fuggnificent Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Bleeding profusely But it does not hurt So i dont need no doctor, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 What does "bleeding profusely" mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Don't you mean IN your booty? BAR HAR HAR 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 10 minutes ago, scoobdog said: What does "bleeding profusely" mean? Went to pee and toilet was full of blood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 10 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Don't you mean IN your booty? BAR HAR HAR No. Why are you laughing? Is it possible to bleed to death from a one inch hole on your booty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 doctor asap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Just now, fuggnificent said: No. Why are you laughing? Is it possible to bleed to death from a one inch hole on your booty? Can't tell if you're joking or not... But I was just making a dumb butthole joke and referencing ASMB's favorite fecalphiliac MC_GeeGee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 Just now, Poof said: doctor asap Yah ive had a problem with this absess for like two months..keeps bleeding but now its bleeding more than ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Can't tell if you're joking or not... But I was just making a dumb butthole joke and referencing ASMB's favorite fecalphiliac MC_GeeGee. Ok im serious. It was a lot of blood. Scared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Uh, the blood in the toilet came from the sore or from your urine? Panicking will not help. Do you have health insurance? If not you might want to Google local walk in clinics call and see what their fees are out of pocket. If this is actually really bad, it could be an infection. Well that might indicate need for more immediate care, so you might have to go into the ER as a last resort. It's hard to tell what the best course of action is without more info. Hope this helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 Just now, Sandstone said: Uh, the blood in the toilet came from the sore or from your urine? Panicking will not help. Do you have health insurance? If not you might want to Google local walk in clinics call and see what their fees are out of pocket. If this is actually really bad, it could be an infection. Well that might indicate need for more immediate care, so you might have to go into the ER as a last resort. It's hard to tell what the best course of action is without more info. Hope this helps. I would think an infection would hurt. I have some antibiotics. I will just take them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 1 minute ago, fuggnificent said: I would think an infection would hurt. I have some antibiotics. I will just take them. That could potentially make it worse, infections can get to the point of antibiotic resistant if mistreated. Infections are generally painful though you are right. If it's not super painful is this filled with fluid like a boil sort of? If yes this could just be an inflamed cyst. In which case the best course of acturn is to not antagonize it further. Most of the time cysts of that benign kind will go into remission by themselves. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 It’s a bed sore...from all that sitting on your ass you do 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 in my professional opinion, you should seek a professional opinion. preferably soon... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Go to the doctor. Standard antibiotics won't work on an abscess because they can't break through to the infection. You gotta make sure all of it is removed or the abscess will just come back 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 22 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: I would think an infection would hurt. I have some antibiotics. I will just take them. you're probably going to give yourself MRSA or something if you take a random amount of old antibiotics. go to the doctor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 my oldest came over from his mom's one time with an abscess in the crack of his ass, probably from the severe and untreated diaper rash his mom never did shit about. anyways, i took him to the doc, and they had to open it, drain it, and pack it while i held him down. that was one of the top 3 most difficult parenting moments i've encountered yet. poor little feller. anyways, carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 It bled thru my underwear and pants. 😫 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Just now, fuggnificent said: It bled thru my underwear and pants. 😫 At work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 (edited) is the hooha puking up firey plasma again? You must have had a quasar for lunch.  Edited April 26, 2018 by Phillies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 20 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: At work? Well im home now but yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Found it https://www.your.md/condition/pilonidal-sinus/#symptoms A pilonidal sinus is a small hole or channel in the skin that most commonly occurs at the top of the cleft between your buttocks. It may not cause any noticeable symptoms unless it becomes infected. However, not all pilonidal sinuses occur near the buttocks. They have also been recorded in the belly button or between fingers. In many cases, there is more than one channel. If the sinus becomes infected, an abscess will usually develop. An abscess is a painful collection of pus that causes symptoms such as: pain redness of the skin pus draining from the sinus (the pus usually smells unpleasant) blood draining from the sinus a high temperature of 38ºC (100.4ºF) or above, although this is uncommon These symptoms may develop quickly, often over a few days. The pain caused by a pilonidal sinus can be severe and is likely to get worse without treatment. This can make it difficult to sit or lie down comfortably, which may affect your sleep. The pain may also affect your ability to work and your daily activities. You should see your doctor as soon as possible if you suspect you have the condition. They can examine you and discuss possible treatments.  