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Sliced my thumb open zesting citrus

Sliced the same fucking spot, the lemon juice doubling the pain.

Second degree burns on the back of my right hand fingers from water heated to hot hold curry. 

 

 

Hope y'all had an easier night than I did.

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5 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

I managed to get a mild carpet burn last night.

I mean wut?

>.>;

<.<;

I'm sorry for burning your carpet.

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I actually didn't get hurt on New Years Eve, which is a miracle because I sliced my hand twice trying to get the foil off of a fancy liquor bottle on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.

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33 minutes ago, Bouvre said:

Sliced my thumb open zesting citrus

Sliced the same fucking spot, the lemon juice doubling the pain.

Second degree burns on the back of my right hand fingers from water heated to hot hold curry. 

 

 

Hope y'all had an easier night than I did.

I slept...fell asleep 10 minutes before midnight

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2 hours ago, Cau said:

I think it's probably because I didn't actually achieve white girl wasted though.

I got injured completely sober becausr of who I am as a person.

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2 hours ago, TrigunBebop said:

My landlord's gonna be real pissed. :(

Tell your landlord I'm the new landlord and I'll fax them my badge and gun.

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8 hours ago, imchapp.in said:

I actually didn't get hurt on New Years Eve, which is a miracle because I sliced my hand twice trying to get the foil off of a fancy liquor bottle on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.

Even though our experiences are different, this tells me we're kindred spirits of a sort.

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7 hours ago, Still Me said:

I slept...fell asleep 10 minutes before midnight

I hope/imagine those moments sleeping were peaceful and wonderful,
so presuming that, blessed be your sleep.

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7 hours ago, Ginguy said:

Sorry to hear about the slice. Hopefully the knife was sharp and it will heal clean.

 

I can't remember the last time I had a clean heal, but thank you!

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6 hours ago, Vamped said:

Hurt my soul binge  watching all of the new season of Black Mirror and Voltron and now there's no more 

Voltron is life.

Voltron is love.

 

Unfortunately I'm not as enamored by Black Mirror.

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Injuries sustained during NYE:

 

My boss told me to scrub the bathroom walls with bleach at my job.

So I used a bunch of this bleach spray we use for the bathrooms and sanitizing the kitchen.

I got some of it IN MY EYE

RIP empty he died as he lived

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