Mix Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 think about it, it's everything you could want from a cult, but with more money and no police intervention... genuinly don't know why I didn't think of this sooner.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 12, 2018 Author Share Posted February 12, 2018 Just now, mthor said: There's a lot to be said for being tax exempt. holy shit yeah, NO TAXES!!! thi sis the best idea i've ever had and it keeps getting better....what if it's online = zero overhead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroCreep Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 Better watch it, God will smite thee. Or is it three? God will smite three! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 12, 2018 Author Share Posted February 12, 2018 The Ecumenics Church In this time of ignorance laden fearmongering and unchristian like, circle the wagons style, xenophobia, there is an overwhelming demand for a more modern, progressive church. Time and again newer generations have felt a need for change in how they pursue their relationship with God and some of these times have resulted in the formation of a new church. The Ecumenics Church was formed in the same vain as these past churches whose creators were comprised of people from the newer generation who felt they, and Christianity as a whole, would be better served by a different focus and viewpoint. It began, unsurprisingly, as an online movement and solidified itself as a whole new Church with its message of acceptance and hope that resonated with the youth. With certain denominations holding on to older biases and refusing to change with the times and accept newer ways of viewing people’s differences, the more progressive youth rallied behind the newly formed Ecumenical Church with its acceptance of all as God’s creatures. The name, Ecumenics, comes from the term Ecumenical, because the original movement was formed by men and women who broke away from the Methodist Church, but believed very strongly in this particular principle. So much so, in fact, that upon further discussion, decided to make theological and historical study of other religions part of their churches plan to end ignorance based hate and foster a healthy respect for that which is different. The Ecumenics believe strongly that man is inherently good and though we may not all choose the same path to God, it is our duty to learn from and appreciate our differences. They believe in everyone’s personal relationship with God that is aided by guidance from the bible. They believe the bible’s teachings are not concrete and the lessons come from personal interpretation that could freely change over time. This allowance for mystery and a more personal experience with God allows the church to be flexible and ever ready for the challenging questions that time inevitably throws our way. A more flexible and ever evolving church is one that can best serve its congregants. Since the church was born online at a time when the internet has an ever expanding realm of influence, it will obviously have an established online presence. This will allow the church to reach people far and wide with its message and hold services for those who cannot make it to established local churches. The online presence will also mean that Ecumenical communities can sprout up and grow nearly anywhere, forming local churches to hold Ecumenical services and studies. A regular service at The Ecumenics Church would not involve the pomp and circumstance that one would see at more orthodox churches or the home spun wisdom style of preaching that are staples of evangelist revivals. They are smaller services that discuss a specific section of the bible or a current community issue which has the congregation’s attention. They would be led by a preacher or a community leader and would intentionally be kept small, no more than fifty people, to foster a more intimate discussion and involve more member’s viewpoints and ideas. These services would end with a prayer lead by the preacher or community leader. As with most things in the church, the services and how they are conducted will evolve and adapt to the needs of the congregation. The Church’s congregation, due to its all inclusive beliefs, would involve open minded people from all walks of life. The congregation would be made up of and accept all who are interested in worshiping and studying with the church. Our openness and honest acceptance of all will lead to a diverse group of people filling leadership roles, allowing a wide range of voices to be heard on issues the church should discuss or study. The congregation’s diverse make up will also help prevent the church from becoming tone deaf to the issues of the day. This, in turn, will help it provide understanding, advice, and peace of mind to its followers. The Church’s structure would avoid having one person at the top by employing a council of preachers to lead it. These council members would be chosen from the preachers that are running the day to day functions and services of local churches by the members of their community. These council members will serve in their positions for four year terms before mandatory replacement by the next preacher to be chosen. The council members will still perform their original duties at their respective local churches, but will meet every other month to perform council duties that cannot be performed through online correspondence. Anyone can become a preacher as long as they have demonstrated the necessary knowledge which they can gain through an apprenticeship program or by studying at schools established by the church for this very purpose. Aside from expanding understanding, love, and respect, the church will establish programs through its local chapters that will target homeless relief and aid. These programs will aim to provide food, employment options, shelter, and drug rehabilitation to the homeless and needy. These programs will be run by locals for locals in the church’s effort to bring communities closer together and put good Christian values and beliefs to work for tangible improvements to our lives. This will also provide avenues for congregants to set aside words and ideas in favor of life changing actions to express their morals and beliefs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 12, 2018 Author Share Posted February 12, 2018 I'm gonna be rich I tells ya!