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midnight Freakin Mutant

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As my Son and I were on our golf cart, taking the garbage to the dumpster, my neighbor approached in the opposite lane. He commenced to cross the center line, in order to try to scare me off the highway.

This is the shit I deal with out of our new neighbors.

Zenigundam Monster Mutant

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31 minutes ago, midnight said:

As my Son and I were on our golf cart, taking the garbage to the dumpster, my neighbor approached in the opposite lane. He commenced to cross the center line, in order to try to scare me off the highway.

This is the shit I deal with out of our new neighbors.

Did you flinch? 🐻

midnight Freakin Mutant

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34 minutes ago, Kudasai said:

Just say the word and it'll be taken care of;)

 

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Hell yes! Dean Ambrose and a barbed wire wrapped baseball bat, what else would anyone need? I NEED the Lunatic Fringe!

midnight Freakin Mutant

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9 minutes ago, Poof said:

he did it bc hes a meth head and he was trying to scare you into screaming out your social security number

As he was not at, nor coming from the dumpster, this wouldn’t be the case.

He did it because he’s an asshole!

midnight Freakin Mutant

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6 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

He was just g checking him to determine his alpha levels. I've done it before; it's an alpha male method of finding out who belongs to the alpha frat. Alpha Zeni Phi

I’m sure you are correct. 🙄

midnight Freakin Mutant

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1 minute ago, KimopoBotar said:

That's the kinda shit that results in a brick through the windshield of the offending vehicle. 

I try very hard not to be an asshole when my son is with me. This took all I had not to lose my shit in front of the boy. 

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1 minute ago, midnight said:

I try very hard not to be an asshole when my son is with me. This took all I had not to lose my shit in front of the boy. 

The fact that your son was with you also makes it worse. So props for keeping control, I'm not sure i would have. 

I'm pretty sure what he did was a crime. 

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midnight Freakin Mutant

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1 minute ago, Still Me said:

well I think a recorded civil approach is best....and if he’s a dick during that.....then blast his ignorant ass on social media and YouTube 

We’ve already tried the civil approach. I was walking to my mother’s house next door, and the dude was in his yard and threw his arms up in the air and screamed out, “Hey mother fucker” at me. I approached him and asked him to cross the property line, to which he declined. 

I guess we are past being civil. 

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Zenigundam Monster Mutant

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10 minutes ago, KimopoBotar said:

That's the kinda shit that results in a brick through the windshield of the offending vehicle. 

 But what happens next? 🧔

*approaches and towers over brick thrower*

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midnight Freakin Mutant

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2 minutes ago, KimopoBotar said:

The fact that your son was with you also makes it worse. So props for keeping control, I'm not sure i would have. 

I'm pretty sure what he did was a crime. 

Yeah, I’m pretty sure I have a legit complaint I can file. This is the second incident in as many days. I’m not big on calling the law on people, but I suppose I should speak with the sheriff. Fucking people man. 

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Still Me Monster Mutant

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1 minute ago, midnight said:

We’ve already tried the civil approach. I was walking to my mother’s house next door, and the dude was in his yard and threw his arms up in the air and screamed out, “Hey mother fucker” at me. I approached him and asked him to cross the property line, to which he declined. 

I guess we are past being civil. 

record everything...and get an outdoor security camera

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Still Me Monster Mutant

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Just now, lupin_bebop said:

This is where I’d make my neighbors......cake. Or brownies. In my defense, they would have a tablespoon of ipecac in them, too. 

Exlax probably better...but then again it’s also considered poisoning

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Still Me Monster Mutant

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Just now, rpgamer said:

Why not both?

Man that would be brutal....for every wretch...a little more poop comes out...the battle of do I shit my pants...or do I barf on my balls

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Mr Owl Paragon

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if he parks his car outdoors just do the one thing that everyone hates 

place a bunch of gutter nails/screws under his tires in both directions this way he'll find them going forward or reverse 

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Mr Owl Paragon

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15 hours ago, lupin_bebop said:

This is where I’d make my neighbors......cake. Or brownies. In my defense, they would have a cup of laxatives in them, too. 

fixed for better punishment 

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12 hours ago, Admin_Raptorpat said:

Have all your neighbor issues been this same one household?

yeah.

the other night, dude was flashing his deer light up into our yard, onto the porch, 

so i mosey'd on down there to ask wtaf was he doing, and spotted the light right in my face, 

he had a rifle, i asked again wtaf was he doing, he asked 'who the fuck are you?'

i replied with same 'well, who in the fuck are you? get that damn light out of my face and stop spotting in our yard'

he told me to fuck off or else *basically* so, i asked 'what, are you gonna' do, shoot me?'

we kindly exchanged fuck you's, and i came on back up the hill. 

the next day was the golf cart incident. 

these people have been nothing but trouble since they moved up here.

i mean...who the hell, buys a house, on what was once all family land, surrounded by family?

