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Um.....doesn’t stroganoff have pasta, thinly sliced meat, mushrooms, and a cream based sauce?.....cause I see people calling this “steak”....but it honestly looks like over cooked deer liver

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29 minutes ago, Still Me said:

Um.....doesn’t stroganoff have pasta, thinly sliced meat, mushrooms, and a cream based sauce?.....cause I see people calling this “steak”....but it honestly looks like over cooked deer liver

I thought it was liver too when I first saw it, but that's what shitty cuts of beef look like

 

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28 minutes ago, Still Me said:

Um.....doesn’t stroganoff have pasta, thinly sliced meat, mushrooms, and a cream based sauce?.....cause I see people calling this “steak”....but it honestly looks like over cooked deer liver

The trick is to seer the outside to keep the juices from evaporating.

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5 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

That's New York strip.

I saw you say that earlier, but I'm thinking it's a cut off sirloin that you were either sold as strip or you're lying about......Or you fucked it up the worst way possible

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13 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

I will say one thing. I havent heard of anyone using coffee as a seasoning for steaks before..

When it's good enough for Guy Fieri, it's good enough for me.  Java rub is his signature recipe.

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1 minute ago, Gogo Yubari said:

I saw you say that earlier, but I'm thinking it's a cut off sirloin that you were either sold as strip or you're lying about......Or you fucked it up the worst way possible

The rub changes the color when it melts onto the meat.

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4 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

When it's good enough for Guy Fieri, it's good enough for me.  Java rub is his signature recipe.

LMFAO.....He's a fat, American prick......He literally eats shit.  He's not a culinary master just because he's on TV

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13 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

The trick is to seer the outside to keep the juices from evaporating.

Mother fucker...I went to college to be a chef...I KNOW how to cook...and your shit looks rank....maybe you should take a cooking class

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1 minute ago, Gogo Yubari said:

LMFAO.....He's a fat, American prick......He literally eats shit.  He's not a culinary master just because he's on TV

How did he end up owning a chain of restaurants?

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3 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

How did he end up owning a chain of restaurants?

he's co-owner of like 4.....Meaning he's a face, not a cook.  I worked for a dude who owned a bunch of restaurants in Louisiana....He couldn't cook for shit.

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4 minutes ago, Gogo Yubari said:

he's co-owner of like 4.....Meaning he's a face, not a cook.  I worked for a dude who owned a bunch of restaurants in Louisiana....He couldn't cook for shit.

Okay, so when I say that certain casino owners don't know the management end of the business and rely on third party contract management...

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3 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

So it's just a steak then.

It's a steak with the perfect flavor and texture every time it's tried. The color is what the rub looks like after melting over it.

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1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said:

It's a steak with the perfect flavor and texture every time it's tried. The color is what the rub looks like after melting over it.

I dunno about that. It looks rather... sickly.

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8 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

Okay, so when I say that certain casino owners don't know the management end of the business and rely on third party contract management...

WTF does this have to do with that abomination in your OP.....I mean even that wasn't cook by Guy, so I'm not sure why that was a factor anyway.....You destroyed a steak and now you're trying to derail this into some retarded shit about your janitorial position......None of this makes sense....It's all the psychotic ramblings of a lonely old man who has replaced alcohol with being on the internet because he fears human interaction.

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I took a real good look, it does seem like a strip steak, that someone cut from the primal with a weed wacker.

Also, spices don't melt, they burn, which in this instance they clearly did.

Finally, I must re-iterate that Folgers is not an acceptable seasoning for steak, even USDA Utility grade steaks, which I strongly suspect that was....

 

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7 minutes ago, Ginguy said:

I took a real good look, it does seem like a strip steak, that someone cut from the primal with a weed wacker.

Also, spices don't melt, they burn, which in this instance they clearly did.

Finally, I must re-iterate that Folgers is not an acceptable seasoning for steak, even USDA Utility grade steaks, which I strongly suspect that was....

 

I didn't use Folgers.  Look up Weber java rub.  And, yes, it does go to liquid form with heat.

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4 hours ago, 1938 Packard said:

When it's good enough for Guy Fieri, it's good enough for me.  Java rub is his signature recipe.

There is no fucking way that even Guy Fieri could taste that and not gag.  It doesn't even look like meat, just like spice covered fat.

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12 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

There is no fucking way that even Guy Fieri could taste that and not gag.  It doesn't even look like meat, just like spice covered fat.

Leaving the fat on stops it from drying out.

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4 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

Leaving the fat on stops it from drying out.

No, it doesn't.  The fat has nothing to do with searing the meat properly, as in not coating it with that foul looking shit you call a rub.

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30 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

Leaving the fat on stops it from drying out.

No it doesn't. Leaving fat on a cut of meat like that just leads to flare ups, even in a toaster oven or broiler.

Fire is not a valid flavoring agent.

 

The grade of beef as well as the cut affect the "juicy" quality. Prime and Choice steaks both have above average levels of marbling and intra-muscular fat which promote a "juicy" quality. The method of cooking also greatly affects this, as does a post cooking covered rest.

Bottom line, you ruined a steak. Now go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

shame%20on%20you.jpg

 

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1 hour ago, Ginguy said:

No it doesn't. Leaving fat on a cut of meat like that just leads to flare ups, even in a toaster oven or broiler.

Fire is not a valid flavoring agent.

 

The grade of beef as well as the cut affect the "juicy" quality. Prime and Choice steaks both have above average levels of marbling and intra-muscular fat which promote a "juicy" quality. The method of cooking also greatly affects this, as does a post cooking covered rest.

Bottom line, you ruined a steak. Now go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

shame%20on%20you.jpg

 

Fix the picture, already...

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1 hour ago, Ginguy said:

No it doesn't. Leaving fat on a cut of meat like that just leads to flare ups, even in a toaster oven or broiler.

Fire is not a valid flavoring agent.

 

The grade of beef as well as the cut affect the "juicy" quality. Prime and Choice steaks both have above average levels of marbling and intra-muscular fat which promote a "juicy" quality. The method of cooking also greatly affects this, as does a post cooking covered rest.

Bottom line, you ruined a steak. Now go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

shame%20on%20you.jpg

 

Also, I've never had a flare up.

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3 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

Tell that to Scoob.

You are the one making that claim fuck face, not scoob. Unless you are confusing yourself scoob now. 

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That is probably the grossest NY steak I've ever seen.

WTF? 

From the poor coffee seasoning to not rendering the fat on the sides of the steak.

Lawd. 

Trash.

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