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the 90's unofficially started in 1991 when abraham lincoln freed the slaves, which kicked off the summer of love. in 1992, bill clinton dropped acid on the arsenio hall show and became the next president, then formed nirvana with beavis and butthead. a mere two years after that, oj simpson invented the world wide web but the glove didn't fit so he had to kill tupac and biggie. that led to rise of napster which was founded by a cult in waco that had cloned a sheep. in 1997, the surviving beatles formed a supergroup with herman's hermits to release tubthumping, a song that went vibranium, stayed at the top of the charts for 75 years, and gave rise to the communist manifesto. 

sadly the decade ended in 2000 when anti-mutant senator john kelly was kidnapped by magneto and the x-men were unable to save him before he devolved into a puddle of water. this was considered to be the worst attack ever carried out on american soil. 

the only good thing to come of that was that it served as the inspiration for 4 non blondes magnum opus, "what's up" which is still the greatest song ever written after "tubthumping." 

never forget the 90's, people

a magical time... 

 

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Posted
7 minutes ago, molarbear said:

You forgot to mention the national anthem was changed for a short time to the AOL dial up sound

shit.

everyone stand please. 

 

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3 minutes ago, nameraka said:

shit.

everyone stand please. 

 

Good old dial up internet

letting little brothers get revenge on their older brothers by walking into the other room and secretly picking up the phone for years

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5 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Man, Jennifer Aniston used to be hot as fuck.

Used to be?

This is going to sound really weird but I've always kinda wanted to hook up with J.K. Rowling

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1 minute ago, molarbear said:

Used to be?

This is going to sound really weird but I've always kinda wanted to hook up with J.K. Rowling

Aniston still looks good for her age, but it's only older Friends footage that makes me drool.

I don't know if I've seen J.K. Rowling.

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18 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Aniston still looks good for her age, but it's only older Friends footage that makes me drool.

I don't know if I've seen J.K. Rowling.

she's the lady that wrote the Harry Potter books

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9 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Eh.

Her mind created the Harry Potter novels and she's quite attractive for being 50ish

granted she's not Jada Fire or Kate Upton but damn dude..... that's cold

 

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53 minutes ago, molarbear said:

Her mind created the Harry Potter novels and she's quite attractive for being 50ish

granted she's not Jada Fire or Kate Upton but damn dude..... that's cold

 

You may have misunderstood what I meant by "Eh." I didn't mean her looks were mediocre, I meant I don't care to look up what she looks like.

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1 hour ago, bnmjy said:

You call yourself an English professor and you have the gall to type 90's? smh

and yet you have no problem with the fact that i never use proper capitalization...

this is the internet, man. this is where english goes to die. 

 

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7 hours ago, Tengu said:

The 90’s weren’t all rainbows and unicorns.

 

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Of course if it wasn't for the gulf war the justice league never would have been founded and Iraq would still be under the tyrannical reign of mc hammer, so...

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i miss the 90's 

going to see live gigs at rumplestilskins and the stag in newport beach. 

or goat hill tavern. man. good times. good times. 

except being on standby for saudi and brazil...not so good. 

but the music was good. 

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I was in 7th grade in the late 1900's

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*credit to evilbob for telling me the phrase "Late 1900's" the other day

 

 

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