You really should seek medical attention within 24 hours honestly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 @Misaka it doesnt hurt tho so its not that. Thanks for looking that up tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 15 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: Well im home now but yeah Once as a college student I got sick, I went outside, proceeded to vomit, and then went to the nurse's office. Eventually I had to take a shit, so when I pulled down my pants, there was a huge brown stain in my underwear, apparently I had diarrhea when I was convulsing from vomiting and didn't even know it. I just went "oh well," had more diarrhea (this time in the toilet), then went back to the bed in the nurse's office waiting for my parents to pick me up. So my parents pick me up, we go home, and I already know I had to change my underwear because of what I saw in the bathroom, so I took off my shorts, then noticed the shit stain "bled" all the way through my underwear and shorts. So anybody that saw me during my walk of shame from the nurse's office to my parents' car (there were students EVERYWHERE) could've very well noticed that I shit my pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Once as a college student I got sick, I went outside, proceeded to vomit, and then went to the nurse's office. Eventually I had to take a shit, so when I pulled down my pants, there was a huge brown stain in my underwear, apparently I had diarrhea when I was convulsing from vomiting and didn't even know it. I just went "oh well," had more diarrhea (this time in the toilet), then went back to the bed in the nurse's office waiting for my parents to pick me up. So my parents pick me up, we go home, and I already know I had to change my underwear because of what I saw in the bathroom, so I took off my shorts, then noticed the shit stain "bled" all the way through my underwear and shorts. So anybody that saw me during my walk of shame from the nurse's office to my parents' car (there were students EVERYWHERE) could've very well noticed that I shit my pants. Thats awful! I wear black pants everyday so no one could see. Im just glad nothing got on my $300 car seat covers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 1 minute ago, fuggnificent said: Thats awful! I wear black pants everyday so no one could see. Im just glad nothing got on my $300 car seat covers. Having to look all professional for the office saves the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 5 hours ago, fuggnificent said: Went to pee and toilet was full of blood Well, given that it's the same abcess you've previously mentioned, you absolutely, positively, need to get that addressed immediately.  The longer you have an improperly treated infection, the more likely you are to experienced something truly nasty like having the infection spread to other vulnerable parts of your body and blood poisoning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Doctor. Now. Abcesses root. They need to be cleared out, treated properly and all possible bits removed or they can necrotize surrounding areas and even get weird shit in your bloodstream to other parts of your body. Making your toilet look like Odin stopped by on a bad day is not a good thing. It will just get worse without a proper clearing done by a professional. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 1 minute ago, katt_goddess said: Doctor. Now. Abcesses root. They need to be cleared out, treated properly and all possible bits removed or they can necrotize surrounding areas and even get weird shit in your bloodstream to other parts of your body. Making your toilet look like Odin stopped by on a bad day is not a good thing. It will just get worse without a proper clearing done by a professional. The odin comment made me laugh. >_> Though at first reading through the sentence I thought you actually meant the Norse god was furiously storming blood out of her, then I realized you were talking about our dear Odin with Crohns. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 3 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: The odin comment made me laugh. >_> Though at first reading through the sentence I thought you actually meant the Norse god was furiously storming blood out of her, then I realized you were talking about our dear Odin with Crohns. >_> Yep, our ginger Odin not Thor, God of the Bloody Butt Thunder. Since he's even admitted it's was like Carrie at the prom, he's my go-to for any and all bloody toilet disaster stories. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted April 27, 2018 Author Share Posted April 27, 2018 **update. I did bleed on my seat covers. Now i gotta wash them and theyre a bitch to get back on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 23 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: **update. I did bleed on my seat covers. Now i gotta wash them and theyre a bitch to get back on. Hospital now fuggs you don't want to die from blood loss do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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