1938 Packard Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 (edited) I gave her two cigarettes and then... Too much information. I was just standing there, waiting for a Jitney. Chatterbox... just moved into a condo here in town as a house guest. Doesn't use any drugs, not even pot... so she says. Drinks at a three beer per day maximum. Can't see a thing without glasses and needs to go the eye doctor for a stronger prescription. Broke up with her boyfriend because he was too pushy and clingy... that, and he's just been sentenced to a very long term for killing his aunt. Okay. Maybe I'll see her later on. I'll invite her to Imperial Inn and she can tell me about her job over a big plate of pepper steak. Edited April 8, 2018 by 1938 Packard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juicy Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 So you already killed and ate her. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted April 8, 2018 Author Share Posted April 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, bnmjy said: So you already killed and ate her. She's probably sitting in the condo, smoking the cigarettes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPM Jr. Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 And then, you farted, which scared her off. What a story! #YakoffSmirnoff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 6 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: She's probably sitting in the condo, smoking the cigarettes. 1. Your hovel is not a condo. 2. You're wearing her skin and smoking while watching Boku no Pico. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 i kinda just wanna come hang out with you one day 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 7 minutes ago, Poof said: i kinda just wanna come hang out with you one day I think it would actually be fun as hell. A lot of laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Just now, Nabloom said: I think it would actually be fun as hell. A lot of laughing no i just wanna. no malice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 1 hour ago, 1938 Packard said: I gave her two cigarettes and then... Too much information. I was just standing there, waiting for a Jitney. Chatterbox... just moved into a condo here in town as a house guest. Doesn't use any drugs, not even pot... so she says. Drinks at a three beer per day maximum. Can't see a thing without glasses and needs to go the eye doctor for a stronger prescription. Broke up with her boyfriend because he was too pushy and clingy... that, and he's just been sentenced to a very long term for killing his aunt. Okay. Maybe I'll see her later on. I'll invite her to Imperial Inn and she can tell me about her job over a big plate of pepper steak. Please be a maniac, please be a maniac, please be a maniac. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ho Chi Sock Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 2 hours ago, bnmjy said: So you already killed and ate her. Spoiler alert: she was already dead. Packard had her body propped up in a chair, using his hands to make her mouth move. He even gave her a little voice, like some macabre ventriloquist act. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 (edited) Damn it. Bnmjy threw me off. I thought that was Mumbo and I'm like "He can be trained to shit on the potty pad." Edited April 8, 2018 by scoobdog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 3 hours ago, 1938 Packard said: I gave her two cigarettes and then... Too much information. I was just standing there, waiting for a Jitney. Chatterbox... just moved into a condo here in town as a house guest. Doesn't use any drugs, not even pot... so she says. Drinks at a three beer per day maximum. Can't see a thing without glasses and needs to go the eye doctor for a stronger prescription. Broke up with her boyfriend because he was too pushy and clingy... that, and he's just been sentenced to a very long term for killing his aunt. Okay. Maybe I'll see her later on. I'll invite her to Imperial Inn and she can tell me about her job over a big plate of pepper steak. A Jitney. Like, does some druggie on a stolen Polaris side-by-side drive you around AC? Because that sounds legit in a town owned and abandoned by Trump. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted April 8, 2018 Author Share Posted April 8, 2018 4 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: A Jitney. Like, does some druggie on a stolen Polaris side-by-side drive you around AC? Because that sounds legit in a town owned and abandoned by Trump. Google the Atlantic City Jitney Association. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 4 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: Google the Atlantic City Jitney Association. why? why can't you just answer the question? yeah, just answer the question. just answer the question, claire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted April 8, 2018 Author Share Posted April 8, 2018 1 hour ago, discolemonade said: why? why can't you just answer the question? yeah, just answer the question. just answer the question, claire. It's a privately run bus operation that has been serving Atlantic City since 1915. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said: It's a privately run bus operation that has been serving Atlantic City since 1915. and you couldn't just say 'i was waiting on a bus'? also, why did you ask her about her drug habits? why is that any of your business? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted April 8, 2018 Author Share Posted April 8, 2018 (edited) 12 minutes ago, discolemonade said: and you couldn't just say 'i was waiting on a bus'? also, why did you ask her about her drug habits? why is that any of your business? The official name of the service is Jitney. I didn't ask about her drug habit. She volunteered the information. Edited April 8, 2018 by 1938 Packard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said: The official name of the service is Jitney. I didn't ask about her drug habit. She volunteered the information. She's going to kill you....She killed the aunt AND the exboyfriend.....She just fabricating her story because killing what appears to be a homeless man will sate her bloodlust so she need your pity to get close. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted April 8, 2018 Author Share Posted April 8, 2018 8 minutes ago, Derrick Foreal said: She's going to kill you....She killed the aunt AND the exboyfriend.....She just fabricating her story because killing what appears to be a homeless man will sate her bloodlust so she need your pity to get close. If her story is hollow, it will become obvious. Or, maybe I'll never see her again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 (edited) 22 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: If her story is hollow, it will become obvious. Or, maybe I'll never see her again. Never see her again? She been watching you....She knows how you cook meat, she's seen the loli you order. She placed a syringe next to a passed out man at your job just to see how you'd react and placed a shameful ATM receipt for you to find. She wants to kill again but doesn't want to kill anyone with friends, family or a job that will miss them. You have proven her perfect candidate and I suggest you close out your credit cards because she is gonna destroy your credit score. At least they will find your body quickly when your utility providers wonder why you haven't paid your bills in advance despite not knowing what they will be. Leave a note, tell them to look for someone that reeks of cigarettes......Oh, nevermind....Damn. Sorry, bro....They will never find you. That shit doesn't smell. Edited April 8, 2018 by Derrick Foreal 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 52 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: The official name of the service is Jitney. I didn't ask about her drug habit. She volunteered the information. Photoshop. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted April 8, 2018 Author Share Posted April 8, 2018 9 minutes ago, naraku360 said: Photoshop. That's not even my pic. Follow the url. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 (edited) 20 hours ago, 1938 Packard said: That's not even my pic. Follow the url. Why did you Photoshop someone else's picture? Edited April 9, 2018 by naraku360 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted April 9, 2018 Author Share Posted April 9, 2018 37 minutes ago, naraku360 said: Why did you Photoshop someone else's picture? That pic isn't on any web page that I control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said: That pic isn't on any web page that I control. Well, someone Photoshopped it. You're a prime suspect, so don't get too cozy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Are you the rat tail guy? I don’t remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted April 9, 2018 Author Share Posted April 9, 2018 22 minutes ago, naraku360 said: Well, someone Photoshopped it. You're a prime suspect, so don't get too cozy. Use Google image search under "Atlantic City Jitney". Tell me they're all Photoshop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 6 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: Use Google image search under "Atlantic City Jitney". Tell me they're all Photoshop. They're all Photoshopped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 On 4/8/2018 at 4:07 AM, scoobdog said: Damn it. Bnmjy threw me off. I thought that was Mumbo and I'm like "He can be trained to shit on the potty pad." pretty sure bnmjy wishes i was scared of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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