crackymckrackin Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 She's invited people to come see my house today. She called about an hour ago to let us know. They will be here at 11. We leave for the funeral at 11. As an added bonus she said we can make them coffee and snacks to eat while we all catch up. All times are central. Now to hide our filth and shame so as not to dishonor our family. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 Have you considered matricide? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted April 7, 2018 Author Share Posted April 7, 2018 Just now, Clu said: Have you considered matricide? Many many times.......today. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 I watched throw momma from the train this morning and I think I have an idea that could benefit both of us. Meet me in that place where we first met. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted April 7, 2018 Author Share Posted April 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Clu said: I watched throw momma from the train this morning and I think I have an idea that could benefit both of us. Meet me in that place where we first met. Right after this funeral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 That was a different movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted April 7, 2018 Author Share Posted April 7, 2018 Just now, Clu said: That was a different movie. It's been roughly 10 years since I've seen that movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opium Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 Was hoping this was a topic about banging mother-in-laws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 DId you try telling her no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 13 minutes ago, Drunkenwarrior said: DId you try telling her no? You've never had a mother in law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Clu said: You've never had a mother in law. modern marriage eh? In a rational world we'd eat people like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted April 7, 2018 Author Share Posted April 7, 2018 Just now, Drunkenwarrior said: modern marriage eh? In a rational world we'd eat people like that Im thinking about moving again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: Im thinking about moving again. GO build a house in the mountains Become Grizzly Adams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 1 hour ago, crackymckrackin said: She's invited people to come see my house today. She called about an hour ago to let us know. They will be here at 11. We leave for the funeral at 11. As an added bonus she said we can make them coffee and snacks to eat while we all catch up. All times are central. Now to hide our filth and shame so as not to dishonor our family. Seppuku? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 2 hours ago, crackymckrackin said: She's invited people to come see my house today. She called about an hour ago to let us know. They will be here at 11. We leave for the funeral at 11. As an added bonus she said we can make them coffee and snacks to eat while we all catch up. All times are central. Now to hide our filth and shame so as not to dishonor our family. Why are y'all such mouthy mofos online but wussies off the computer? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted April 7, 2018 Author Share Posted April 7, 2018 50 minutes ago, SorceressPol said: Why are y'all such mouthy mofos online but wussies off the computer? You married? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: You married? Nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 30 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: You married? No, but I'm surrounded by happily married friends who all have well set boundaries with their in-laws, especially when it comes to big things like giving little to no notice about house visitors. Admittedly, most of their parents are chill and not everyone has family who are that considerate. But still.......WUSSY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 7 minutes ago, SorceressPol said: No, but I'm surrounded by happily married friends who all have well set boundaries with their in-laws, especially when it comes to big things like giving little to no notice about house visitors. Admittedly, most of their parents are chill and not everyone has family who are that considerate. But still.......WUSSY! Mighty big claims from someone who’s single... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 18 minutes ago, Still Me said: Mighty big claims from someone who’s single... Yup, I'm single but will eventually have my shit together to have more independence and start thinking about a long term relationship again. In the meantime, I take advantage of the fact that I have access to a large group of people with steady marriages and store mental notes on how they do it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted April 7, 2018 Author Share Posted April 7, 2018 1 hour ago, SorceressPol said: Yup, I'm single but will eventually have my shit together to have more independence and start thinking about a long term relationship again. In the meantime, I take advantage of the fact that I have access to a large group of people with steady marriages and store mental notes on how they do it. Not even close to the same. You only see what they want you to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 1 hour ago, crackymckrackin said: Not even close to the same. You only see what they want you to see. None of us thinking there's a point in a concept like that is probably why we do so much oversharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Cracky is just cranky because he had to find pants today. