Sawdamizer Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 I seem to always have the most disruptive, explosive smelly shit when I'm trying to be quiet because of the traffic in the bathroom. And the more I try to make it quiet the sound is amplified. Shit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Just lean in When you make da explosions go BARHARHAR 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 I carry an -out of order- sign with me at all times for just such an occasion......no one can hear you if no one comes in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 12 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: I seem to always have the most disruptive, explosive smelly shit when I'm trying to be quiet because of the traffic in the bathroom. And the more I try to make it quiet the sound is amplified. Shit. My biggest problem is to how to not bust out laughing when someone is taking a loud farty shit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Flush often 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 This post went to shit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Sawdamizer said: I seem to always have the most disruptive, explosive smelly shit when I'm trying to be quiet because of the traffic in the bathroom. And the more I try to make it quiet the sound is amplified. Shit. Â 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 I don't care anymore. I just blast it. Usually no one who hears knows me or ever will and if they do they probably have their own loud shits. Everybody poops. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 you don't have an executive bathroom? wtf you even doing in that place with no executive bathroom? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 I try and hold it until some lady flushes and then i hope they cant hear anything over the flush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 every time  1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 4 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: I seem to always have the most disruptive, explosive smelly shit when I'm trying to be quiet because of the traffic in the bathroom. And the more I try to make it quiet the sound is amplified. Shit. By the way... Â I appreciate that you're getting enough fiber and taking ownership of your health. Â We're a dying breed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted October 3, 2018 Author Share Posted October 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, scoobdog said: By the way... Â I appreciate that you're getting enough fiber and taking ownership of your health. Â We're a dying breed. This is some deep fucking heartfelt shit man. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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