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I broke my anti-social media vow. Follow me on Twitter!!


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Posted
3 hours ago, Kweerie said:

Watch yourself, little fish. The ocean is far more dangerous than the pond.

"Little fish"? 🦈

*approaches, muscles expanding with every step*

Nobody in the ocean can handle this alpha package? πŸ€œπŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ”₯

Posted
49 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

"Little fish"? 🦈

*approaches, muscles expanding with every step*

Nobody in the ocean can handle this alpha package? πŸ€œπŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ”₯

There's a muscle growth fetish community on Twitter that would welcome you with open, bulging arms.

Posted (edited)
9 minutes ago, naraku360 said:

No.

I wasn't asking...

*confronts you in front of all the hot babes who you could never even dream of approaching; they fawn over my manly dispostion*

Edited by Zenigundam
Posted
7 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

I wasn't asking...

*confronts you in front of all the hot babes who you could never even dream of approaching; they fart inΒ my general direction*

Β 

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Posted
11 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

I wasn't asking...

*runs from you after you pants me, exposing my man-clit to all the hot legal teens, who all laughed at my omega wiener.*

Β 

Posted
1 hour ago, Buddyroe360 said:

I only have a fake FB left....Social media is useless to an alpha...That's sheep shit.

I have a fake FB too, and agreed. Only got back on it because of Switch

Posted
5 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

Nobody in the ocean can handle this alpha package? πŸ€œπŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ”₯

I like how this has a question mark like even Zeni himself questions it

Posted
5 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

"Little fish"? 🦈

*approaches, muscles expanding with every step*

Nobody in the ocean can handle this alpha package? πŸ€œπŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ”₯

You’re confusing β€œmuscles” with all that fat

Posted

Thanks, man. I can't stand it when I'm kicking everybody's ass and their white knight teammates ambush me. They're beta male Dunkin Donuts cops needing every kind of legendary weapon on the map to take out a single marine.

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