fuggstop Posted September 20, 2018 Posted September 20, 2018 Itll be a high risk geriatric pregnancy 😭
Ric Posted September 20, 2018 Posted September 20, 2018 Did you forget about the baby you and Phillies' had? I think it died from neglect.
fuggstop Posted September 20, 2018 Author Posted September 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, Phillies said: lol fuggz I'm not kidding its true! LOL
fuggstop Posted September 20, 2018 Author Posted September 20, 2018 Just now, Ric said: Did you forget about the baby you and Phillies' had? I think it died from neglect. His blue hair bitch sold it into slavery for blow 1
fuggstop Posted September 20, 2018 Author Posted September 20, 2018 8 minutes ago, discolemonade said: so...you're 65? No
Zenigundam Posted September 20, 2018 Posted September 20, 2018 23 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Itll be a high risk geriatric pregnancy 😭 I don't wanna get my girlfriend pregnant because that'll ruin her college experience when she gets there and Johnnygundam, although an alpha male, will need motherly advice at his disposal.
discolé monade Posted September 20, 2018 Posted September 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, fuggstop said: No well, this post makes no sense. or...were you trying to say that you're over 35, and that if you get pregnant again, it would be considered an AMA or 'late in life' pregnancy?
fuggstop Posted September 20, 2018 Author Posted September 20, 2018 Just now, discolemonade said: well, this post makes no sense. or...were you trying to say that you're over 35, and that if you get pregnant again, it would be considered an AMA or 'late in life' pregnancy? Geriatric pregnancy too
naraku360 Posted September 20, 2018 Posted September 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I don't wanna get my girlfriend pregnant because that'll ruin her college experience when she gets there and Johnnygundam, although an alpha male, will need motherly advice at his disposal. Don't lie. We all know the only reason you don't want to get your girlfriend pregnant is because it'll be really awkward to bring a cum sock to the doctor's office. 3
fuggstop Posted September 20, 2018 Author Posted September 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, naraku360 said: I didn't do that cruel shit to my baby. How u gonna know whats wrong...baby cant talk..baby only knows how to cry. But i was lucky..baby never got sick and wasnt a crier
fuggstop Posted September 20, 2018 Author Posted September 20, 2018 Just now, katt_goddess said: ... I hated ultrasounds. Baby did too and would hide and cover her face. I was so scared baby would be ugly. Asked xray girl if baby was pretty. She freaked me out by only saying "she's yours". You see...i had made lots of ugly baby jokes in the past and just knew it was gonna catch up to me.
discolé monade Posted September 20, 2018 Posted September 20, 2018 each baby i had horrific dreams about them. 1st~i just knew was coming out of my stomach like alien 2nd~i thought would end up like joseph merrick 3rd~should have stopped watching the conjoined twins documentary 4th~i kind of had a collective of dreams of the above 3 1 2
fuggstop Posted September 20, 2018 Author Posted September 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, discolemonade said: each baby i had horrific dreams about them. 1st~i just knew was coming out of my stomach like alien 2nd~i thought would end up like joseph merrick 3rd~should have stopped watching the conjoined twins documentary 4th~i kind of had a collective of dreams of the above 3 No dreams. I had what i later found out was hyperemesis gravidarum. Threw up every single day for 9 months. Was too naive to mention it to gyno lol
Ric Posted September 20, 2018 Posted September 20, 2018 1 hour ago, fuggstop said: His blue hair bitch sold it into slavery for blow That's terrible, I hope it was good blow at least.
lupin_bebop Posted September 20, 2018 Posted September 20, 2018 So.....you've completely forgotten about the first one? Got it.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted September 20, 2018 Posted September 20, 2018 5 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I don't wanna get my girlfriend pregnant because that'll ruin her college experience when she gets there and Johnnygundam, although an alpha male, will need motherly advice at his disposal. Zeni, how does a man get a girl pregnant? 1
Zenigundam Posted September 20, 2018 Posted September 20, 2018 3 hours ago, Rogue߷Alphonse said: Zeni, how does a man get a girl pregnant? If I don't use a condom and she doesn't use birth control, Johnnygundam will be well on his way. 💪👨🏫🎎
Ginguy Posted September 20, 2018 Posted September 20, 2018 Thankfully alcohol lowers sperm count..... 2
Sawdamizer Posted September 20, 2018 Posted September 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Ginguy said: Thankfully alcohol lowers sperm count..... Yeah but alcohol also allows you to plow dumber girls too... So though you may have less sperm, you also forgot to wear a condom and she's too stupid to take a pill.
cyberbully Posted September 20, 2018 Posted September 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, Ginguy said: Thankfully alcohol lowers sperm count..... It may lower it but I doubt it's by any significant amount since I've heard the phrase "drinking runs in my family" more than a few times in my life.
Zenigundam Posted September 20, 2018 Posted September 20, 2018 34 minutes ago, Ginguy said: Thankfully alcohol lowers sperm count..... *looks up at the starry night sky* Godspeed, Johnnygundam. Someday you will be... an alpha male legend. 🦒
discolé monade Posted September 20, 2018 Posted September 20, 2018 4 hours ago, Zenigundam said: *looks up at the starry night sky* Godspeed, Johnnygundam. Someday you will be... an alpha male legend. 🦒 can't have babies, if your seed is in a sock. j/s
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