Sawdamizer Posted October 3, 2018 Posted October 3, 2018 I seem to always have the most disruptive, explosive smelly shit when I'm trying to be quiet because of the traffic in the bathroom. And the more I try to make it quiet the sound is amplified. Shit. 2
viperxmns Posted October 3, 2018 Posted October 3, 2018 Just lean in When you make da explosions go BARHARHAR 7
Mix Posted October 3, 2018 Posted October 3, 2018 I carry an -out of order- sign with me at all times for just such an occasion......no one can hear you if no one comes inÂ
Tengu Posted October 3, 2018 Posted October 3, 2018 12 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: I seem to always have the most disruptive, explosive smelly shit when I'm trying to be quiet because of the traffic in the bathroom. And the more I try to make it quiet the sound is amplified. Shit. My biggest problem is to how to not bust out laughing when someone is taking a loud farty shit. 1
scoobdog Posted October 3, 2018 Posted October 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Sawdamizer said: I seem to always have the most disruptive, explosive smelly shit when I'm trying to be quiet because of the traffic in the bathroom. And the more I try to make it quiet the sound is amplified. Shit. Â 1
KimopoBotar Posted October 3, 2018 Posted October 3, 2018 I don't care anymore. I just blast it. Usually no one who hears knows me or ever will and if they do they probably have their own loud shits. Everybody poops. 1 2
wacky1980 Posted October 3, 2018 Posted October 3, 2018 you don't have an executive bathroom? wtf you even doing in that place with no executive bathroom? 1
fuggstop Posted October 3, 2018 Posted October 3, 2018 I try and hold it until some lady flushes and then i hope they cant hear anything over the flush
scoobdog Posted October 3, 2018 Posted October 3, 2018 4 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: I seem to always have the most disruptive, explosive smelly shit when I'm trying to be quiet because of the traffic in the bathroom. And the more I try to make it quiet the sound is amplified. Shit. By the way... Â I appreciate that you're getting enough fiber and taking ownership of your health. Â We're a dying breed.
Sawdamizer Posted October 3, 2018 Author Posted October 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, scoobdog said: By the way... Â I appreciate that you're getting enough fiber and taking ownership of your health. Â We're a dying breed. This is some deep fucking heartfelt shit man. 1 1
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