Naraku4656 Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 this is getting annoying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 This is stupid dude. Who cares if people know you got some action. Getting some action is perfectly normal for a 20-something, and they'd probably judge you more for NOT getting any action. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 59 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: this is getting annoying Why are you like this? 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 28, 2018 Author Share Posted May 28, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: This is stupid dude. Who cares if people know you got some action. Getting some action is perfectly normal for a 20-something, and they'd probably judge you more for NOT getting any action. showing marks like that is against company policy and i can be taken to HR. people have in the past. i have a shirt with a high collar on it but if i button the collar it looks silly Edited May 28, 2018 by Naraku4656 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 Wear a dress shirt with a tie, problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 28, 2018 Author Share Posted May 28, 2018 Just now, Ginguy said: Wear a dress shirt with a tie, problem solved. i'd look suspicious. no one wears ties where i work. buttoning the collar is probably my best bet but what i'm not sure about is how i'm going to explain it away when i go to the gym Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 My eyes can't roll back far enough for this. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 4 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: showing marks like that is against company policy and i can be taken to HR. people have in the past. i have a shirt with a high collar on it but if i button the collar it looks silly Alright, fair enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 Just now, Naraku4656 said: i'd look suspicious. no one wears ties where i work. buttoning the collar is probably my best bet but what i'm not sure about is how i'm going to explain it away when i go to the gym Say you are going out after work and want to look good. Or just say that you wanted to up your personal style game and wear a tie for the rest of the week. No biggie. You aren't going to be sent to HR (WTF seriously do you work at some millennial snowflake factory where people get sent to the principle's office for dumb shit) because you decided to wear a tie to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 Why not get the cosmetics skin color and color it like a pimple 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 Lol back when my ex first moved down to me I had bite marks on me at work. None care if not being a little jelly. I know I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 Can't have that on your permanent record huh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 7 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: showing marks like that is against company policy and i can be taken to HR. Is your Company based in Utah or Iran? I showed up to work with two hickeys on my neck a long time ago and I just had to deal with surprised looks. Yes I know I'm too old for hickeys, she was weird and wanted to keep other women away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 Is it on your neck? Just put a piece of gauze on it and say you cut yourself shaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSAID Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 Doctor it to look like an animal bite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sahockeygrl15 Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 11 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: this is getting annoying Use a comb to brush it out.. seriously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 btw Naraku congrats on getting some action I'm proud of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 And a new competitor for Nufuggz joins the fray.....You were less pathetic when you were driving women away with your insatiable fail lust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 Naraku confronting any minor inconvenience: 1 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 29, 2018 Author Share Posted May 29, 2018 3 hours ago, Derrick Foreal said: And a new competitor for Nufuggz joins the fray.....You were less pathetic when you were driving women away with your insatiable fail lust. literally the one time i actually get some i'm auto fuggs? wut. besides i'll be back to fail dating next week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 29, 2018 Author Share Posted May 29, 2018 (edited) 12 hours ago, empty said: btw Naraku congrats on getting some action I'm proud of you. don't worry, we didn't fuck. we just got a wee bit excited. Spoiler also she's apparently a biter <_<...>_> Edited May 29, 2018 by Naraku4656 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 That's kinda hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 29, 2018 Author Share Posted May 29, 2018 1 minute ago, empty said: That's kinda hot anyway people think i'm going to be fuggs if i talk about any success i have in life. CAN'T BREAK CHARACTER, I'LL GO MAKE A THREAD ABOUT FAILURE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 Spilled a glass of water on the floor at work I'm gonna get fired for sure. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 29, 2018 Author Share Posted May 29, 2018 1 minute ago, empty said: Spilled a glass of water on the floor at work I'm gonna get fired for sure. sneezed too hard, boss is going to fire me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 Smiled at the cute receptionist, sexual harassment report incoming. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 29, 2018 Author Share Posted May 29, 2018 6 minutes ago, empty said: Smiled at the cute receptionist, sexual harassment report incoming. JOKES ON YOU WE DON'T HAVE A RECEPTIONIST. YOU'RE SUCH A LOSER FOR NOT KNOWING THE INTERNALS OF A JOB THAT I'VE NEVER GIVEN ANY ACTUAL DETAILS ABOUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 Instructions unclear, penis stuck in printer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 29, 2018 Author Share Posted May 29, 2018 Just now, empty said: Instructions unclear, penis stuck in printer. i imagine we must have had someone try that garbage. my company is old enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 We've heard of people being married to a job before, but it's interesting to see someone have a codependent relationship with theirs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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