 

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Raptorpat Monster Mutant

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That might be your question, but mine is: if you move on to a "family" property, why would you ever think it is a good idea to alienate any one neighbor if they're all related?

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fuggstop Monster Mutant

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21 minutes ago, Admin_Raptorpat said:

That might be your question, but mine is: if you move on to a "family" property, why would you ever think it is a good idea to alienate any one neighbor if they're all related?

It won't end well. The dude sounds fucking insane!

midnight Freakin Mutant

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15 minutes ago, Admin_Raptorpat said:

That might be your question, but mine is: if you move on to a "family" property, why would you ever think it is a good idea to alienate any one neighbor if they're all related?

We live on a hill. My great aunt and uncle live to our right. My mother and her husband live next to us on the left. Behind us are unrelated neighbors you are decent folks. They live in the house I grew up in, but after my father called it quits with my mother after over 30 years of marriage, he lost the house. Well, just stopped paying for it and hauled ass. The new asshole neighbors live past my mother's house, in what was my aunt's house, before she sold it and moved away. A cousin of mine bought it and just recently sold it to these assholes. There have been several issues since they moved in. It all started when he came to my mother's house, banging the hell out of her door at 6 in the morning, after her husband left for work.

He raised hell with my mother, saying her dog attacked his dog. My mother's dog might have attacked his dog, but she did it in her yard. Not theirs. 

We live in the country. We have never had our dogs enclosed. All of the family lets their dogs run around. We none have ever had a problem with it. Anyways, to avoid any more conflict, my mother took her dog and had her put down. They refused to fence her in, as she has roamed freely for almost ten years. This still didn't satisfy the neighbors. Me being me, in a fit of pissed off, mentioned the incidents on Facebook. Someone told my neighbor what I said online, and he called the police. The cops came out and told me to more or less shut the fuck up. So I did. Nothing else was said.

Fast forward a couple weeks later, and I walk over to my mother's house and our neighbor is out mowing his grass. He gets off his lawnmower and throws his arms up in the air, and says, "You mother fuckers!" So I walked to the property line and met him. We went at it for a good half hour. My stepfather came out. The neighbor's wife and daughter came out. My mother came out. Disco came out. It was just a big pow wow in the yard. 

Since then, it's been relatively quiet. Until a few nights ago, when disco had her encounter with him and his rifle and spotlight. Then a couple days after that, he crossed the center line at me and my son on our golf cart. I intend to speak to the sheriff tomorrow when we go to town. I don't want him to come out, I just want him to be advised of the situation. 

Also, every time one of them leaves their house, they sit on their horn as they continue out of sight. Just a lot of childish shit. Mixed in with some more serious shit.

midnight Freakin Mutant

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7 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

It won't end well. The dude sounds fucking insane!

This is exactly what my mother says. I don't think he's crazy. I think he wants everyone to think he is though. 

fuggstop Monster Mutant

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18 minutes ago, midnight said:

I have to play this smart. I do not want to go to jail. He is not worth it. 

Misaka doesn't play with a full deck. Ignore him.

I say get a dash cam and other cameras and record that fool.

Mr Owl Paragon

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1 hour ago, midnight said:

I have to play this smart. I do not want to go to jail. He is not worth it. 

Well you could always install spot lights

The 65k bright kind

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Mr Owl Paragon

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56 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

Misaka doesn't play with a full deck. Ignore him.

I say get a dash cam and other cameras and record that fool.

I live in a place where we get something called winter doubt you even heard of it lardass 

 

@midnight

I usually just get a 5 gallon bucket of water and dump it down the driveway  and let it become ice nature is cruel when the temps drop to -10

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midnight Freakin Mutant

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25 minutes ago, Kuroko said:

I live in a place where we get something called winter doubt you even heard of it lardass 

 

@midnight

I usually just get a 5 gallon bucket of water and dump it down the driveway  and let it become ice nature is cruel when the temps drop to -10

Yeah, we usually wear shorts at Christmas here. We don't really have winter. But I love the idea. If t would ever get cold.

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midnight Freakin Mutant

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1 hour ago, fuggstop said:

Misaka doesn't play with a full deck. Ignore him.

I say get a dash cam and other cameras and record that fool.

I am seriously considering installing some cameras. I think this a must have item at this point.

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fuggstop Monster Mutant

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44 minutes ago, Kuroko said:

I live in a place where we get something called winter doubt you even heard of it lardass 

 

@midnight

I usually just get a 5 gallon bucket of water and dump it down the driveway  and let it become ice nature is cruel when the temps drop to -10

Hes in GA dumbass

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