Popular Post Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 10, 2018 It's no secret. And typically it never really bothers me. Except there's one viewer who made me feel so vile. Ever since that camshow, I haven't felt the same. I don't feel like me anymore, I feel worthless, dirty, low. I don't even feel like a person. I fulfill fantasies on camera. It's what I do. But when I made the mistake of asking what his favorite tv show was. And he said, "Big Bang Theory" And he asked me, "Do you like it?" I repeated to myself in my head, "It's just pretend, it's just pretend, it's just pretend. This isn't you, this isn't really you." And I replied, "Yea it's great." I thought that was enough. I thought the worst was over, but then he said, "What's your favorite episode?" And I feel like a part of me died right then. Part of me I can never get back. I can't talk about this anymore.... 3 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 There's selling your body and then there's selling your soul. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Did... did he ask you to call him Sheldon? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Share Posted September 10, 2018 12 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Lol this is serious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Just now, Poof said: this is serious I know I can tell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Literally everyone around here loves that show. Every single person. Just say "Bazinga!" and you'll have a whole room of people laughing hysterically. White folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Share Posted September 10, 2018 9 minutes ago, Nabloom said: There's selling your body and then there's selling your soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Share Posted September 10, 2018 11 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Did... did he ask you to call him Sheldon? bazinga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Poof said: You don't float too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Poof said: bazinga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Share Posted September 10, 2018 12 minutes ago, Kuroko said: i liked the end but then he woke up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Every moment provides an opportunity to begin anew. Let it go & start over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Share Posted September 10, 2018 5 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: I know I can tell and yet you laugh at my pain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Share Posted September 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, Kuroko said: You don't float too ...not anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Just now, Poof said: and yet you laugh at my pain With* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Share Posted September 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: am i bitter for hating them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverkeepchangin11 Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 so what is your favorite episode? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Share Posted September 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Every moment provides an opportunity to begin anew. Let it go & start over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Share Posted September 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: With* you laugh with my pain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Just now, Poof said: you laugh with my pain? Not anymore. Now I just feel sorry. For. You. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Then talk to her, I'm pretty sure she'd be close by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 8 minutes ago, Poof said: i liked the end but then he woke up Funny though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Share Posted September 10, 2018 1 minute ago, neverkeepchangin11 said: so what is your favorite episode? i googled "best big bang episode" and said that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Share Posted September 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Not anymore. Now I just feel sorry. For. You. you should it's a true story. i actually did that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverkeepchangin11 Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, Poof said: i googled "best big bang episode" and said that yeah but... which one was it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Share Posted September 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, Kuroko said: Funny though you can't make me like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Has anyone ever requested that you cover yourself in lemon slices while singing the "twinkle twinkle little star" before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 I fucked a girl who made me watch it and I pretended to enjoy it.....Worst 4 hours of my life before I was drunk enough to tell her to get out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 9 minutes ago, Poof said: you can't make me like it You will sooner or later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Share Posted September 10, 2018 16 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: and then i behaved the way i believed a fan of the big bang theory would behave and becoming a 4th level representation myself and becoming part of the problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Share Posted September 10, 2018 13 minutes ago, neverkeepchangin11 said: yeah but... which one was it i think the one where leonard and sheldon meet for the first time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Share Posted September 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, molarbear said: Has anyone ever requested that you cover yourself in lemon slices while singing the "twinkle twinkle little star" before? no but i've poured milk on myself while chanting that I worship the shiva lingam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Poof said: i think the one where leonard and sheldon meet for the first time heh, Sheldon Leonard! Edited September 10, 2018 by tsar4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverkeepchangin11 Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, Poof said: i think the one where leonard and sheldon meet for the first time how much would it take for you to watch it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Share Posted September 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, Buddyroe360 said: I fucked a girl who made me watch it and I pretended to enjoy it.....Worst 4 hours of my life before I was drunk enough to tell her to get out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 I have every season on Blu Ray if you want to binge watch the entire show some time like many people around here do at least once a year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Share Posted September 10, 2018 8 minutes ago, Kuroko said: You will sooner or later never Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Share Posted September 10, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, tsar4 said: heh, Sheldon Leonard! i kind of hate u for making me say it Edited September 10, 2018 by Poof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 One of your porn fans is following me on twitter lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Poof said: i kind of hate u for making me say it ??? The pic is from "It's a Wonderful Life" - Sheldon Leonard played the Bartender at "Martini's" when George was with Clarence the Angel. (Sheldon was also a bigwig involved in a lot of 60's TV shows, like "The Dick Van Dyke Show". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Share Posted September 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, neverkeepchangin11 said: how much would it take for you to watch it? one episode? $100. these days i only do cam $100/30mins and u have to get 30 mins or gtfo. corporate policy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Share Posted September 10, 2018 7 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: I have every season on Blu Ray if you want to binge watch the entire show some time like many people around here do at least once a year... i'd need some acid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Share Posted September 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, fuggstop said: One of your porn fans is following me on twitter lol yea that does happen. im not sure why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverkeepchangin11 Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, Poof said: one episode? $100. these days i only do cam $100/30mins and u have to get 30 mins or gtfo. corporate policy brb gonna start a go fund me for all of season 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Author Share Posted September 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, tsar4 said: ??? The pic is from "It's a Wonderful Life" - Sheldon Leonard played the Bartender at "Martini's" when George was with Clarence the Angel. (Sheldon was also a bigwig involved in a lot of 60's TV shows, like "The Dick Van Dyke Show". oh my bad i thought ur post was from neverkeepchangin. sorry. is that why theyre named sheldon and leonard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 At least you weren't asked to sing "Soft Kitty". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, Poof said: oh my bad i thought ur post was from neverkeepchangin. sorry. is that why theyre named sheldon and leonard? No idea, never seen the show (looks dumb), but wouldn't be surprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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