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I watched jeopardy and knew most of the answers.

Questions were easy af.  With answers like "what is downloadable content" and "what is the department of homeland security "

That's it..I'm going to go party with college kids this weekend and get gangbanged by frat boys.

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  On 3/19/2018 at 11:59 PM, fuggnificent said:

I watched jeopardy and knew most of the answers.

Questions were easy af.  With answers like "what is downloadable content" and "what is the department of homeland security "

That's it..I'm going to go party with college kids this weekend and get gangbanged by frat boys.

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are they white frat boys? :/

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I'm not sure how that has anything to with being old honestly. I almost feel like quoting my fav. japanese rapper on this one..

age is relative is the gist.. With folks around like Zeni that' might be misconstrued anyway.

There are kids in india that could probably match your jeopardy prowess in english..

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  On 3/20/2018 at 2:54 AM, MEXobiologist said:

cum now, cum now, no need for any of that...

instead, take a look at my pussycat!

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puuuurrrrrrrrrrdy 

 

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I don't normally drop a hard W, but I think going to a frat party trawling for dicks that are old enough to be your kids' to fill all your holes makes it warranted. Now, I don't think she's actually going to do that, I'm just continuing the narrative.

I also just think it would be funny if she got more upset at "old" than "whore." I remember her saying she slapped a guy for calling her "black" during sex, so I could see it happening.

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If I had a dollar for every time I felt old over the past 5 years of my life considering I just turned 30, or a dollar for every time watching a game show made me want to go to a gangbang....

 

See here's how I know Im old, because while the gangbang might be fun for a few hours, maybe...   ... I got bills to pay...

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