Azalar Hex Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 This year I'm gonna dress up as a sexy clown and sit alone in local restaurants staring at couples. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 what would a sexy clown look like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 48 minutes ago, Mix said: what would a sexy clown look like? https://twitter.com/sexyclownbods/status/784830173413724160 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 or SAD, for short Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 this is the first year in a VERY long time that i won't be doing that. who the fuck knew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 I think I asked for the week of ValenCrimes off for a staycation. The purchasing of a box of candy is scheduled for the day after when it goes on sale. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 3 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: this is the first year in a VERY long time that i won't be doing that. who the fuck knew Glad you're being optimistic now. I figured you'd think you would've broken up by Feb 14. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 13 hours ago, katt_goddess said: I think I asked for the week of ValenCrimes off for a staycation. The purchasing of a box of candy is scheduled for the day after when it goes on sale. Valentine's Day has long since been Discount Candies Eve for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 11 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Glad you're being optimistic now. I figured you'd think you would've broken up by Feb 14. February, nah. April, maybe. we'll see how being apart for months at a time affects the relationship Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 Even when I was in a relationship, the girls I dated didn't make a big deal about valentines day. Manufactured holiday, blah blah blah, love someone every day blah blah blah, etc etc I'll celebrate valentines day the way it was supposed to be celebrated, with mob justice Actually, it's a wednesday, so I'll be working til 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 who wasn't aware that cheese came in single slices? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 12 minutes ago, nameraka said: who wasn't aware that cheese came in single slices? that doesnt seem very cost effective Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSAID Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 I call off valentine's day at work every year. Not because of romantic entanglements, but because it's a really busy day and I call off too infrequently for them to argue about it. I've not signed up for some type of Web service that sends me alerts for things like singles awareness day, but Guy Who Gets Too Into Fake Holidays might be a good next move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 6 hours ago, GunStarHero said: Valentine's Day has long since been Discount Candies Eve for me. Damn straight. Discount chocolates are what's for dinner. And supper. And breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 4 hours ago, SlappyKincaid said: that doesnt seem very cost effective Doesn't matter. Getting them separated from their individual plastic wrap prisons can be considered exercise. And they are delicious. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 I think on the ASMB for a few years I celebrated "Boba Fett Awareness Day" instead, which I guess is kind of the same thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, Adminderaptorpat said: I think on the ASMB for a few years I celebrated "Boba Fett Awareness Day" instead, which I guess is kind of the same thing Which makes sense since all his spawn are test tube babies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 no that was Jango Fett Boba Fett WAS the test tube spawn you're fired 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 Just now, Adminderaptorpat said: no that was Jango Fett Boba Fett WAS the test tube spawn you're fired DAMNIT. ... Doctor Who is better anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 FIRED 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 47 minutes ago, Adminderaptorpat said: no that was Jango Fett Boba Fett WAS the test tube spawn you're fired fun fact, Boba Fett was the only clone to have an actual life that wasn't brainwashed slavery. And the jedi took that away from him when they decapitated his "dad" in front of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 actually i take my statement back, i may be celebrating single's awareness day this year after all. i'll find out in a week or so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 Show off that clusseh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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