted October 16, 2018 (edited) also, this magical film won the academy award for best picture in 1995. Edited October 16, 2018 by nameraka 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, nameraka said: shit. everyone stand please. Good old dial up internet letting little brothers get revenge on their older brothers by walking into the other room and secretly picking up the phone for years 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 Well they did play Garbage on Monday Night Football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 1 hour ago, nameraka said: also, this magical film won the academy award for best picture in 1995. Was the XFL 90's or way early 2000's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 1 hour ago, nameraka said: also, this magical film won the academy award for best picture in 1995. Man, Jennifer Aniston used to be hot as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Man, Jennifer Aniston used to be hot as fuck. Used to be? This is going to sound really weird but I've always kinda wanted to hook up with J.K. Rowling 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 1 minute ago, molarbear said: Used to be? This is going to sound really weird but I've always kinda wanted to hook up with J.K. Rowling Aniston still looks good for her age, but it's only older Friends footage that makes me drool. I don't know if I've seen J.K. Rowling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 Yeahhhh 90sssss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 18 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Aniston still looks good for her age, but it's only older Friends footage that makes me drool. I don't know if I've seen J.K. Rowling. she's the lady that wrote the Harry Potter books Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, molarbear said: she's the lady that wrote the Harry Potter books I know who she is, I just don't think I know what she looks like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 15 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I know who she is, I just don't think I know what she looks like. I believe a quick Google search would remedy that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, molarbear said: I believe a quick Google search would remedy that Eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 9 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Eh. Her mind created the Harry Potter novels and she's quite attractive for being 50ish granted she's not Jada Fire or Kate Upton but damn dude..... that's cold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 53 minutes ago, molarbear said: Her mind created the Harry Potter novels and she's quite attractive for being 50ish granted she's not Jada Fire or Kate Upton but damn dude..... that's cold You may have misunderstood what I meant by "Eh." I didn't mean her looks were mediocre, I meant I don't care to look up what she looks like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 You call yourself an English professor and you have the gall to type 90's? smh 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 10 minutes ago, bnmjy said: You call yourself an English professor and you have the gall to type 90's? smh OH SHIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted October 16, 2018 Author Share Posted October 16, 2018 1 hour ago, bnmjy said: You call yourself an English professor and you have the gall to type 90's? smh and yet you have no problem with the fact that i never use proper capitalization... this is the internet, man. this is where english goes to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 5 hours ago, nameraka said: and yet you have no problem with the fact that i never use proper capitalization... this is the internet, man. this is where english goes to die. WTF man, English teachers are supposed to be grammar Nazis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 The 90’s weren’t all rainbows and unicorns. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted October 16, 2018 Author Share Posted October 16, 2018 (edited) 7 hours ago, Tengu said: The 90’s weren’t all rainbows and unicorns. Of course if it wasn't for the gulf war the justice league never would have been founded and Iraq would still be under the tyrannical reign of mc hammer, so... Edited October 16, 2018 by nameraka 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 STOP! Hammer time! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted May 23, 2020 Author Share Posted May 23, 2020 nostalgia is a hell of a drug. 😐 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 On 10/16/2018 at 2:19 PM, Tengu said: STOP! Hammer time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 Hey guys, who am I? 🤓 “Yeah baby! Oh behave! Groovy! Shagadelic!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 i miss the 90's going to see live gigs at rumplestilskins and the stag in newport beach. or goat hill tavern. man. good times. good times. except being on standby for saudi and brazil...not so good. but the music was good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 I was in 7th grade in the late 1900's *credit to evilbob for telling me the phrase "Late 1900's" the other day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 Big if true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 T I T A N I C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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