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Anyone wanna come to my nightclub? I have the 3 Bs on deck.


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Booze, Babes, and Bouncers

 

Booze to help you flex your game and impress the babes and bouncers to protect the babes from weirdos. White knighting like medieval times, baby!! 

#AlphasRise 🐺

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2 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said:

what? that's not good for business

It definitely is

Keeps the betas out and the alphas are too busy making out with legal age teens to ever contemplate taking a swing at a massive bouncer. Business done right. Grood bruisness 👨‍💻

Posted (edited)
2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

It definitely is

Keeps the betas out and the alphas are too busy making out with legal age teens to ever contemplate taking a swing at a massive bouncer. Business done right. Grood bruisness 👨‍💻

fuck your night club and all your bitch ass bouncers can eat shit

Edited by Mini_Ghost
fuck off Zeni
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2 minutes ago, KimopoBotar said:

Will there be copious amounts weed and weed products? Will there be video games?

I have pretty high standards. It's why i never go clubbing. None of the clubs meet my standards. 

Zeni isn't really alpha enough to own this thread or a night club. some how all his bouncers got their asses kicked and the roof is going to cave in soon so I wouldn't go.

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2 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said:

Zeni isn't really alpha enough to own this thread or a night club. some how all his bouncers got their asses kicked and the roof is going to cave in soon so I wouldn't go.

That's a shame. Let's make our own club. 

Maybe with an occult goth theme. But with weed. A stoner goth club. With video games. And not too rowdy but like a seperate area for heavy metal or punk shows where you can get as rowdy as you like. 

It's gonna be dope. 

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1 minute ago, KimopoBotar said:

That's a shame. Let's make our own club. 

Maybe with an occult goth theme. But with weed. A stoner goth club. With video games. And not too rowdy but like a seperate area for heavy metal or punk shows where you can get as rowdy as you like. 

It's gonna be dope. 

okay I'm down with that enough this threads gonna get moved to DF

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6 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

This is an alpha jock badass sports hero type club and you guys wanna open a nerdy club to compete with it!! 🎅

Nerds can't beat jocks outside of grades, dude! 💪

your club sucks nobody'd going to go there willingly

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9 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

This is an alpha jock badass sports hero type club and you guys wanna open a nerdy club to compete with it!! 🎅

Nerds can't beat jocks outside of grades, dude! 💪

I'm not looking to compete. I'm looking for a place i actually enjoy being at. 

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7 minutes ago, KimopoBotar said:

I'm not looking to compete. I'm looking for a place i actually enjoy being at. 

My club is enjoyable, the only caveat is that you have to compete with a bunch of roided up alpha male badasses for the sexy girls and, even if you win, you'll still probably have to fight a jock (and the bouncer who breaks up the fight) to retain the girl. My club is 🔥🔥🔥 because it's like the goddamn Roman Coliseum, it's like Dark Souls 8 on expert difficulty.

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19 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

My club is enjoyable, the only caveat is that you have to compete with a bunch of roided up alpha male badasses for the sexy girls and, even if you win, you'll still probably have to fight a jock (and the bouncer who breaks up the fight) to retain the girl. My club is 🔥🔥🔥 because it's like the goddamn Roman Coliseum, it's like Dark Souls 8 on expert difficulty.

That sounds like a lot of bullshit. Just because it'd be easy for me to get laid there doesn't mean it's fun. It's easy for me to get laid all the time. 

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The club is the laundry room at your mom's house. Your stuffed tiger is the bouncer. And the babe? That's Rebecca, aka your hand.

No thanks. The only reason I would ever show up, is to point and laugh at you,  Nelson style.

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no insurance agent will write you a dram shop policy you'll be able to afford, with all the potential for bodily injury you're selling in this thread. and without dram shop, you're not getting a liquor license from the state. no liquor, no babes and no paying customers.

you need someone who can keep your shit in line. my fee is reasonable and my services are essential. here's my card, guido.

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