fuggstop Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Its the endtimes...radioactive mutant flies attacked my mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 this is one of the reasonsĀ why I don't kill spiders 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 So.....a cicada? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 31, 2018 Author Share Posted August 31, 2018 3 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: So.....a cicada? Arent those brown? That a fly U are fundamentally challenged, dear. Seek help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: Arent those brown? That a fly U are fundamentally challenged, dear. Seek help not brown, btw 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 31, 2018 Author Share Posted August 31, 2018 Just now, wacky1980 said: not brown, btw Yah it dont look like that either...its rainbow colored like a fly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 31, 2018 Author Share Posted August 31, 2018 Moms lived there for decades. We've never seen one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 No cicadas are traditionally black or green, but do shimmer like flies, depending on region. You are fundamentally stupid, dear. Go back to school.Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Just now, lupin_bebop said: No cicadas are traditionally black or green, but do shimmer like flies, depending on region. You are fundamentally stupid, dear. Go back to school.Ā Not really. Cicadas can be all kinds of colors. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Moms lived there for decades. We've never seen one. Youāve seen them. They are everywhere in the South. Fuck, you hear them all summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 3 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Yah it dont look like that either...its rainbow colored like a fly they can be any color, basically. and they change colors as they age.Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 31, 2018 Author Share Posted August 31, 2018 1 minute ago, wacky1980 said: they can be any color, basically. and they change colors as they age.Ā Thats not in herĀ pic. Holy jesus fuck. This is why i stay inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 31, 2018 Author Share Posted August 31, 2018 4 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: No cicadas are traditionally black or green, but do shimmer like flies, depending on region. You are fundamentally stupid, dear. Go back to school.Ā Ive been in school for like 20 years. Theres no hope for meee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 it was a cicada. fucking deal with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 (edited) Of course not. Youāve been in for 20 years, and no degree.Ā There never was any hope. As long as we both agree on that. Edited August 31, 2018 by lupin_bebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 31, 2018 Author Share Posted August 31, 2018 1 minute ago, wacky1980 said: it was a cicada. fucking deal with it. No i scared. Calling the army fbi cia ..some xfiles shit going on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 5 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: they can be any color, basically. and they change colors as they age.Ā They fucking scare me. Only one i saw was floating in a pool.Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Just now, CutieQuesadilla said: They fucking scare me. Only one i saw was floating in a pool.Ā they leave their shells all over the place around here. sometimes we'll find a live one hanging out on a tree or in the grass. the boys like to pick them up and let 'em crawl around on their hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 1 minute ago, wacky1980 said: they leave their shells all over the place around here. sometimes we'll find a live one hanging out on a tree or in the grass. the boys like to pick them up and let 'em crawl around on their hands. They kind look like theyād bite you. I donāt think iād pick one up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolĆ© monade Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 21 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: So.....a cicada? exactly what that is.Ā 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolĆ© monade Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: they leave their shells all over the place around here. sometimes we'll find a live one hanging out on a tree or in the grass. the boys like to pick them up and let 'em crawl around on their hands. bubby loves finding those. *the shells* he's gotĀ buckets full of them.Ā he gets a kick out watching them come out of the shell.Ā Edited August 31, 2018 by discolemonade 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 1 minute ago, CutieQuesadilla said: They kind look like theyād bite you. I donāt think iād pick one up. i don't know if they have the ability to bite. they never bit me in all my years. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 31, 2018 Author Share Posted August 31, 2018 Yall thats bigger than whats in yalls pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 19 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: Of course not. Youāve been in for 20 years, and no degree.Ā There never was any hope. As long as we both agree on that. Dude... stop acting like you know when you don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 31, 2018 Author Share Posted August 31, 2018 21 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: Of course not. Youāve been in for 20 years, and no degree.Ā There never was any hope. As long as we both agree on that. I have many degrees. š Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 7 minutes ago, fuggstop said: I have many degrees. š traditionally speaking, "many" is a number greater than zero. didn't know if you knew that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 (edited) 49 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: So.....a cicada? I thought the same thing lol I hate those clumsy fuckers š also this thread is my worst nightmare I hate bugs š¬š Edited August 31, 2018 by 1pooh4u 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 5 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: I thought the same thing lol I hate those clumsy fuckers š also this thread is my worst nightmare I hate bugs š¬š but what about this cute little guy? he was such a cute little guy. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 1 hour ago, fuggstop said: Its the endtimes...radioactive mutant flies attacked my mom https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/invertebrates/group/cicadas/ Cicadas are members of the superfamilyĀ CicadoideaĀ and are physically distinguished by their stout bodies, broad heads, clear-membrane wings, and large compound eyes. http://www.cicadamania.com/genera/north-america.php end of discussion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 31, 2018 Author Share Posted August 31, 2018 7 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: I thought the same thing lol I hate those clumsy fuckers š also this thread is my worst nightmare I hate bugs š¬š Moms hates all kinds of animals and insects...shes afraid of the turtle. Only reason she let him in the house is she really didnt have a choice. Madison wants a chameleon and my mom told her yes but then cussed me out for even thinking abt bringing it home.