André Toulon Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Gave the Sprint store lady my phone because my data wasn't working and I had porn open in my broswer. I wasn't even beating off recently, it was open because I was showing someone the most redik tits I've ever seen.....Not good redik......Like hilarious redik. She was like OH, I DID NOT WANT TO SEE THAT and now I'm the guy who watches comedic porn. Sorry, I just needed to share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucis Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 .....what was it? Show us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Could have gone one of two ways..... rolled the dice, but this would have been a much cooler story if she would have smiled at you and gave you her number. You'd be titty fucking a bitch you don't love right now just by making a simple mistake..... at least, this is what I know from the porns I have seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Haha I once opened up a video of myself fapping that I once sent to a really hot webcam girl I met on OkCupid, but I quickly muted it because my interviewer was ten feet away making copies. Anyway, I'm glad my ASMB post history is gone forever. People would think I'm some kind of serial killer stalker psycho if they read through all those years of posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 17, 2017 Author Share Posted January 17, 2017 http://www.xvideos.com/video4564786/massive_macromastia_wonder_1080p Like, they aren't the biggest I've seen, but they are the most hilarious....Like they look like they are in constant pain, and they're purple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 17, 2017 Author Share Posted January 17, 2017 Could have gone one of two ways..... rolled the dice, but this would have been a much cooler story if she would have smiled at you and gave you her number. You'd be titty fucking a bitch you don't love right now just by making a simple mistake..... at least, this is what I know from the porns I have seen. She's not cute....Like not even a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Gave the Sprint store lady my phone because my data wasn't working and I had porn open in my broswer. I wasn't even beating off recently, it was open because I was showing someone the most redik tits I've ever seen.....Not good redik......Like hilarious redik. She was like OH, I DID NOT WANT TO SEE THAT and now I'm the guy who watches comedic porn. Sorry, I just needed to share. > thats precious when i sold cellphones i had a similar experience. but it was an older couple and it was her phone which had a browser open to old lady pov porn. she saw my face and just laughed at me. said i'll get used to seeing things like that the older i get. it did not help the awkwardness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerfectFlowingHair Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 People would think I'm some kind of serial killer stalker psycho Wait, you're not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 -_' -_' -_' -_' -_' -_' -_' -_' -_' -_' -_' -_' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 http://www.xvideos.com/video4564786/massive_macromastia_wonder_1080p Like, they aren't the biggest I've seen, but they are the most hilarious....Like they look like they are in constant pain, and they're purple. I don't know if it's the bra over only one boob, but they look really asymmetrical size wise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 http://www.xvideos.com/video4564786/massive_macromastia_wonder_1080p Like, they aren't the biggest I've seen, but they are the most hilarious....Like they look like they are in constant pain, and they're purple. O_O thats too much boob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Redik tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Gave the Sprint store lady my phone because my data wasn't working and I had porn open in my broswer. I wasn't even beating off recently, it was open because I was showing someone the most redik tits I've ever seen.....Not good redik......Like hilarious redik. She was like OH, I DID NOT WANT TO SEE THAT and now I'm the guy who watches comedic porn. Sorry, I just needed to share. I was like "C'mon, how bad could it be....?" ... But now I think her reaction is warranted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Nothing like going thru a customers phone and seeing them naked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Last night I was hanging with some friends and bigdick[/member] drops this into the Discord while I'm reading it and right before a friend looked over my shoulder: Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Says-No Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 or just dont watch porn using your phone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 or just dont watch porn using your phone... Shut up, GSN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Last night I was hanging with some friends and bigdick[/member] drops this into the Discord while I'm reading it and right before a friend looked over my shoulder: Good times. That cant be healthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Last night I was hanging with some friends and bigdick[/member] drops this into the Discord while I'm reading it and right before a friend looked over my shoulder: Good times. that thing went in smooth as silk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 18, 2017 Author Share Posted January 18, 2017 or just dont watch porn using your phone... Remember when you ragequit because of Zeni? I don't take advice from children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaNaraku Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Will forever delete my history Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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