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i might have to work from home tomorrow if this stupid bite mark doesn't go away


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  On 5/28/2018 at 9:34 PM, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

This is stupid dude. Who cares if people know you got some action. Getting some action is perfectly normal for a 20-something, and they'd probably judge you more for NOT getting any action.

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showing marks like that is against company policy and i can be taken to HR. people have in the past. i have a shirt with a high collar on it but if i button the collar it looks silly

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  On 5/28/2018 at 10:38 PM, Ginguy said:

Wear a dress shirt with a tie, problem solved.

 

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i'd look suspicious. no one wears ties where i work. buttoning the collar is probably my best bet but what i'm not sure about is how i'm going to explain it away when i go to the gym

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  On 5/28/2018 at 10:39 PM, Naraku4656 said:

i'd look suspicious. no one wears ties where i work. buttoning the collar is probably my best bet but what i'm not sure about is how i'm going to explain it away when i go to the gym

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Say you are going out after work and want to look good.

Or just say that you wanted to up your personal style game and wear a tie for the rest of the week. No biggie. You aren't going to be sent to HR (WTF seriously do you work at some millennial snowflake factory where people get sent to the principle's office for dumb shit) because you decided to wear a tie to work.

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Lol back when my ex first moved down to me I had bite marks on me at work. None care if not being a little jelly.

I know I am.

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  On 5/28/2018 at 10:36 PM, Naraku4656 said:

showing marks like that is against company policy and i can be taken to HR.

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Is your Company based in Utah or Iran? I showed up to work with two hickeys on my neck a long time ago and I just had to deal with surprised looks. Yes I know I'm too old for hickeys, she was weird and wanted to keep other women away.

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  On 5/29/2018 at 5:37 PM, Derrick Foreal said:

And a new competitor for Nufuggz joins the fray.....You were less pathetic when you were driving women away with your insatiable fail lust.

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literally the one time i actually get some i'm auto fuggs? wut. besides i'll be back to fail dating next week

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  On 5/29/2018 at 8:46 AM, empty said:

btw Naraku congrats on getting some action

I'm proud of you.

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don't worry, we didn't fuck. we just got a wee bit excited.

 

 

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  On 5/29/2018 at 9:27 PM, empty said:

Smiled at the cute receptionist, sexual harassment report incoming.

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JOKES ON YOU WE DON'T HAVE A RECEPTIONIST. YOU'RE SUCH A LOSER FOR NOT KNOWING THE INTERNALS OF A JOB THAT I'VE NEVER GIVEN ANY ACTUAL DETAILS ABOUT

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