Sawdamizer Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 Writing a disaster Recovery plan.... This is fun. Basically trying to predict every possible situation and desired plan to maintain business continuity. #kissyourassgoodbye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 Step 1: get a shotgun Step 2: get the high ground 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 22, 2018 Author Share Posted August 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, Tengu said: Step 1: get a shotgun Step 2: get the high ground Obiwan!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: Obiwan!! Hey, he wasn’t wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 37 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Writing a disaster Recovery plan.... This is fun. Basically trying to predict every possible situation and desired plan to maintain business continuity. #kissyourassgoodbye i wrote our bank's policy from scratch a few years ago. keep in mind, the examiners will never be satisfied with your work. with that in mind, start small and build slowly, adding a few pages here and there a couple weeks before each annual examination. progress is the key. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 22, 2018 Author Share Posted August 22, 2018 1 minute ago, wacky1980 said: i wrote our bank's policy from scratch a few years ago. keep in mind, the examiners will never be satisfied with your work. with that in mind, start small and build slowly, adding a few pages here and there a couple weeks before each annual examination. progress is the key. I'm working on DR functional objectives right now with testing.... Fuck my head hurts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 i usually revisit the DR policy every 6 months to make a couple necessary updates. these days i'm buried in risk analysis and vendor mgmt. still working on a cybersecurity RA since the examiners hit us pretty hard on that one in the spring, plus spinning up a 3rd party to use as vendor mgmt/RA policy analyst. i love the irony of hiring on a 3rd party vendor to analyze vendor mgmt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 TESTING...don't say that word in my presence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 22, 2018 Author Share Posted August 22, 2018 I have like 1000 pages of IGRC to get through before end of August. So... Like... This sucks my dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Sawdamizer said: Writing a disaster Recovery plan.... This is fun. Basically trying to predict every possible situation and desired plan to maintain business continuity. #kissyourassgoodbye Step 1: Call your contractor Step 2: Negotiate kickback Step 3: Sign on the dotted line. Step 4: ???? Step 5: Profit (For you) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 22, 2018 Author Share Posted August 22, 2018 Just now, scoobdog said: Step 1: Call your contractor Step 2: Negotiate kickback Step 3: Sign on the dotted line. Step 4: ???? Step 5: Profit (For you) Fuck I need to start over 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 Just now, Sawdamizer said: Fuck I need to start over We do overpriced consulting, too. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 22, 2018 Author Share Posted August 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, scoobdog said: We do overpriced consulting, too. Pimp 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 How'd you know? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 (edited) 35 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: I have like 1000 pages of IGRC to get through before end of August. So... Like... This sucks my dick. lol compliance. thank odin i don't have to fuck with that. except that i do Edited August 22, 2018 by wacky1980 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 and i bet, there is no contingency plan for the zombies. i ...just bet. >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 26 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Fuck I need to start over Just Bro Down, brah. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satou Kazuma Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 3 minutes ago, discolemonade said: and i bet, there is no contingency plan for the zombies. i ...just bet. >.> Cardio. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 2 hours ago, Hachiman said: Cardio. rule #1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 3 hours ago, discolemonade said: and i bet, there is no contingency plan for the zombies. i ...just bet. >.> 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 3 hours ago, discolemonade said: and i bet, there is no contingency plan for the zombies. i ...just bet. >.> 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 And..... 3 hours ago, discolemonade said: and i bet, there is no contingency plan for the zombies. i ...just bet. >.> 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 8 minutes ago, scoobdog said: and rule #2. always. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 @scoobdog all the rules but #32. pretty important. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, discolemonade said: @scoobdog all the rules but #32. pretty important. Not as important as #17... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 5 hours ago, Tengu said: Step 1: get a shotgun Point and click interface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 5 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: Writing a disaster Recovery plan.... This is fun. Basically trying to predict every possible situation and desired plan to maintain business continuity. #kissyourassgoodbye Particpated in creating ours. It's so frickin' out of date - the contact chain is full of Grand Canyon sized gaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 18 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Not as important as #17... sometimes though...you just have to. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Ugh, this reminds me that I need to update our Church's NIMS IAP. Such a headache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 9 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: Writing a disaster Recovery plan.... This is fun. Basically trying to predict every possible situation and desired plan to maintain business continuity. #kissyourassgoodbye Who the fuck do you think you are? Batman?...only Batman can have contingencies for random possibilities... what you gonna do for a volcano huh? WELL? COME ON BATS... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 18 hours ago, discolemonade said: and i bet, there is no contingency plan for the zombies. i ...just bet. >.> we call it "flu pandemic" but it's applicable to both scenarios, really. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 17 hours ago, naraku360 said: 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 On 8/22/2018 at 1:49 PM, Sawdamizer said: Writing a disaster Recovery plan.... This is fun. Basically trying to predict every possible situation and desired plan to maintain business continuity. #kissyourassgoodbye im incredibly curious about this for my zombie story 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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