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Do you ever forget what you're doing in the shower?


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Posted
1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said:

Not that I know of.

I have accidentally showered more than once in a day because I had forgotten I already did it though.

Been there

Posted
2 minutes ago, Misaka said:

Did that but with the hot water forgot to turn it off and actually managed to burn my ass

dat hot water

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The other day I used my face wash, then the normal soap, then poured out the face wash again instead of shampoo.  I just stood there for 10 seconds wondering what the fuck my brain was doing.

Posted
1 minute ago, Drunkenwarrior said:

''Fuck! why am I naked and wet? was it pcp again? No, wait......just a shower"

Sounds just like me.

Posted
2 minutes ago, Top Gun said:

The other day I used my face wash, then the normal soap, then poured out the face wash again instead of shampoo.  I just stood there for 10 seconds wondering what the fuck my brain was doing.

I catch myself using my shampoo like bodywash all the time.

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Typically, when We're done showering, Our head and shoulders smell like apricot, and Our knees and toes smell like lavender. One day last week, We got out smelling like apricot all over.

Posted
3 minutes ago, Kweerie said:

Typically, when We're done showering, Our head and shoulders smell like apricot, and Our knees and toes smell like lavender. One day last week, We got out smelling like apricot all over.

Oh noooooooooooooooooo

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That happens to me a fair amount too.  I end up forgetting whether I've put conditioner in my hair or not so a lot of times,

I'll use conditioner twice instead of just once.  I just use a little the second time around if I'm not sure though.

Posted
59 minutes ago, Kweerie said:

To be fair, since We're not shaving Our legs anytime soon, may as well give them some extra luster and volume.

Become a yeti!

Posted
2 minutes ago, blueraven1999 said:

That happens to me a fair amount too.  I end up forgetting whether I've put conditioner in my hair or not so a lot of times,

I'll use conditioner twice instead of just once.  I just use a little the second time around if I'm not sure though.

GOTTA GO FULL BLAST ALL THE TIME

Posted
2 minutes ago, Mewn said:

Cau with the wandering mind.

I'm real spacey today I guess.

I just tried to take my chicken out of the oven without mitts.

Posted
2 minutes ago, Cau said:

I'm real spacey today I guess.

I just tried to take my chicken out of the oven without mitts.

Oh boy, good thing you caught yourself.

Posted
5 minutes ago, Mewn said:

Oh boy, good thing you caught yourself.

Yeah, wouldn't wanna drop my chicken on the floor!

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Just now, Ginguy said:

Yesterday morning I shaved twice. It was the oddest thing. 

Getting older is a betch.

I hate shaving so much

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Just now, AnimationFan14 said:

I once shampooed my hair after I forgot I was only in the shower the masturbate  

That wasn't shampoo!

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Cau said:

I hate shaving so much

Get an electric razor. 

I use an old fashioned safety razor, but that is because I am a stickler for being smooth.

Posted
1 minute ago, Ginguy said:

Get an electric razor. 

I use an old fashioned safety razor, but that is because I am a stickler for being smooth.

That's what I have cuz I'm lazy.

I SHOULD JUST LASER IT ALL OFF MY FAISE

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I wish.

Every droplet is a painful reminder that if I didn't have to keep up appearances to maintain an occupation I would probably just stay in my bed until the waking up thing stops.

Posted
3 minutes ago, Cau said:

That's what I have cuz I'm lazy.

I SHOULD JUST LASER IT ALL OFF MY FAISE

Well, electric aren't bad if they are cleaned and maintained.

Posted (edited)

I don't forget the routine, but I practice conversations and forget that the hot water isn't forever. 

Edited by Bouvre
Posted
5 minutes ago, empty said:

I tend to stand there contemplating existence until the hot water starts to run out.

I do this too but I usually take one look at the soap and end up fapping prior to doing so

Posted
45 minutes ago, pail said:

I wish.

Every droplet is a painful reminder that if I didn't have to keep up appearances to maintain an occupation I would probably just stay in my bed until the waking up thing stops.

dayum

Posted
8 minutes ago, empty said:

I tend to stand there contemplating existence until the hot water starts to run out.

whoa

Posted
4 minutes ago, Bouvre said:

I don't forget the routine, but I practice conversations and forget that the hot water isn't forever. 

practice conversatoins?

Posted
3 minutes ago, molarbear said:

I do this too but I usually take one look at the soap and end up fapping prior to doing so

:|

Posted
6 minutes ago, Cau said:

dayum

Eh okay I was being a little Mello Yellomatic.

No but it does suck taking showers right now because our house has AC but no heat so it's actually really painful for me to take showers in this kind of weather.

Going from freezing to hot to freezing again before shuffling off to work is a real pain in the ass.

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