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 Is there free sex? Can I drink the cool aid at some point if I so choose? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 I'm join for 50% of the profits while doing no work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 I'd really like to get in on the ground floor of this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 Megachurches are a lot of work. Maybe start with a kilochurch and work your way up? Also, We recommend finding a doctrine that doesn't sap all the fun out of fanaticism. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 Define... prosperity... Sometimes I want to grab people by both the sides of their heads and shout at them: "WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFIER?!" but they won't understand. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 13, 2018 Author Share Posted February 13, 2018 Yeah....wow......I did not think I wrote that much... I'm not even gonna bother to read it...it looks very ranty.... drugs are bad, mkay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Poof Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 37 minutes ago, Mix said: Yeah....wow......I did not think I wrote that much... I'm not even gonna bother to read it...it looks very ranty.... drugs are bad, mkay You wrote that? It sounds a lot like Unitarian Universalism which is what I grew up with. It’s a creedless religion so you can hold whatever beliefs you want for your own spiritual journey. We even had atheists in the congregation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 I'm in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 i dont see how you couldnt do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 13, 2018 Author Share Posted February 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Poof said: You wrote that? It sounds a lot like Unitarian Universalism which is what I grew up with. It’s a creedless religion so you can hold whatever beliefs you want for your own spiritual journey. We even had atheists in the congregation. I don't care what it sounds like , I woke up in the backyard wearing a turban made out of a shirt and a diaper also made out of a shirt....no, I did not use the diaper Y'know this is probably not far from how other religions were made...I mean it's on record that L.Ron was stoned out of his mind...I could see writing about alien spirits being sent to prison colonies on some good cheeba Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 13, 2018 Author Share Posted February 13, 2018 36 minutes ago, StarPanda said: I'm in good good say, you're on the west coast, do you happen to know Tom Cruise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 13, 2018 Author Share Posted February 13, 2018 18 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: i dont see how you couldnt do it Will you follow me, my child? will you kill for me, my child? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, Mix said: good good say, you're on the west coast, do you happen to know Tom Cruise? i saw somewhere cruise quit scientology. strike while the irons hot! bet hes lonely without his megacult Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 13, 2018 Author Share Posted February 13, 2018 4 hours ago, Kweerie said: Megachurches are a lot of work. Maybe start with a kilochurch and work your way up? Also, We recommend finding a doctrine that doesn't sap all the fun out of fanaticism. hmm, would you like to be in charge of our fanaticism department? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 Just now, Mix said: Will you follow me, my child? will you kill for me, my child? ??yes, master mix ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 13, 2018 Author Share Posted February 13, 2018 2 hours ago, ghostrek said: why? all you answers and more will be answered with just 4 easy sets of payments of 8 easy payments of $12.99 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 13, 2018 Author Share Posted February 13, 2018 4 hours ago, Lasty said: Define... prosperity... Sometimes I want to grab people by both the sides of their heads and shout at them: "WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFIER?!" but they won't understand. lol hmm, I like your stuff, kid.....how would you like to be an albino assassin who lives only to serve the church? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 13, 2018 Author Share Posted February 13, 2018 6 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: i saw somewhere cruise quit scientology. strike while the irons hot! bet hes lonely without his megacult and one mega-cult is just as good as another...just plug and play really.... how would you like to be head of recruitment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 13, 2018 Author Share Posted February 13, 2018 7 hours ago, Cau said: I'd really like to get in on the ground floor of this. done....you're in....but remember, blood in blood out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 13, 2018 Author Share Posted February 13, 2018 7 hours ago, CAC said: I'm join for 50% of the profits while doing no work. virgin sacrifice it is.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Mix said: and one mega-cult is just as good as another...just plug and play really.... how would you like to be head of recruitment? im down selena gomez is going thru a rough patch. should be too hard to fanaticalize her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, Mix said: virgin sacrifice it is.... who's the virgin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 I want in on this. But only if tithing consists of payments of large balloons and I get to be the treasurer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Mix said: hmm, would you like to be in charge of our fanaticism department? Eh... It's been a while since Our culting days and that ended in a right bloody mess. To be fair though, it started out pretty bloody from the get-go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 But what will you build it from 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 15 hours ago, Mix said: hmm, I like your stuff, kid.....how would you like to be an albino assassin who lives only to serve the church? Not at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 Church of the Mega Seeds You'll have the smartest congregation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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