SwimModSponges Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Just imagining some runny yellow yolks getting sopped up with some buttered toast, a side of hashbrowns... What i need to do is just set aside a day, nothing to do, no obligations, just a whole day i can dedicate to sitting on the toilet while my insides fight to get outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Why can't you eggs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted September 21, 2018 Author Share Posted September 21, 2018 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Butt why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted September 21, 2018 Author Share Posted September 21, 2018 If i had to guess, theres a protein in there somewhere that just doesn't work with my insides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Ahhh ok... As long as it wasn't some cazy lactose shit... Which I've heard people claim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted September 21, 2018 Author Share Posted September 21, 2018 Lactose fucks me up too. Just had a coffee with milk in it... butthole didn't like it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 36 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: If i had to guess, theres a protein in there somewhere that just doesn't work with my insides. Do you also have problems with Onions & Garlic? It could be the sulfur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 1 hour ago, SwimModSponges said: Just imagining some runny yellow yolks getting sopped up with some buttered toast, a side of hashbrowns... What i need to do is just set aside a day, nothing to do, no obligations, just a whole day i can dedicate to sitting on the toilet while my insides fight to get outside. ee, I have the exact same issue... but I can't even gt the egg down my throat before everything in my stomach wants to come up. Some days I can cook eggs for people, some days I want to vomit at the slightest whiff of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, Rogue߷Alphonse said: ee, I have the exact same issue... but I can't even gt the egg down my throat before everything in my stomach wants to come up. Some days I can cook eggs for people, some days I want to vomit at the slightest whiff of it. Also used to have the same issue until I started cooking my own and learned that it was that sulfur smell from well done eggs making me sick. If they're cooked soft to medium and mixed with some other flavor, they don't make me nauseated. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 12 minutes ago, SorceressPol said: Also used to have the same issue until I started cooking my own and learned that it was that sulfur smell from well done eggs making me sick. If they're cooked soft to medium and mixed with some other flavor, they don't make me nauseated. I might have to try this. What other flavor? Also considering how my insides have been acting the past couple years toward certain foods, I am afraid if I make it that far if I'll just end up like Sponges Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 2 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: Just imagining some runny yellow yolks getting sopped up with some buttered toast, a side of hashbrowns... What i need to do is just set aside a day, nothing to do, no obligations, just a whole day i can dedicate to sitting on the toilet while my insides fight to get outside. I feel your pain, I can't eat Bananas Avocados or apples anymore because I have Oral allergy Syndrome....which means my body mistakes things I'm not actually allergic to for things I'm allergic to and makes my throat itch (i probably still can eat them since you rarely go into shock from it but I don't wanna chance it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 8 minutes ago, Rogue߷Alphonse said: I might have to try this. What other flavor? Also considering how my insides have been acting the past couple years toward certain foods, I am afraid if I make it that far if I'll just end up like Sponges Just regular stuff like a splash of milk, a dab of hot sauce and then a little cheese when making scrambled eggs. Fresh tomatoes, sauteed goodies like peppers, mushrooms, and ham. One simple thing I do is make sure not to plate eggs so they're in a pile because that steam inside will keep cooking them straight to well done. Depending on what kind of fried rice I'm making, soy sauce and oyster sauce drown out the taste of eggs. Or a Japanese omelette with soy sauce, mirin, and sugar. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Yeah this almost made me make some eggs. I don't have anything to go with them though so I didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 (edited) Dang, that is quite unfortunate. I'm on the sick freaks of nature that can eat pretty much any food item . the only exception being green Bell peppers, not because I am allergic to them are anything but because I feckin' hate that shit Edited September 21, 2018 by schmahxgn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 3 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: Just imagining some runny yellow yolks getting sopped up with some buttered toast, a side of hashbrowns... What i need to do is just set aside a day, nothing to do, no obligations, just a whole day i can dedicate to sitting on the toilet while my insides fight to get outside. I like them sunny side up, then I mix the yolk in with my hashbrowns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 7 hours ago, mochi said: I feel your pain, I can't eat Bananas Avocados or apples anymore because I have Oral allergy Syndrome....which means my body mistakes things I'm not actually allergic to for things I'm allergic to and makes my throat itch (i probably still can eat them since you rarely go into shock from it but I don't wanna chance it) I used to be able to eat apples all the time. Now I have to boil them or eat the freeze dried kind.... old people chow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inu_crazed_90 Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 10 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: Just imagining some runny yellow yolks getting sopped up with some buttered toast, a side of hashbrowns... What i need to do is just set aside a day, nothing to do, no obligations, just a whole day i can dedicate to sitting on the toilet while my insides fight to get outside. Do it...eggs are worth it. Every type of egg. The toilet time will be worth it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Vamped said: I used to be able to eat apples all the time. Now I have to boil them or eat the freeze dried kind.... old people chow same, I can eat apple sauce or Apple pie (even apple Juice) but not fresh apples it's a shame I HATE fruit pies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 I'm so glad my body doesn't disagree with most foods. I love juice egg yolks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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