fuggstop Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Worked. Completed two trainings and my team lead kept making me do extra shit. I think shes mad i send her 5 fucked up accounts to fix a day. And now im also sending the fuck ups of coworkers who fucked up accounts making my job harder (dont worry..the environment is so laid back no one will get in trouble). So if people give access to unauthorized people then that person gets me and cusses me out cuz i wont help them..im fucking sending the names of all previous reps who gave access to unauthorized persons to management. Im tired of that shit and i like having a job. I get like 10 calls a day of people trying to get access to policies who arent authorized. Fucking worse than cell phone companies (a loooot of fraud goes on with cell phones..lots of international shit, too) Then i had to do incident reports due to processors sending out mail to the wrong address. Fucking incident report is 2 fucking pages of 5pt font with 100 different fields. I initially did it friday and left a bunch of shit out cuz it was 4:59 and my ass wanted to go home. I was going to wait until a slow day to re-do it but team lead was on my ass all day and tried to get me to do it with back to back calls. Jokes on her, i put myself in unavailable so i wouldn't get a customer and did it and no one noticed i wasnt logged on. Bitch. Team lead also tried to make me call this dude back about his unclaimed property to tell him some shit i already told him. I said " i told him that but ill do it" cuz sane medicated candy is trying to keep her job. She said nevermind. She thought she had someone that doesn't know how to do their fucking job. Post a funny meme if u made it all the way down here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: Post a funny meme if u made it all the way down here. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 28, 2018 Author Share Posted August 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, Nabloom said: The failsafe to prevent the nomination of a critically flawed candidate is critically flawed itself apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 *Were 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 28, 2018 Author Share Posted August 28, 2018 18 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: *Were Theres more errors than that. There, i corrected you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 I was not very productive. Only had a few appointments scheduled as it was and then had one no-show and one last minute cancellation. Tried to call a few people to set something up and went by one client's house for a drop-in but no luck. I ended up "clocking out" and back in like 3 times just so my percentage wouldn't be too off. Only ended up "working" 5.75 hours (even though my first appointment was at 8:15 and last one ended at 5:35) but had 48% productivity. Will have to work my ass off the rest of the week to make it up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 28, 2018 Author Share Posted August 28, 2018 4 minutes ago, Athena 92 said: I was not very productive. Only had a few appointments scheduled as it was and then had one no-show and one last minute cancellation. Tried to call a few people to set something up and went by one client's house for a drop-in but no luck. I ended up "clocking out" and back in like 3 times just so my percentage wouldn't be too off. Only ended up "working" 5.75 hours (even though my first appointment was at 8:15 and last one ended at 5:35) but had 48% productivity. Will have to work my ass off the rest of the week to make it up. How many hours do you work a day? Cuz why would you have to work so hard to make up 2.25 hours? They should charge people for cancellations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 (edited) 7 minutes ago, fuggstop said: How many hours do you work a day? Cuz why would you have to work so hard to make up 2.25 hours? They should charge people for cancellations. How every many I want to as long as I get 40 for the week. And I don't mean work hours, just productive hours (meaning face-to-face time with a client). I need like 25 productive hours this week and only got a little over 2 today. That's why I clocked out when I had nothing to do, I can work more hours another day and hopefully be able to do something with those extra hours. Who would they charge, Medicaid? My clients are all either in poverty or dependent on family. Edited August 28, 2018 by Athena 92 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 28, 2018 Author Share Posted August 28, 2018 10 minutes ago, Athena 92 said: How every many I want to as long as I get 40 for the week. And I don't mean work hours, just productive hours (meaning face-to-face time with a client). I need like 25 productive hours this week and only got a little over 2 today. That's why I clocked out when I had nothing to do, I can work more hours another day and hopefully be able to do something with those extra hours. Who would they charge, Medicaid? My clients are all either in poverty or dependent on family. Oh then definitely dont punish those people. My bad. My doctor charges if i miss an appointment and my hairdresser as well. So thats 3 hours. 45 minutes a day. You got this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 4 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Oh then definitely dont punish those people. My bad. My doctor charges if i miss an appointment and my hairdresser as well. So thats 3 hours. 