Ā Ā 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Just now, wacky1980 said: but what about this cute little guy? he was such a cute little guy. I can handle the Praying Mantis from a safe distance. I donāt see them a lot. Once in a parking lot and the fucker was following me with its eyes and another at work. I think that was a female eating the male she just smashed š Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 21 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Dude... stop acting like you know when you don't. You never leave the computer so stop acting like you know nature when you don't pedophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 8 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: I can handle the Praying Mantis from a safe distance. I donāt see them a lot. Once in a parking lot and the fucker was following me with its eyes and another at work. I think that was a female eating the male she just smashed š the kids like to hold the mantis...es...manti...too. we get a lot of tiny ones on the plants in the summer, like 1/2" long. sometimes we'll get a big brown one. they're pretty cool.Ā the one in thatĀ picture was the mantis of fertility. it hung out on our back porch with us all evening while we got plastered on red wine sangria. iĀ got the wife knocked upĀ later that night, shortly after we had given up on trying for almost 2 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 That doesnt look like a cicada. It looks like a horse fly. Which look just like flies but are huge. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 31, 2018 Author Share Posted August 31, 2018 20 minutes ago, Poof said: That doesnt look like a cicada. It looks like a horse fly. Which look just like flies but are huge. Thank you. Its a horse fly but even bigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 3 hours ago, Poof said: That doesnt look like a cicada. It looks like a horse fly. Which look just like flies but are huge. a horsefly's wings are not significantly longer than its thorax. a cicada's wings are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 6 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Dude... stop acting like you know when you don't. Hi, Kettle....you're fucking black, so shut the fuck up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, fuggstop said: Thank you. Its a horse fly but even bigger. From the Wikipedia, Discovery, and the ESA (Entomological Society of America) [The people whoĀ LITERALLY STUDY THESE SHITS FOR A FUCKING LIVING], and your science textbooks: "Most [horseflies] have a body length between 5 and 25Ā mm (0.2 and 1.0Ā in)." So yeah, horse-fly is out, because that isĀ decidedlyĀ bigger than an inch. Edited August 31, 2018 by lupin_bebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 31, 2018 Author Share Posted August 31, 2018 13 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: From the Wikipedia, Discovery, and the ESA (Entomological Society of America) [The people whoĀ LITERALLY STUDY THESE SHITS FOR A FUCKING LIVING], and your science textbooks: "Most [horseflies] have a body length between 5 and 25Ā mm (0.2 and 1.0Ā in)." So yeah, horse-fly is out, because that isĀ decidedlyĀ bigger than an inch. So cicadas look like flies. Got it. When i get home..ill be scared af...but imma get a better pic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, fuggstop said: So cicadas look like flies. Got it. When i get home..ill be scared af...but imma get a better pic. I got a good picture as wellĀ Ā Ā There you go a perfect nightmareĀ Ā edit; phone file brighten them up too much had to retone Edited August 31, 2018 by Misaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 1, 2018 Author Share Posted September 1, 2018 I couldn't take the pic. Got home too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 All that practice with selfies and all that camera trickery bullshit, and you canāt figure the shit out to take a simple picture of a fucking cicada.Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 1, 2018 Author Share Posted September 1, 2018 10 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: All that practice with selfies and all that camera trickery bullshit, and you canāt figure the shit out to take a simple picture of a fucking cicada.Ā I dont know who yall think yall be cussing at when im almost old enuff to be yer momma ..if i had ya when i was 13..but still!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 34 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: All that practice with selfies and all that camera trickery bullshit, and you canāt figure the shit out to take a simple picture of a fucking cicada.Ā Wtf is selfie? What's wrong with a good š·? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 12 hours ago, wacky1980 said: they leave their shells all over the place around here. sometimes we'll find a live one hanging out on a tree or in the grass. the boys like to pick them up and let 'em crawl around on their hands. oh dude fucking tell me about it...one had molted on my tire few weeks ago...left its dirty husk.... that being said....they are gentle giants....they dont bite but the thing about them that sucks is that they fly too fast and i dont think they have the ability to dodge like flies can....i shit you not one flew right into my fucking face one time....felt like i had been fucking punched.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 14 hours ago, Misaka said: Wtf is selfie? What's wrong with a good š·? *SIGH*................... Okay........Misaka.......you KNOW what aĀ "selfie"Ā is. Fuck, you even RESPONDED TO ME in the thread about it.Ā If this is yourĀ attemptĀ to troll, I swear to fucking God.....I will come find you, and piss on your pets, then your computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 19 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: piss on your pets, then your computer. see this shit right here....makes me sad i dont have a dick to pee with.....i wanna pee on stuff...not pee in my shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 1 hour ago, lupin_bebop said: *SIGH*................... Okay........Misaka.......you KNOW what aĀ "selfie"Ā is. Fuck, you even RESPONDED TO ME in the thread about it.Ā If this is yourĀ attemptĀ to troll, I swear to fucking God.....I will come find you, and piss on your pets, then your computer. I don't use that shit I have a camera for a reasonĀ Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 1, 2018 Author Share Posted September 1, 2018 Oh god The Incoherents are trying to have a conversation. Get your cold compresses and ibuprofen ready! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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