Cau Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 It happens to me a lot. I just shampooed my hair like 5 times cuz I kept forgetting I already did it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Not that I know of. I have accidentally showered more than once in a day because I had forgotten I already did it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Did that but with the hot water forgot to turn it off and actually managed to burn my ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted January 5, 2018 Author Share Posted January 5, 2018 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: Not that I know of. I have accidentally showered more than once in a day because I had forgotten I already did it though. Been there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted January 5, 2018 Author Share Posted January 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Misaka said: Did that but with the hot water forgot to turn it off and actually managed to burn my ass dat hot water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Cau said: dat hot water Early morning showers are painful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 ''Fuck! why am I naked and wet? was it pcp again? No, wait......just a shower" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Top Gun Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 The other day I used my face wash, then the normal soap, then poured out the face wash again instead of shampoo. I just stood there for 10 seconds wondering what the fuck my brain was doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted January 5, 2018 Author Share Posted January 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Drunkenwarrior said: ''Fuck! why am I naked and wet? was it pcp again? No, wait......just a shower" Sounds just like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted January 5, 2018 Author Share Posted January 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Top Gun said: The other day I used my face wash, then the normal soap, then poured out the face wash again instead of shampoo. I just stood there for 10 seconds wondering what the fuck my brain was doing. I catch myself using my shampoo like bodywash all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 42 minutes ago, Cau said: It happens to me a lot. I just shampooed my hair like 5 times cuz I kept forgetting I already did it. Rarely but it has happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Like forget to shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted January 5, 2018 Author Share Posted January 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, Saiyanman said: Rarely but it has happened. Damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted January 5, 2018 Author Share Posted January 5, 2018 6 minutes ago, StarPanda said: Like forget to shower What now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 14 minutes ago, Cau said: What now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted January 5, 2018 Author Share Posted January 5, 2018 1 minute ago, StarPanda said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Typically, when We're done showering, Our head and shoulders smell like apricot, and Our knees and toes smell like lavender. One day last week, We got out smelling like apricot all over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted January 5, 2018 Author Share Posted January 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, Kweerie said: Typically, when We're done showering, Our head and shoulders smell like apricot, and Our knees and toes smell like lavender. One day last week, We got out smelling like apricot all over. Oh noooooooooooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 To be fair, since We're not shaving Our legs anytime soon, may as well give them some extra luster and volume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueraven1999 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 That happens to me a fair amount too. I end up forgetting whether I've put conditioner in my hair or not so a lot of times, I'll use conditioner twice instead of just once. I just use a little the second time around if I'm not sure though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted January 5, 2018 Author Share Posted January 5, 2018 59 minutes ago, Kweerie said: To be fair, since We're not shaving Our legs anytime soon, may as well give them some extra luster and volume. Become a yeti! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted January 5, 2018 Author Share Posted January 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, blueraven1999 said: That happens to me a fair amount too. I end up forgetting whether I've put conditioner in my hair or not so a lot of times, I'll use conditioner twice instead of just once. I just use a little the second time around if I'm not sure though. GOTTA GO FULL BLAST ALL THE TIME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Cau with the wandering mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted January 5, 2018 Author Share Posted January 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Mewn said: Cau with the wandering mind. I'm real spacey today I guess. I just tried to take my chicken out of the oven without mitts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cau said: I'm real spacey today I guess. I just tried to take my chicken out of the oven without mitts. Oh boy, good thing you caught yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Yesterday morning I shaved twice. It was the oddest thing. Getting older is a betch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted January 5, 2018 Author Share Posted January 5, 2018 5 minutes ago, Mewn said: Oh boy, good thing you caught yourself. Yeah, wouldn't wanna drop my chicken on the floor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted January 5, 2018 Author Share Posted January 5, 2018 Just now, Ginguy said: Yesterday morning I shaved twice. It was the oddest thing. Getting older is a betch. I hate shaving so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 I once shampooed my hair after I forgot I was only in the shower the masturbate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted January 5, 2018 Author Share Posted January 5, 2018 Just now, AnimationFan14 said: I once shampooed my hair after I forgot I was only in the shower the masturbate That wasn't shampoo! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cau said: Yeah, wouldn't wanna drop my chicken on the floor! Or burn yer hooves! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted January 5, 2018 Author Share Posted January 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Mewn said: Or burn yer hooves! That would be so sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 5 minutes ago, Cau said: I hate shaving so much Get an electric razor. I use an old fashioned safety razor, but that is because I am a stickler for being smooth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cau said: That wasn't shampoo! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted January 5, 2018 Author Share Posted January 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Ginguy said: Get an electric razor. I use an old fashioned safety razor, but that is because I am a stickler for being smooth. That's what I have cuz I'm lazy. I SHOULD JUST LASER IT ALL OFF MY FAISE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 I wish. Every droplet is a painful reminder that if I didn't have to keep up appearances to maintain an occupation I would probably just stay in my bed until the waking up thing stops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cau said: That's what I have cuz I'm lazy. I SHOULD JUST LASER IT ALL OFF MY FAISE Well, electric aren't bad if they are cleaned and maintained. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 I tend to stand there contemplating existence until the hot water starts to run out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 (edited) I don't forget the routine, but I practice conversations and forget that the hot water isn't forever. Edited January 5, 2018 by Bouvre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 5 minutes ago, empty said: I tend to stand there contemplating existence until the hot water starts to run out. I do this too but I usually take one look at the soap and end up fapping prior to doing so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted January 5, 2018 Author Share Posted January 5, 2018 45 minutes ago, pail said: I wish. Every droplet is a painful reminder that if I didn't have to keep up appearances to maintain an occupation I would probably just stay in my bed until the waking up thing stops. dayum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted January 5, 2018 Author Share Posted January 5, 2018 8 minutes ago, empty said: I tend to stand there contemplating existence until the hot water starts to run out. whoa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted January 5, 2018 Author Share Posted January 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, Bouvre said: I don't forget the routine, but I practice conversations and forget that the hot water isn't forever. practice conversatoins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted January 5, 2018 Author Share Posted January 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, molarbear said: I do this too but I usually take one look at the soap and end up fapping prior to doing so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 3 hours ago, Cau said: Been there When that happens, just look on the bright side. You're extra clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 11 minutes ago, molarbear said: I do this too but I usually take one look at the soap and end up fapping prior to doing so I just whack off in bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 6 minutes ago, Cau said: dayum Eh okay I was being a little Mello Yellomatic. No but it does suck taking showers right now because our house has AC but no heat so it's actually really painful for me to take showers in this kind of weather. Going from freezing to hot to freezing again before shuffling off to work is a real pain in the ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 9 minutes ago, Cau said: whoa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 I hate that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 12 minutes ago, Cau said: practice conversatoins? Yeah. It's an anxiety thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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