45 minutes a day. You got this. Wait how do you figure. It's like 5 hours 45 minutes a day <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 no today was a nothing day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 28, 2018 Author Share Posted August 28, 2018 1 minute ago, Athena 92 said: Wait how do you figure. It's like 5 hours 45 minutes a day <_< 4 days to makeup 3 hours is 45 minute a day You need 25 productive hours..5 hours a day. You work 2..got 4 days to make up 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 28, 2018 Author Share Posted August 28, 2018 Just now, Poof said: no today was a nothing day I wish i knew about chaterbate when i had my own apartment and like 6 different fuck buddies. Omg the $$ i could have made! Was slim n bootylicious, too. I tried to charge money for vids but chaterbate said i need the guys permission 🙄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: 4 days to makeup 3 hours is 45 minute a day You need 25 productive hours..5 hours a day. You work 2..got 4 days to make up 3 Oh I see what you're saying Yeah it should be easy enough...If people pick up their damn phones <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 It was cool I took my third couch to the dump this month so now I'm officially couchless then went to the weed store 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 28, 2018 Author Share Posted August 28, 2018 1 minute ago, Athena 92 said: Oh I see what you're saying Yeah it should be easy enough...If people pick up their damn phones <_< Sorry. Im a numbers freak. I sit and do math like that daily. Especially when it comes to work. I can usually figure out my take home pay within a 1 after taxes. One year i figured out the math to make up my own w2 before it came in the mail. Taught myself geometry. Spent all summer teaching my kid multiplication. I plan on teaching myself Calculus but i cant bring myself to pay $100 for the calculator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 28, 2018 Author Share Posted August 28, 2018 4 minutes ago, Nabloom said: It was cool I took my third couch to the dump this month so now I'm officially couchless then went to the weed store Please don't tell me whats happening to your couches. Weed store in TN? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Yup, saving lives 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Just now, fuggstop said: Please don't tell me whats happening to your couches. Weed store in TN? I'll save that piece of squalor lore for later then. Yeah it's new, pretty tight my friend runs it out of his car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 28, 2018 Author Share Posted August 28, 2018 Just now, Nabloom said: I'll save that piece of squalor lore for later then. Yeah it's new, pretty tight my friend runs it out of his car Nabraniel...how do you feel about you? Be honest. 1-10...how much do u like you...10 being the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: Nabraniel...how do you feel about you? Be honest. 1-10...how much do u like you...10 being the best I think I'm pretty tight 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 28, 2018 Author Share Posted August 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, Nabloom said: I think I'm pretty tight Then why not live like it? Just a thought. You dont hafta answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: Then why not live like it? Just a thought. You dont hafta answer. My life rules, just being retired and hanging out with my friends, maybe I'll update from the hammock tomorrow give ya the exclusive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 28, 2018 Author Share Posted August 28, 2018 Just now, Nabloom said: My life rules, just being retired and hanging out with my friends, maybe I'll update from the hammock tomorrow give ya the exclusive Howd you manage to retire in yer 20s. R u fucking with me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 6 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Howd you manage to retire in yer 20s. R u fucking with me? Haha just lucky I guess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 28, 2018 Author Share Posted August 28, 2018 4 minutes ago, Nabloom said: Haha just lucky I guess! Great now u can get into politics and change de world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Great now u can get into politics and change de world! I'm already on the ground for Bernie 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 I was aiming for my team to do 2200 today which is a pretty lofty goal. Every time I checked in we were ahead of where I projected we needed to be. Upwards of 1700 pieces by the time my shift was ending, which is about as much as we usually get out of a full day. Boss man even comes in and says we can hold 200 of our produced pieces and save them for tomorrow's numbers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 28, 2018 Author Share Posted August 28, 2018 6 minutes ago, Nabloom said: I'm already on the ground for Bernie 2020 Bish fuck Bernie Nabraniel 2030 (or better) muthafugga! I mean that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 28, 2018 Author Share Posted August 28, 2018 4 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: I was aiming for my team to do 2200 today which is a pretty lofty goal. Every time I checked in we were ahead of where I projected we needed to be. Upwards of 1700 pieces by the time my shift was ending, which is about as much as we usually get out of a full day. Boss man even comes in and says we can hold 200 of our produced pieces and save them for tomorrow's numbers. Lol slave driver! Im jk Thats cool. Must be satisfying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasqueradeOverture Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 I get to barely do my job at my job and work on that script for my pilot instead, so I'm feeling somewhat productive. