André Toulon Posted October 2, 2018 Posted October 2, 2018 I asked her to find me a Nintendo 64....She did that....But now she's like I can't fucking play it because all I do is play video games. She doesn't seem to understand. I will let you go behind a video game......Nintendo has never broken my heart....Bitches do 2 1
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 2, 2018 Posted October 2, 2018 how the hell is she gonna get you an N64 for then say you can't play it. shit makes no damn sense 2
CutieQuesadilla Posted October 2, 2018 Posted October 2, 2018 Mi bebe. You need better gf. Who the hell tries to deny a gamer a game. 2
Phillies Posted October 2, 2018 Posted October 2, 2018 TAKE HER TO THE COURT OF ABSOLUTE REALITY AND SUE THAT $%^^7 1 1
fuggstop Posted October 2, 2018 Posted October 2, 2018 Instead of telling this woman this, buddy is such a weakling when it comes to women he'll probably sneak and play it when she wont know about it LOL 1
midnight Posted October 2, 2018 Posted October 2, 2018 I'm just gonna ignore the unimportant parts and focus on what really matters here; Nintendo 64 was the shit. I mean, if I still had mine, I'd be playing the shit out of it. South Park two player mode was the bomb. Prove me wrong. 3
molarbear Posted October 2, 2018 Posted October 2, 2018 4 hours ago, Buddyroe360 said: .Nintendo has never broken my heart It may be the post workout high speaking but I feel if Humanity were to ever write another Bible this line should be in it 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 2, 2018 Posted October 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, molarbear said: It may be the post workout high speaking but I feel if Humanity were to ever write another Bible this line should be in it Nintendo broke my heart by never releasing a Metroid game on N64. 1
molarbear Posted October 2, 2018 Posted October 2, 2018 7 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Nintendo broke my heart by never releasing a Metroid game on N64. I never got into that series I tried playing Metroid on the NES back in the day and could never figure out where to go
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 2, 2018 Posted October 2, 2018 (edited) 6 minutes ago, molarbear said: I never got into that series I tried playing Metroid on the NES back in the day and could never figure out where to go I didn't play NES Metroid until after I played Super Metroid and I hated it, for the same reason. Super Metroid is phenomenal though. Even Metroid II on Game Boy was good. EDIT: that was one of the main reasons I hated the first Metroid, the other reason is because the gun you start out with has fucking 0 range making it hard to kill even the most basic of enemies. Edited October 2, 2018 by Doom Metal Alchemist 1
André Toulon Posted October 3, 2018 Author Posted October 3, 2018 18 hours ago, molarbear said: I never got into that series I tried playing Metroid on the NES back in the day and could never figure out where to go That's the thing about Metroid...You go EVERYWHERE.....Just keep making holes in shit, you'll get there soon
CutieQuesadilla Posted October 3, 2018 Posted October 3, 2018 Philies and fuggs need to shut the fuck up. Philies can’t even afford a leash to walk his pug, fuggs. That’s why she is rabid and aloof with her crisco blooded ass. 1
Phillies Posted October 3, 2018 Posted October 3, 2018 11 minutes ago, CutieQuesadilla said: Philies and fuggs need to shut the fuck up. Philies can’t even afford a leash to walk his pug, fuggs. That’s why she is rabid and aloof with her crisco blooded ass. stay out of it.
fuggstop Posted October 3, 2018 Posted October 3, 2018 3 hours ago, CutieQuesadilla said: Philies and fuggs need to shut the fuck up. Philies can’t even afford a leash to walk his pug, fuggs. That’s why she is rabid and aloof with her crisco blooded ass. Don't you have more men to chase off the board? Quit worrying about what I'm doing.
CutieQuesadilla Posted October 3, 2018 Posted October 3, 2018 31 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Don't you have more men to chase off the board? Quit worrying about what I'm doing. Chase off the board? Like who?
André Toulon Posted October 3, 2018 Author Posted October 3, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, CutieQuesadilla said: Philies and fuggs need to shut the fuck up. Philies can’t even afford a leash to walk his pug, fuggs. That’s why she is rabid and aloof with her crisco blooded ass. Fuggz can't leave because my sack is surgically attached to her mouth, and Phillies can't leave because his entire body is atrophied. Edited October 3, 2018 by Buddyroe360 2
CutieQuesadilla Posted October 3, 2018 Posted October 3, 2018 Just now, Buddyroe360 said: Fuggz can leave because my sack is surgically attached to her mouth, and Phillies can't leave because his entire body is atrophied. Hey, those are my balls. 2
fuggstop Posted October 3, 2018 Posted October 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, CutieQuesadilla said: Hey, those are my balls. You would suck his dirty crack crusted ball sacks lol
CutieQuesadilla Posted October 3, 2018 Posted October 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, fuggstop said: You would suck his dirty crack crusted ball sacks lol I would deep throat his dick and tickle his balls with my tongue at the same time. i’m a oral prodigy. 1
fuggstop Posted October 3, 2018 Posted October 3, 2018 8 minutes ago, CutieQuesadilla said: I would deep throat his dick and tickle his balls with my tongue at the same time. i’m a oral prodigy. Buddy only cares about himself. Remember that.