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Sounds like a good time to leave all of the freshly washed dildos on the counter by the fridge 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 my mother comes here like every other day to do laundry because their machine is broke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, Adminderaptorpat said: my mother comes here like every other day to do laundry because their machine is broke Thought you were going to say she comes here every other day to troll zeni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted April 8, 2018 Author Share Posted April 8, 2018 28 minutes ago, Vamped said: Sounds like a good time to leave all of the freshly washed dildos on the counter by the fridge She wouldn't know what they were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted April 8, 2018 Author Share Posted April 8, 2018 9 minutes ago, Adminderaptorpat said: my mother comes here like every other day to do laundry because their machine is broke Might need to buy her a new washer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 she's waiting because she wants to replace the floor with tile, except she isn't doing that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 18 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: She wouldn't know what they were. She has to have seen a dick before or you would not have a wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted April 8, 2018 Author Share Posted April 8, 2018 39 minutes ago, Vamped said: She has to have seen a dick before or you would not have a wife I wonder sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted April 8, 2018 Author Share Posted April 8, 2018 57 minutes ago, Adminderaptorpat said: she's waiting because she wants to replace the floor with tile, except she isn't doing that A good son would have already done that for her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 1 hour ago, katt_goddess said: Cracky is just cranky because he had to find pants today. ........Are you saying cracky was planning on going to the funeral pantsless? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted April 8, 2018 Author Share Posted April 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: ........Are you saying cracky was planning on going to the funeral pantsless? You don't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 7 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: A good son would have already done that for her. duly noted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 1 minute ago, crackymckrackin said: You don't? I know this is going to get my IB card revoked.... but I always wear pants (or shorts). Showering is the only exception. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted April 8, 2018 Author Share Posted April 8, 2018 Just now, Adminderaptorpat said: duly noted When my mother in law breaks something which is constantly, she comes to my house to get me. Since I primarily work in my home office that means I do nothing all day and am available. She literally sits across from my desk and stares at me until I go do the thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 14 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: When my mother in law breaks something which is constantly, she comes to my house to get me. Since I primarily work in my home office that means I do nothing all day and am available. She literally sits across from my desk and stares at me until I go do the thing. Do you owe her a shit load of money? Because that's the only rational reason I can think of to let that behavior go unchecked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 When my mother comes here sometimes I come home from work to find she cleaned or organized something to kill the half hour the laundry runs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 12 hours ago, crackymckrackin said: She's invited people to come see my house today. She called about an hour ago to let us know. They will be here at 11. We leave for the funeral at 11. As an added bonus she said we can make them coffee and snacks to eat while we all catch up. All times are central. Now to hide our filth and shame so as not to dishonor our family. did she arrange any of it with you? does she talk directly to you or do you hear everything through your wife? is your wife a member here? i guess you can handle guests, wait... how dirty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted April 8, 2018 Author Share Posted April 8, 2018 1 hour ago, SorceressPol said: Do you owe her a shit load of money? Because that's the only rational reason I can think of to let that behavior go unchecked. Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted April 8, 2018 Author Share Posted April 8, 2018 44 minutes ago, Adminderaptorpat said: When my mother comes here sometimes I come home from work to find she cleaned or organized something to kill the half hour the laundry runs. Well naturally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted April 8, 2018 Author Share Posted April 8, 2018 42 minutes ago, mumbo13 said: did she arrange any of it with you? does she talk directly to you or do you hear everything through your wife? is your wife a member here? i guess you can handle guests, wait... how dirty? Nope she just called out of the blue this morning. My dog destroys his toys so we had to clean up his mess. Other than a random dog hair tumble weed the house stays pretty clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Chii Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 13 hours ago, crackymckrackin said: She's invited people to come see my house today. She called about an hour ago to let us know. They will be here at 11. We leave for the funeral at 11. As an added bonus she said we can make them coffee and snacks to eat while we all catch up. All times are central. Now to hide our filth and shame so as not to dishonor our family. How sweet of them to allow you guys to make them coffee and snacks. How did all that go? Sorry for your loss, by the way. You should have cut really thin slices of cheese, but only around 12 slices with crackers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted April 8, 2018 Author Share Posted April 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, Dark_Chii said: How sweet of them to allow you guys to make them coffee and snacks. How did all that go? Sorry for your loss, by the way. You should have cut really thin slices of cheese, but only around 12 slices with crackers. It went pretty good. They did the super fast rushed tour then left. The funeral lasted the rest of the day. We only use the fanciest sliced individually wrapped great value cheese for our honoured guests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Chii Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 39 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: It went pretty good. They did the super fast rushed tour then left. The funeral lasted the rest of the day. We only use the fanciest sliced individually wrapped great value cheese for our honoured guests. I hope it's the sandwich cheese that are individually wrapped in plastic. An added bonus would be to have all TVs playing The Star Wars Holiday Special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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