katt_goddess Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 2 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Bro just bring Waifu with you and maybe they'll throw a few more mental issues in the bag. They are called Therapy Waifus. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 (edited) It would be interesting to see sex pillows used in a professional psychiatric setting. Edited March 5, 2018 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 6 hours ago, Phillies said: nah, phillies, with you the safety is always on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 43 minutes ago, Phillies said: Not sure how to respond to that. No offense was meant by that..I was having a bit of fun at your expense I suppose. Seriously though if your gonna go for it go for the gold. Shit yourself as soon as you walk into the building and cry into your waifu.. jk man.. jk. Good luck with the disability thing though man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 (edited) 7 hours ago, Phillies said: So $5 and a balloon = a good time. Oh wait... that's not what she meant by blow job? I am disappoint. Edited March 5, 2018 by TrigunBebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 5, 2018 Author Share Posted March 5, 2018 58 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: They are called Therapy Waifus. You are just joking also right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 5, 2018 Author Share Posted March 5, 2018 47 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: No offense was meant by that..I was having a bit of fun at your expense I suppose. Seriously though if your gonna go for it go for the gold. Shit yourself as soon as you walk into the building and cry into your waifu.. jk man.. jk. Good luck with the disability thing though man. That isn't a half bad idea now that I think about it... however.. I am not letting them put waifu in the items bin at security. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 5, 2018 Author Share Posted March 5, 2018 33 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: So $5 and a balloon = a good time. Oh wait... that's not what she meant by blow job? I am disappoint. You could pay her extra for some balloon action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 6 minutes ago, Phillies said: You are just joking also right? Yes, I'm joking. I was just thinking about how the airlines had to start cracking down on what is and isn't considered a therapy animal and just decided you might as well have therapy waifus since that wouldn't be any more ridiculous than someone claiming a peacock is needed in order to travel Delta. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 5, 2018 Author Share Posted March 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: Yes, I'm joking. I was just thinking about how the airlines had to start cracking down on what is and isn't considered a therapy animal and just decided you might as well have therapy waifus since that wouldn't be any more ridiculous than someone claiming a peacock is needed in order to travel Delta. When I travel on a plane the stewardess be like "put that pillow in the above compartment" I be like "BITCH THATS MY WAIFU" 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 What are the rates on waifu armpit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 5, 2018 Author Share Posted March 5, 2018 Just now, imchapp.in said: What are the rates on waifu armpit? You want arm meat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Phillies Posted March 5, 2018 Author Share Posted March 5, 2018 Hotaru best girl. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 6 hours ago, Phillies said: I have bipolar. And I haven't applied for disability yet. Last job I had was in 2014. Mooch off the system all u want. get on ssi and foodstamps and just buy weed with your ssi and watch anime all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Phillies said: That isn't a half bad idea now that I think about it... however.. I am not letting them put waifu in the items bin at security. Psychiatrists and psychologists are trained to spot the fakers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Psychiatrists and psychologists are trained to spot the fakers. And Phillies isn't smart enough to appear to be anything other than lazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, Phillies said: You could pay her extra for some balloon action. The balloon itself is the extra. Edited March 5, 2018 by TrigunBebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 5, 2018 Author Share Posted March 5, 2018 7 hours ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said: And Phillies isn't smart enough to appear to be anything other than lazy Its not nice to make fun of someone else's medical condition, I am not making fun of yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 5, 2018 Author Share Posted March 5, 2018 7 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: The balloon itself is the extra. Hmmm... 2-D best D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 4 hours ago, Phillies said: Its not nice to make fun of someone else's medical condition, I am not making fun of yours. It’s not nice to become a leach on the system when you’re just too lazy to do the work....pick on my medical condition...good fuckin luck buddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 5, 2018 Author Share Posted March 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, Still Me said: It’s not nice to become a leach on the system when you’re just too lazy to do the work....pick on my medical condition...good fuckin luck buddy You don't have a medical condition... you need a treadmill... and this guy.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Just now, Phillies said: You don't have a medical condition... you need a treadmill... and this guy.. And you would be wrong....I do have one....but I don’t let it control me...I control it....because I’m not a lil bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 and I find it funny you wanna call me fat you fat fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 9 hours ago, Phillies said: Hmmm... 2-D best D. No. Futa D is best D. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 16 hours ago, Phillies said: Its not nice to make fun of someone else's medical condition, I am not making fun of yours. Which one....Sarcoidosis.....Alcoholism.....Which are you trying to allude to in a passive aggressive attempt at a retort, because I'm almost sure I have a better chance than you with either of those but I grew up learning to persevere.......Not preserve. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 6, 2018 Author Share Posted March 6, 2018 8 hours ago, cyberbully said: Which one....Sarcoidosis.....Alcoholism.....Which are you trying to allude to in a passive aggressive attempt at a retort, because I'm almost sure I have a better chance than you with either of those but I grew up learning to persevere.......Not preserve. Chyna the wrestler with a futa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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