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Guest The Hound
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with a woman while she was trying to dig a bullet vibrator out of her vagina that fell in too deep with a spoon?

 

i have

 

 

Guest The Hound
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yes  O0

 

 

was she a board member

Guest The Hound
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no  :|

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Guest The Hound
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Can't say that I have

 

you're missing out on one of lifes most humorous moments

Guest The Hound
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Dafuq.

 

 

my thoughts exactly.

Guest The Hound
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*gags*.....and that's not what bullets are for....

 

 

YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THIS

 

 

btw it was klink

:D :D :D

Guest The Hound
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what?

also why didn't you invite her here?

 

 

Fell off the face of the earth TBH

Used to have her on FB for years but I don't know if anyone talks to her occasionally besides K_N.

Guest The Hound
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Don't quote me on this one either, but I think she went trans as well.

I'm not sure but I think that has something to do with her social media disappearance.

Guest The Hound
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I'm actually more concerned about her having to use a spoon

It fell in and the wire disconnected.

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It fell in and the wire disconnected.

I mean ... is the inside of her  vagina the consistency of oatmeal?  or an open cavern .... I dunno ... things just dont fall into vaginas

Guest The Hound
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I mean ... is the inside of her  vagina the consistency of oatmeal?  or an open cavern .... I dunno ... things just dont fall into vaginas

 

 

idk man it must have gotten pushed all the way in there or something

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I mean ... is the inside of her  vagina the consistency of oatmeal?  or an open cavern .... I dunno ... things just dont fall into vaginas

 

The images I'm seeing remind me of a few doujins

Great now I have John k petka in my mind

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idk man it must have gotten pushed all the way in there or something

 

must have and the wires don't really disconnect like that. i mean they break after time like headphones and what not but it stops vibrating long before you get to the completely broken off part. so wut was the point of even using it anymore? this seems weird. i am inclined to believe something was in there, but her story seems sort of fabricated >.>

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a bullet does not "fall in too deep" unless you are absolutely gaping

 

she is either gaping or shoved that shit way up there O_O

 

 

 

Quit it with giving me visual images

I already read enough doujins today

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Quit it with giving me visual images

I already read enough doujins today

 

so, you don't need an actual visual reference then?

 

you sure?

 

i could probably dig one up in a jiffy

 

 

hahaha, dig... she lost a toy in her vag  :D

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so, you don't need an actual visual reference then?

 

you sure?

 

i could probably dig one up in a jiffy

 

hahaha, dig... she lost a toy in her vag  :D

 

2D or 3D?

I prefer B's honesty :P

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i'm not as well versed in 2d as 3d  :|

 

do you really need the reference though... like, do you really wanna go there?

 

Nah but if you insist I will

Lol you should know me by now ;)

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i was seriously going to but my browser scared the shit out of me the second i searched "gaping vagina"

 

some things cannot be unseen  :( :( :( :( :(

 

I know that feeling all to well

However I'm used to it

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i was seriously going to but my browser scared the shit out of me the second i searched "gaping vagina"

 

some things cannot be unseen  :( :( :( :( :(

 

I google imaged search clam your tits ... and it wasn't good  :D

I just wanted a meme

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with a woman while she was trying to dig a bullet vibrator out of her vagina that fell in too deep with a spoon?

 

i have

 

I imagine the conversation went something like this.....even if it didn't, I'll presume it did anyways.

 

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I google imaged search clam your tits ... and it wasn't good  :D

I just wanted a meme

 

well great, now i want to search it too >.>

 

but seriously, about this bullet falling into the vag thing, am i the only person who thinks this chick was maybe spinning stories? maybe? or do you think its possible?

 

 

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I imagine the conversation went something like this.....even if it didn't, I'll presume it did anyways.

 

 

on the topic of things getting lost in the hooha and push it real good

 

you wanna hear a kinda nasty story that happened to my girlfriend a few years ago?

i'll let you decide  :D

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on the topic of things getting lost in the hooha and push it real good

 

you wanna hear a kinda nasty story that happened to my girlfriend a few years ago?

i'll let you decide  :D

 

Is this a question for me specifically or the audience at large?

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well great, now i want to search it too >.>

 

but seriously, about this bullet falling into the vag thing, am i the only person who thinks this chick was maybe spinning stories? maybe? or do you think its possible?

I think she's fibbing. If her cooter is that much of a crater that she used a spoon to dig it out .... she could've probably just stuck her whole fist in there and pulled it out. i'm not sure what good a spoon would do. Or go to the ER and they'll pull it out for you.

Guest The Hound
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a bullet does not "fall in too deep" unless you are absolutely gaping

 

she is either gaping or shoved that shit way up there O_O

 

 

pretty sure she had it shoved way up there while we were playing mw2 on xbox live.

Guest The Hound
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i was seriously going to but my browser scared the shit out of me the second i searched "gaping vagina"

 

some things cannot be unseen  :( :( :( :( :(

 

 

your fault for searching it  :D

Guest The Hound
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.....i want to now

 

 

lmfao did you see who i said it was on in the thread earlier

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