CutieQuesadilla Posted October 3, 2018 Posted October 3, 2018 Just now, fuggstop said: Buddy only cares about himself. Remember that. That’s cool. It’s old. I know. 1
André Toulon Posted October 3, 2018 Author Posted October 3, 2018 OMG, this bitch is hilarious.....The oldest text in my phone is from August. How sad is your life that you hold on to shit like this. 1
fuggstop Posted October 3, 2018 Posted October 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Buddyroe360 said: OMG, this bitch is hilarious.....The oldest text in my phone is from August. How sad is your life that you hold on to shit like this. Its not a text. Its a screenshot This proves you cant be trusted with sensitive info. The same shit you STILL mad at me about after YEARS. Proves you dont give two shits abt anyone on this board and that u love to start shit.
molarbear Posted October 3, 2018 Posted October 3, 2018 4 hours ago, Buddyroe360 said: That's the thing about Metroid...You go EVERYWHERE.....Just keep making holes in shit, you'll get there soon No bullshit after I made that post I started playing it last night using an online guide that I'm fairly positive was made back in the angelfire days You're not wrong at all, there are literally points that I would have never figured out where you just blow up the wall or floor and keep rolling through it
Ric Posted October 3, 2018 Posted October 3, 2018 On 10/2/2018 at 3:09 PM, midnight said: I'm just gonna ignore the unimportant parts and focus on what really matters here; Nintendo 64 was the shit. I mean, if I still had mine, I'd be playing the shit out of it. South Park two player mode was the bomb. Prove me wrong. I imagine an N64 Classic is in the pipeline. N64 still isn't too bad to collect for outside of some more expensive games(like Conker's Bad Fur Day and Goemon's Great Adventure). 1
midnight Posted October 3, 2018 Posted October 3, 2018 22 minutes ago, Ric said: I imagine an N64 Classic is in the pipeline. N64 still isn't too bad to collect for outside of some more expensive games(like Conker's Bad Fur Day and Goemon's Great Adventure). I had Star Wars Shadows of the Empire. I logged many hours on that game. Loved it. I also like baseball games, and the 64 had some damn good ones. No complaints from that system at all.
KimopoBotar Posted October 3, 2018 Posted October 3, 2018 On 10/2/2018 at 1:09 PM, midnight said: I'm just gonna ignore the unimportant parts and focus on what really matters here; Nintendo 64 was the shit. I mean, if I still had mine, I'd be playing the shit out of it. South Park two player mode was the bomb. Prove me wrong. Was that the one where you could shoot cows that would plant your opponents head in their ass? That game was dope. 1
midnight Posted October 3, 2018 Posted October 3, 2018 6 minutes ago, KimopoBotar said: Was that the one where you could shoot cows that would plant your opponents head in their ass? That game was dope. Yes!! One player mode sucked as all you did was killed turkeys. Two player mode was the shit though. An absolute gem of a game. Badass graphics for it's day as well. 1
Ric Posted October 3, 2018 Posted October 3, 2018 SP 64 was no Goldeneye/Perfect Dark but agreed the splitscreen was fun. Chef's Luv Shack was fun with friends also. 2
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted October 4, 2018 Posted October 4, 2018 11 hours ago, fuggstop said: Don't you have more men to chase off the board? Quit worrying about what I'm doing. Why would you complain about me being gone? The reason I'm not here is because the internet is stagnation. The influx of social networking rendered it nothing more than a tool now. People come to the internet (in America at least) to show the world that they were popular in high school. Fuck discussion, we've gotta serially like each other's shit and talk about how funny we were that time twenty minutes after talking to the person and we thought of a cool thing to say. When you regularly interact with people you could touch while speaking to that moment is mundane and common. It's not a new thought but the degree the internet is forming thought bubbles is absurd. Every person on Earth can find others that think like them and create a place where all of their thoughts are normal. What one needs to consider is the commonality of eccentricities. When you reach numbers such as billions, possibilities that occur in the 100,000's are significant on the billions scale, far less on the millions scale, but if those billions are connected the uncommon finds way to thrive. But right now the danger is the common. People across states hold irrational rivalries. If people hear ten other people that think like them it's a landslide vote. They're right and everyone is an asshole. I'm an asshole, and I know how I'm an asshole. When another person is required to perform a job I want them to do at to spec at the very least. When someone tries to help me with my job I want them to fuck off because they're doing it wrong. I am motherfucking particular and meticulous in the ways I choose to be. I don't want to encounter a slew of people that think everything I do is okay. I want people to tell me I'm being an asshole. What I used to like about this group is that people could talk and disagree about subjects and not one other thing mattered but the topic at hand. But the people that live on the internet become a part of it. I'm trying to think I'm not judging anyone here even though I kind of am? I mean nothing by it really, if it bothers you I personally think it should. The length I was here was longer than any other, the longest I lurked here was maybe a week in the past. I look at the internet and see forming microcosms and holy shit is this all boring. It's so predictable and boring. A couple days ago I watched a small bird I couldn't identify fucking own a crow. Crows are a problem here. This bird utilized the fact a crow attacks by dive bombing and wore that fucker out. It'd wait for the crow to climb and flap up just enough to fuck up the dive. It nosedived and swooped up late enough that while it used momentum the crow used wing power to climb as high as it did. That's more interesting than the most popular yapping in a common language.
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