ELDEMONIO Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 After 25+ yrs, I have yet to return that Garfield book I got from the library. Everytime I walk in there, I assume the security guy will look at me and tackle me down and beat me and ask why I haven't returned the book yet. I know they have a record of it somewhere in their archives. And if they find out, I may owe them millions at this point. Sorry I lost the book.:( 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 the fines dont rack up indefinitely. they just charge you the cost of the book. i owe $90 for books i borrowed in 2005 before moving 100 miles away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 If you have a guilty conscience, you should go in and explain what happened, pay the fees. Library people tend to be fairly understanding, at least if they're actually well read. I don't think anyone would tackle you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 if it was 25 years ago i hiiiiiiiiiiighly doubt it'd be in any electronic system Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 i can't wait to see what your daily board confession for tomorrow is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 I still don't know how to blow a bubble with gum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSAID Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 (edited) One time my mother was served (she said a cop told her she had a warrant out over this, but I feel like he would have just arrested her then? Idk I was a kid) over less than fifty dollars in library fines. It's a very serious matter. Edited February 18, 2018 by NSAID Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 These corn chips we're dyed green, like super green, and I was told they would turn my poo really green. I believed the person and did it anyways, what else was I going to do? Keep my poo brown? Anyways, the toilet won't flush. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 11 hours ago, Adminderaptorpat said: i can't wait to see what your daily board confession for tomorrow is this too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 11 hours ago, Lasty said: If you have a guilty conscience, you should go in and explain what happened, pay the fees. Library people tend to be fairly understanding, at least if they're actually well read. I don't think anyone would tackle you. oh really? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 21 minutes ago, nameraka said: oh really? omg wtf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rilkean_heart Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 You'e gonna post a confession every day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 I'm hiding Fruity and Cocoa Pebbles from my dad because if he sees them, he'll finish the boxes in a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 I wish you could do these daily. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 I once got a letter threatening legal action if I didn't return a book Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ELDEMONIO Posted February 19, 2018 Author Share Posted February 19, 2018 Another confession. I once stole a box of crayons when I was like 6 and as me and mom mom where leaving, the manager came towards us near the exit. Except instead of stopping me, he stopped another kid with his mom. I don't know what happened after that but I would like to formally apologize for doing that. I was young and I wanted those crayons. I promise I never stole anything after that. Besides a slim jim at a walmart years later when I was like 25. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, ELDEMONIO said: Another confession. I once stole a box of crayons when I was like 6 and as me and mom mom where leaving, the manager came towards us near the exit. Except instead of stopping me, he stopped another kid with his mom. I don't know what happened after that but I would like to formally apologize for doing that. I was young and I wanted those crayons. I promise I never stole anything after that. Besides a slim jim at a walmart years later when I was like 25. You monster 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 Get that coloring on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 I'm sawdamizer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 I grew up in a small town in in a very Christian conservative state. I didn't know what being gay meant until I was 21 years old and my girlfriend at the time took me to a gay dance club. Then I figured it out, but before that I always thought it meant someone who didn't want to have sex or no one wanted to have sex with, like one of them a-sexuals basically. Like when kids would call each other gay slurs I thought they were saying they didn't want to fuck or wouldn't ever get to fuck, and that being constantly friend zoned made you gay. There was only one gay kid at my high school who I didn't know to well bc he was in a lower grade and some kids were like he's going to hell but I didn't believe that and didn't see the big deal, what do I care if he's not into girls? A lot of the girls seemed to like the idea of a gay friend they didn't have to worry about crushing on them and making it weird or whatever. For some reason I thought I had learned at some point that the Bible says it's a sin because you're supposed to be fruitful and multiply, and that people didn't want gays to marry for this reason. It all just seemed really stupid. Really don't understand why they don't teach that in schools, at least just like what it means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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