Sawdamizer Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Still trying to figure this all out. I get food stuck in it and I go and clean it and add oil to keep it nice. Who the fuck has time for this? Also, I wish people would just tell me I have food in it 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 I just got a foot cut off of mine a couple months ago. I know what you’re going through. As crazy as it sounds, keep a compact in your pocket and pull it out after you eat and brush through it. I don’t use oil much, unless I have to speak at a banquet. I know you’re in the public eye all day, so I get the oil and trying to keep it nice looking. Makes it harder to just run your hands through it and let the debris fall. Beards collect a lot of shit. I’ve had mine for over five years now. It’s down to my man tits now. But no one is gonna help a dude out when he has food in it. People like to stare. Just keep a small compact and a small comb in your pocket. It’ll brush right out in a hurry. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 My fiancé uses a really nice beard oil. It makes his face smell so good and feel super soft and silky all day. He also carries a comb in pocket to keep it clean and laying down correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Honestly I've given up on mine, just kind of letting it do its thing. Going for the Grizzly Adams with mange look now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 29, 2018 Author Share Posted August 29, 2018 1 minute ago, SwimModSponges said: Honestly I've given up on mine, just kind of letting it do its thing. Going for the Grizzly Adams with mange look now. Thank god mine isn't as red as yours... No offense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 #Beardgoals 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 29, 2018 Author Share Posted August 29, 2018 1 minute ago, SwimModSponges said: #Beardgoals The shit is feathered as fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Better red than dead. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: #Beardgoals Mine was longer than that when I was 7. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 29, 2018 Author Share Posted August 29, 2018 4 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Better red than dead. My man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 1 hour ago, SwimModSponges said: Better red than dead. you know, oil, or better yet, pomade could made that face fur look real purty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 I velieve in natural beauty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 I am really glad I don't need to add oil to my beard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 I’d post a picture of my beard, but I just got my internet fixed and don’t want to break it again. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 This sounds like a shit load of work just so you can look like Yukon Cornelius. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Just now, scoobdog said: This sounds like a shit load of work just so you can look like Yukon Cornelius. I look like Yukon’s dad. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, scoobdog said: This sounds like a shit load of work just so you can look like Yukon Cornelius. you..have no idea. i had to cut that beard. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 29, 2018 Author Share Posted August 29, 2018 10 minutes ago, scoobdog said: This sounds like a shit load of work just so you can look like Yukon Cornelius. How much time does it take you in the morning to look like an Amber alert? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 i never have the food problem anymore. but i keep mine high & tight these days, so that's probably why. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 A good boar bristle brush will help. I only ever use oil for special occasions. I do regularly condition it though. And if needed I'll use a detangling/conditioner spray. It takes a little less time in the morning than my head hair did (before i got it cut super short) . The food i just be careful of. My gf lets me know if there's anything in it so I'm lucky for that. Mine doesn't grow super long, but it's super curly. If i straighten it it'd be down to my nipples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Cut da mullet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Sawdamizer said: How much time does it take you in the morning to look like an Amber alert? Wut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Wut? Hes callin u a babyface! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 11 minutes ago, Poof said: Hes callin u a babyface! I'm totally jailbait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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