enad Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: 💪💪💪👊🍕🕵️♂️😐💑🍔😏🏋️♂️🐻 Is the reason the bills aren't broken because you have no reason to purchase any of those rubbers over your shoulder? 1 3
Zenigundam Posted June 16, 2018 Author Posted June 16, 2018 1 minute ago, enad said: Is the reason the bills aren't broken because you have no reason to purchase any of those rubbers over your shoulder? Why would I even purchase rubbers? I expect my promiscuous babes to be on birth control, so that they give the vibe that I'm not the only guy, and it makes me have to assert my alpha nature just like I did at the racetrack sports bar when that one guy threatened to punch me out! 💪🏍🐹
enad Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: Why would I even purchase rubbers? I expect my promiscuous babes to be on birth control, so that they give the vibe that I'm not the only guy, and it makes me have to assert my alpha nature just like I did at the racetrack sports bar when that one guy threatened to punch me out! 💪🏍🐹 Birth control being forgetting to bring a ladder to the bedroom? 2
Zenigundam Posted June 16, 2018 Author Posted June 16, 2018 1 minute ago, enad said: Birth control being forgetting to bring a ladder to the bedroom? Lol that doesn't flow or make sense, your album just hit rock bottom
enad Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: Lol that doesn't flow or make sense, your album just hit rock bottom B**** forget 8 Mile. You ain't 8 inch. 1 1
Rogue_Alphonse Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 22 minutes ago, enad said: Is the reason the bills aren't broken because you have no reason to purchase any of those rubbers over your shoulder? Why would he? He can't get laid..
Naraku4656 Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 (edited) get the fuck out of my old stomping grounds Edited June 16, 2018 by Naraku4656
AstroCreep Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 Hold on, you were gambling at The Dollar Store? Wtf.
Zenigundam Posted June 16, 2018 Author Posted June 16, 2018 Just now, AstroCreep said: Hold on, you were gambling at The Dollar Store? Wtf. Nah I hit up the dollar store while waiting for my final bus ride home because I had to take a piss badly from everything that I had put into my system and I didn't want to get arrested for pissing in public on the off chance that I was spotted.
AstroCreep Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Nah I hit up the dollar store while waiting for my final bus ride home because I had to take a piss badly from everything that I had put into my system and I didn't want to get arrested for pissing in public on the off chance that I was spotted. Roflmfao! You celebrated your first legal bet win by going to The Dollar Store... Lmao, this just gets better and better.
Zenigundam Posted June 16, 2018 Author Posted June 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, AstroCreep said: Roflmfao! You celebrated your first legal bet win by going to The Dollar Store... Lmao, this just gets better and better. It wasn't even planned. I had to take a piss badly, saw a cool pair of shades, and decided to take some selfies. 🐺
AstroCreep Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: It wasn't even planned. I had to take a piss badly, saw a cool pair of shades, and decided to take some selfies. 🐺 LOL. I'm sorry, I don't mean to make fun, it just kind of sounds like an R-rated episode of Winnie The Pooh.
Zenigundam Posted June 16, 2018 Author Posted June 16, 2018 Just now, AstroCreep said: LOL. I'm sorry, I don't mean to make fun, it just kind of sounds like an R-rated episode of Winnie The Pooh. Can you imagine if pooh, the board member, and I got married?
Naraku4656 Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 6 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Can you imagine if pooh, the board member, and I got married? @1pooh4u so you can barf 1
naraku360 Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Can you imagine if pooh, the board member, and I got married? She's not your type. She's older than 12. 2
naraku360 Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 Just now, Naraku4656 said: @1pooh4u so you can barf But can you imagine it? A threeway between Pooh, Pooh, and Poo-head?
Swimmod_Luna Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 45 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Nah I hit up the dollar store while waiting for my final bus ride home because I had to take a piss badly from everything that I had put into my system and I didn't want to get arrested for pissing in public on the off chance that I was spotted. All that money and you couldn't even splurge on an Uber?
scoobdog Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 35 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Can you imagine if pooh, the board member, and I got married? Totally. You should propose to her at the top of Half-Dome; it's absolutely beautiful up there. 1
ghostrek Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 (edited) what the fuck zeni is that most money you ever Edited June 16, 2018 by ghostrek
naraku360 Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Why would I even purchase rubbers? I expect my promiscuous babes to be on birth control, so that they give the vibe that I'm not the only guy, and it makes me have to assert my alpha nature just like I did at the racetrack sports bar when that one guy threatened to punch me out! 💪🏍🐹 Somehow "promiscuous babies" manages to sound like a much worse deal than "bimdoes". So you've got that going for you at least. Edit: oh, babes......... Not babies. Edited June 16, 2018 by naraku360
1pooh4u Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 9 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: @1pooh4u so you can barf Zeni’s out of his mind 🤭🤢
André Toulon Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 8 hours ago, ghostrek said: what the fuck zeni is that most money you ever I like how you edited this and this is the result 1
André Toulon Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 I'm gonna be that guy and wonder where the rubbers are in that pic
Zenigundam Posted June 16, 2018 Author Posted June 16, 2018 That's how they're making clothes nowadays. It's the new style. 1
bnmjy Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 15 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: That's how they're making clothes nowadays. It's the new style. Indeed, a high BMI is en vogue.
NaBarney Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 16 hours ago, Athena 92 said: All that money and you couldn't even splurge on an Uber? And be $17 less balling? Not a chance. You drop a few dollars to celebrate at the dollar store and then spend the extra forty minutes taking the bus home, every time, some of us are trying to build empires out here.
Zenigundam Posted June 16, 2018 Author Posted June 16, 2018 7 minutes ago, Nabloom said: And be $17 less balling? Not a chance. You drop a few dollars to celebrate at the dollar store and then spend the extra forty minutes taking the bus home, every time, some of us are trying to build empires out here. Lol that's honestly why I didn't call for an Uber. It would have cost an extra $7 from where I was at, if I'm not even gonna tip on an overpriced $25 meal of a bar burger and two Jack Honeys at the racetrack, then I'm definitely not paying for an Uber when I have the drunk energy to take the bus and leg it three blocks uphill to my house once I get off! 🐧
NaBarney Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: when I have the drunk energy to take the bus and leg it three blocks uphill to my house Your mother's house, more treasure stacking brilliance. Why pay to live anywhere else
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