Popular Post Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Popular Post Posted September 10, 2018 It's no secret. And typically it never really bothers me. Except there's one viewer who made me feel so vile. Ever since that camshow, I haven't felt the same. I don't feel like me anymore, I feel worthless, dirty, low. I don't even feel like a person. I fulfill fantasies on camera. It's what I do. But when I made the mistake of asking what his favorite tv show was. And he said, "Big Bang Theory" And he asked me, "Do you like it?" I repeated to myself in my head, "It's just pretend, it's just pretend, it's just pretend. This isn't you, this isn't really you." And I replied, "Yea it's great." I thought that was enough. I thought the worst was over, but then he said, "What's your favorite episode?" And I feel like a part of me died right then. Part of me I can never get back. I can't talk about this anymore.... 3 7
NaBarney Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 There's selling your body and then there's selling your soul. 5 1
TrigunBebop Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 Did... did he ask you to call him Sheldon? 1
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Posted September 10, 2018 12 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Lol this is serious
Sawdamizer Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 Just now, Poof said: this is serious I know I can tell 1
SwimModSponges Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 Literally everyone around here loves that show. Every single person. Just say "Bazinga!" and you'll have a whole room of people laughing hysterically. White folks.
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Posted September 10, 2018 9 minutes ago, Nabloom said: There's selling your body and then there's selling your soul.
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Posted September 10, 2018 11 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Did... did he ask you to call him Sheldon? bazinga
Mr Owl Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Poof said: You don't float too
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Posted September 10, 2018 12 minutes ago, Kuroko said: i liked the end but then he woke up
tsar4 Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 Every moment provides an opportunity to begin anew. Let it go & start over.
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Posted September 10, 2018 5 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: I know I can tell and yet you laugh at my pain
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Posted September 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, Kuroko said: You don't float too ...not anymore
Sawdamizer Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 Just now, Poof said: and yet you laugh at my pain With*
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Posted September 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: am i bitter for hating them?
neverkeepchangin11 Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 so what is your favorite episode? 1
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Posted September 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Every moment provides an opportunity to begin anew. Let it go & start over.
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Posted September 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: With* you laugh with my pain?
Sawdamizer Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 Just now, Poof said: you laugh with my pain? Not anymore. Now I just feel sorry. For. You.
tsar4 Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 Then talk to her, I'm pretty sure she'd be close by.
Mr Owl Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 8 minutes ago, Poof said: i liked the end but then he woke up Funny though
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Posted September 10, 2018 1 minute ago, neverkeepchangin11 said: so what is your favorite episode? i googled "best big bang episode" and said that
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Posted September 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Not anymore. Now I just feel sorry. For. You. you should it's a true story. i actually did that
neverkeepchangin11 Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, Poof said: i googled "best big bang episode" and said that yeah but... which one was it
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Posted September 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, Kuroko said: Funny though you can't make me like it
molarbear Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 Has anyone ever requested that you cover yourself in lemon slices while singing the "twinkle twinkle little star" before?
André Toulon Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 I fucked a girl who made me watch it and I pretended to enjoy it.....Worst 4 hours of my life before I was drunk enough to tell her to get out. 1
Mr Owl Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 9 minutes ago, Poof said: you can't make me like it You will sooner or later
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Posted September 10, 2018 16 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: and then i behaved the way i believed a fan of the big bang theory would behave and becoming a 4th level representation myself and becoming part of the problem
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Posted September 10, 2018 13 minutes ago, neverkeepchangin11 said: yeah but... which one was it i think the one where leonard and sheldon meet for the first time
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Posted September 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, molarbear said: Has anyone ever requested that you cover yourself in lemon slices while singing the "twinkle twinkle little star" before? no but i've poured milk on myself while chanting that I worship the shiva lingam
tsar4 Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Poof said: i think the one where leonard and sheldon meet for the first time heh, Sheldon Leonard! Edited September 10, 2018 by tsar4
neverkeepchangin11 Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, Poof said: i think the one where leonard and sheldon meet for the first time how much would it take for you to watch it?
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Posted September 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, Buddyroe360 said: I fucked a girl who made me watch it and I pretended to enjoy it.....Worst 4 hours of my life before I was drunk enough to tell her to get out.
SwimModSponges Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 I have every season on Blu Ray if you want to binge watch the entire show some time like many people around here do at least once a year...
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Posted September 10, 2018 8 minutes ago, Kuroko said: You will sooner or later never
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Posted September 10, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, tsar4 said: heh, Sheldon Leonard! i kind of hate u for making me say it Edited September 10, 2018 by Poof
fuggstop Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 One of your porn fans is following me on twitter lol 1
tsar4 Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Poof said: i kind of hate u for making me say it ??? The pic is from "It's a Wonderful Life" - Sheldon Leonard played the Bartender at "Martini's" when George was with Clarence the Angel. (Sheldon was also a bigwig involved in a lot of 60's TV shows, like "The Dick Van Dyke Show".
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Posted September 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, neverkeepchangin11 said: how much would it take for you to watch it? one episode? $100. these days i only do cam $100/30mins and u have to get 30 mins or gtfo. corporate policy
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Posted September 10, 2018 7 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: I have every season on Blu Ray if you want to binge watch the entire show some time like many people around here do at least once a year... i'd need some acid
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Posted September 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, fuggstop said: One of your porn fans is following me on twitter lol yea that does happen. im not sure why
neverkeepchangin11 Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, Poof said: one episode? $100. these days i only do cam $100/30mins and u have to get 30 mins or gtfo. corporate policy brb gonna start a go fund me for all of season 5 1
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Posted September 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, tsar4 said: ??? The pic is from "It's a Wonderful Life" - Sheldon Leonard played the Bartender at "Martini's" when George was with Clarence the Angel. (Sheldon was also a bigwig involved in a lot of 60's TV shows, like "The Dick Van Dyke Show". oh my bad i thought ur post was from neverkeepchangin. sorry. is that why theyre named sheldon and leonard?
DragonSinger Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 At least you weren't asked to sing "Soft Kitty".
tsar4 Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, Poof said: oh my bad i thought ur post was from neverkeepchangin. sorry. is that why theyre named sheldon and leonard? No idea, never seen the show (looks dumb), but wouldn't be surprised.
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