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I watched jeopardy and knew most of the answers.

Questions were easy af.  With answers like "what is downloadable content" and "what is the department of homeland security "

That's it..I'm going to go party with college kids this weekend and get gangbanged by frat boys.

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43 minutes ago, fuggnificent said:

I watched jeopardy and knew most of the answers.

Questions were easy af.  With answers like "what is downloadable content" and "what is the department of homeland security "

That's it..I'm going to go party with college kids this weekend and get gangbanged by frat boys.

are they white frat boys? :/

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58 minutes ago, MEXobiologist said:

cum now, cum now, no need for any of that...

instead, take a look at my pussycat!

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puuuurrrrrrrrrrdy 

 

I don't normally drop a hard W, but I think going to a frat party trawling for dicks that are old enough to be your kids' to fill all your holes makes it warranted. Now, I don't think she's actually going to do that, I'm just continuing the narrative.

I also just think it would be funny if she got more upset at "old" than "whore." I remember her saying she slapped a guy for calling her "black" during sex, so I could see it happening.

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If I had a dollar for every time I felt old over the past 5 years of my life considering I just turned 30, or a dollar for every time watching a game show made me want to go to a gangbang....

 

See here's how I know Im old, because while the gangbang might be fun for a few hours, maybe...   ... I got bills to pay...

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