André Toulon Posted January 17, 2017 Posted January 17, 2017 Gave the Sprint store lady my phone because my data wasn't working and I had porn open in my broswer. I wasn't even beating off recently, it was open because I was showing someone the most redik tits I've ever seen.....Not good redik......Like hilarious redik. She was like OH, I DID NOT WANT TO SEE THAT and now I'm the guy who watches comedic porn. Sorry, I just needed to share.
Sawdamizer Posted January 17, 2017 Posted January 17, 2017 Could have gone one of two ways..... rolled the dice, but this would have been a much cooler story if she would have smiled at you and gave you her number. You'd be titty fucking a bitch you don't love right now just by making a simple mistake..... at least, this is what I know from the porns I have seen.
Zenigundam Posted January 17, 2017 Posted January 17, 2017 Haha I once opened up a video of myself fapping that I once sent to a really hot webcam girl I met on OkCupid, but I quickly muted it because my interviewer was ten feet away making copies. Anyway, I'm glad my ASMB post history is gone forever. People would think I'm some kind of serial killer stalker psycho if they read through all those years of posts.
André Toulon Posted January 17, 2017 Author Posted January 17, 2017 http://www.xvideos.com/video4564786/massive_macromastia_wonder_1080p Like, they aren't the biggest I've seen, but they are the most hilarious....Like they look like they are in constant pain, and they're purple.
André Toulon Posted January 17, 2017 Author Posted January 17, 2017 Could have gone one of two ways..... rolled the dice, but this would have been a much cooler story if she would have smiled at you and gave you her number. You'd be titty fucking a bitch you don't love right now just by making a simple mistake..... at least, this is what I know from the porns I have seen. She's not cute....Like not even a little.
MEXobiologist Posted January 17, 2017 Posted January 17, 2017 Gave the Sprint store lady my phone because my data wasn't working and I had porn open in my broswer. I wasn't even beating off recently, it was open because I was showing someone the most redik tits I've ever seen.....Not good redik......Like hilarious redik. She was like OH, I DID NOT WANT TO SEE THAT and now I'm the guy who watches comedic porn. Sorry, I just needed to share. > thats precious when i sold cellphones i had a similar experience. but it was an older couple and it was her phone which had a browser open to old lady pov porn. she saw my face and just laughed at me. said i'll get used to seeing things like that the older i get. it did not help the awkwardness.
PerfectFlowingHair Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 People would think I'm some kind of serial killer stalker psycho Wait, you're not?
Zenigundam Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 -_' -_' -_' -_' -_' -_' -_' -_' -_' -_' -_' -_'
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 http://www.xvideos.com/video4564786/massive_macromastia_wonder_1080p Like, they aren't the biggest I've seen, but they are the most hilarious....Like they look like they are in constant pain, and they're purple. I don't know if it's the bra over only one boob, but they look really asymmetrical size wise.
MEXobiologist Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 http://www.xvideos.com/video4564786/massive_macromastia_wonder_1080p Like, they aren't the biggest I've seen, but they are the most hilarious....Like they look like they are in constant pain, and they're purple. O_O thats too much boob
scoobdog Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 Gave the Sprint store lady my phone because my data wasn't working and I had porn open in my broswer. I wasn't even beating off recently, it was open because I was showing someone the most redik tits I've ever seen.....Not good redik......Like hilarious redik. She was like OH, I DID NOT WANT TO SEE THAT and now I'm the guy who watches comedic porn. Sorry, I just needed to share. I was like "C'mon, how bad could it be....?" ... But now I think her reaction is warranted.
fuggnificent Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 Nothing like going thru a customers phone and seeing them naked.
naraku360 Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 Last night I was hanging with some friends and bigdick[/member] drops this into the Discord while I'm reading it and right before a friend looked over my shoulder: Good times.
God-Says-No Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 or just dont watch porn using your phone...
naraku360 Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 or just dont watch porn using your phone... Shut up, GSN.
fuggnificent Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 Last night I was hanging with some friends and bigdick[/member] drops this into the Discord while I'm reading it and right before a friend looked over my shoulder: Good times. That cant be healthy.
Mix Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 Last night I was hanging with some friends and bigdick[/member] drops this into the Discord while I'm reading it and right before a friend looked over my shoulder: Good times. that thing went in smooth as silk
André Toulon Posted January 18, 2017 Author Posted January 18, 2017 or just dont watch porn using your phone... Remember when you ragequit because of Zeni? I don't take advice from children.
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