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 28, 2018 Author Share Posted August 28, 2018 9 minutes ago, MasqueradeOverture said: I get to barely do my job at my job and work on that script for my pilot instead, so I'm feeling somewhat productive. Swweeettt. Dont get no better than that! Let em pay you to do your own shit! I feel like im going brain dead talking about the same shit everyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Yesterday my band started auditioning a new lead guitarist. I told him to work out a solo for one of our songs and to come back Tuesday. Today he calls me and wants me to help him out, like play the underlying riffs while he solos, and for me to help him learn the songs. I'm liking what he's doing so far. He needs to play more cleanly, but he acknowledged that before I brought it up to him. And he says he can do it, just needs to practice a bit more. I think he can do it. I'm not 100% confident he will wow me by doing exactly what I wanted him to do by tomorrow, but I am definitely willing to give him until the end of the week to clean up his playing (after tomorrow, the next time the rest of the band can meet is Saturday). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, Nabloom said: I'm already on the ground for Bernie 2020 Update - crafted me a new bumper sticker Edited August 28, 2018 by Nabloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 I went to work. It sucked. No such thing as being productive at this shitty job. Everything is meaningless. Want to do some pot but I need a better job and might have to drug test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elle_Eccentric Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Unfortunately I’m always busy! I’m folding laundry as we speak. I’ll be in the kitchen next. Then the bathroom. At least it’s taco Tuesday! 🌮 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 28, 2018 Author Share Posted August 28, 2018 (edited) 10 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Yesterday my band started auditioning a new lead guitarist. I told him to work out a solo for one of our songs and to come back Tuesday. Today he calls me and wants me to help him out, like play the underlying riffs while he solos, and for me to help him learn the songs. I'm liking what he's doing so far. He needs to play more cleanly, but he acknowledged that before I brought it up to him. And he says he can do it, just needs to practice a bit more. I think he can do it. I'm not 100% confident he will wow me by doing exactly what I wanted him to do by tomorrow, but I am definitely willing to give him until the end of the week to clean up his playing (after tomorrow, the next time the rest of the band can meet is Saturday). He seems like a smart guy who u can mold without push back - thats good, right? Edited August 28, 2018 by fuggstop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 28, 2018 Author Share Posted August 28, 2018 8 hours ago, naraku360 said: I went to work. It sucked. No such thing as being productive at this shitty job. Everything is meaningless. Want to do some pot but I need a better job and might have to drug test. Jesus naraku...what is going on!? You know I'm here...we all are...here for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 28, 2018 Author Share Posted August 28, 2018 41 minutes ago, Elle_Eccentric said: Unfortunately I’m always busy! I’m folding laundry as we speak. I’ll be in the kitchen next. Then the bathroom. At least it’s taco Tuesday! 🌮 Haha! Yah i spend all day working for the man then come home and do nothing for myself...ill change that...one day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 I made 400 dollars giving blowjobs. Does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 59 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Jesus naraku...what is going on!? You know I'm here...we all are...here for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elle_Eccentric Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 1 hour ago, fuggstop said: Haha! Yah i spend all day working for the man then come home and do nothing for myself...ill change that...one day I get 5 min to do whatever I need to do for me. Even if it’s just a shower. We need those moments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Ended up with 2100 some pieces yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedZestyStrawberries5000 Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Well, I studied, cleaned, studied. And now I'm enjoying what little freedom I have left before becoming an official corporate lackey. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Yep. I did lotsa things today! Spoiler And by "things" I mean "balloons" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 29, 2018 Author Share Posted August 29, 2018 35 minutes ago, RedZestyStrawberries5000 said: Well, I studied, cleaned, studied. And now I'm enjoying what little freedom I have left before becoming an official corporate lackey. You graduate soon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 29, 2018 Author Share Posted August 29, 2018 2 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: Ended up with 2100 some pieces yesterday. Just 100 from your goal! Nice! I had less actual work today but some really difficult calls. Not even 30 minutes in i had a lady who demanded a $10k refund be overnighted so she can buy a car by Thursday. I think i broke my lead because she took the rest of the week off and i had to work with a different lead who didnt fucking email me back about this lady's refund and she called back in and was pissed asking for a supervisor...ahh..awesomeness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Just checked number- 2190. Not bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 29, 2018 Author Share Posted August 29, 2018 4 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Just checked number- 2190. Not bad. Awesome! You must be a great boss if people dont mind making you look good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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