Zenigundam Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 I've had plenty of sex, but I just want to know what your personal experiences have been with this important subject. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 What's a jelk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vodkajellyshot Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 11 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: What's a jelk? +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Zenigundam? said: I've had plenty of sex, but I just want to know what your personal experiences have been with this important subject. 1 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Zenigundam? said: I've had plenty of sex, but I just want to know what your personal experiences have been with this important subject. What? *googles* Aw man..... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 I dunno what the fuck that is nor will I google it just to discover it's probably a thing no woman wants at all   Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 (edited) Also this is relevant  Edited December 12, 2017 by 1pooh4u 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 what? really sure you do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 51 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: I dunno what the fuck that is nor will I google it just to discover it's probably a thing no woman wants at all   What is Jelqing - Jelqing and Male Enhancement - Cosmopolitan.com www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/a4189/jelqing/   Feb 7, 2013 - Jelqing (pronounced jel-king) is a natural penis enlargement attempt in which a guy squeezes and strokes his member in an effort to force blood flow to the tip, hypothetically stretching length and girth. Believed to have its roots in the ancient Middle East, jelqing is sometimes called "milking," which conjures .. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Zeni Jelqing is not going to make your cock any bigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 6 hours ago, Zenigundam? said: I've had plenty of sex, but I just want to know what your personal experiences have been with this important subject. The fact you know what Jelqing is, just confirms you're fucking gay. And no I don't think it makes any difference in your case because you're a loser. They don't want to have sex with you regardless. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Your own mouth doesn't count as sex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, Misaka said: Your own mouth doesn't count as sex This is hilarious because he is probably short enough to suck it. That is assuming he is flexible enough and his penis wasn't small like I know it probably is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, Sandstone said: This is hilarious because he is probably short enough to suck it. That is assuming he is flexible enough and his penis wasn't small like I know it probably is. Well midget latino are suppose to be very flexible so he should be able to do it otherwise how else is he able to steal shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, Misaka said: Well midget latino are suppose to be very flexible so he should be able to do it otherwise how else is he able to steal shit? HAHAHA, careful now. You'll get accused of racism. ;P 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 7 hours ago, Zenigundam? said: I've had plenty of sex, 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Sandstone said: HAHAHA, careful now. You'll get accused of racism. ;P I dated a Latino girl and she was racist as hell but the nympho side on her was a killer But man she was flexible 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Just now, Ginguy said: I'm gonna have to replace the batteries in my bullshit detector early this year at this rate... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Just now, Misaka said: I dated a Latino girl and she was racist as hell but the nympho side on her was a killer But man she was flexible I've never had the pleasure of a Latino partner yet. I want to though someday maybe. I have had a black boyfriend for a brief period. I'm gonna end up being like the gay Fuggs if I'm not careful. I'm not trying to collect them all I swear! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Sandstone said: I'm gonna have to replace the batteries in my bullshit detector early this year at this rate... I don't even turn it on in Zeni threads, I just go with the premise that Zeni=100% bullshit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Just now, Ginguy said: I don't even turn it on in Zeni threads, I just go with the premise that Zeni=100% bullshit That's probably a pretty good safety measure to employ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, Sandstone said: I've never had the pleasure of a Latino partner yet. I want to though someday maybe. I have had a black boyfriend for a brief period. I'm gonna end up being like the gay Fuggs if I'm not careful. I'm not trying to collect them all I swear! Let's just say Viagra and energy drinks was the only way to last 9 hours with her and frankly I lost a lot of weight dating her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 lmfao, sounds about like my sex drive. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, Sandstone said: lmfao, sounds about like my sex drive. Oh boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Just now, Misaka said: Oh boy I think it is a common trait among Bipolar people. It is less with my medications in effect, but still pretty high. You could call me a satyr which I think is the male slang equivalent of a nympho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 9 minutes ago, Sandstone said: I think it is a common trait among Bipolar people. It is less with my medications in effect, but still pretty high. You could call me a satyr which I think is the male slang equivalent of a nympho. So you make them happy or do you drain their stamina? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Just now, Misaka said: So you make them happy or do you drain their stamina? Both, depending on perspective it might cross over from pure ecstasy into demonic fear at some point though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Sandstone said: Both, depending on perspective it might cross over from pure ecstasy into demonic fear at some point though. That sounded like my sex life 6 months ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, Misaka said: That sounded like my sex life 6 months ago If it goes far enough, I spread my demonic wings, unhinge my jaw and devour them whilst in the throws. It's quite lovely depending on perspective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, Sandstone said: If it goes far enough, I spread my demonic wings, unhinge my jaw and devour them whilst in the throws. It's quite lovely depending on perspective. Well I did date recently an Asian girl a couple of weeks ago but man did she have some freaky fetishes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 4 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: What is Jelqing - Jelqing and Male Enhancement - Cosmopolitan.com www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/a4189/jelqing/   Feb 7, 2013 - Jelqing (pronounced jel-king) is a natural penis enlargement attempt in which a guy squeezes and strokes his member in an effort to force blood flow to the tip, hypothetically stretching length and girth. Believed to have its roots in the ancient Middle East, jelqing is sometimes called "milking," which conjures .. Thank you, sir! As suspected it was something I never needed to know 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: Thank you, sir! As suspected it was something I never needed to know I'm seriously both impressed and also very curious as to why he brought this up. Jelqing is an ancient practice of systematically squeezing the fully erect penis in a rhythmic motion in order to expand blood vessels and encourage the growth of the penis over time. It is a penis enlargement technique in other words. I have literally only ever heard this talked about by gay men btw. Which makes me highly suspicious of his knowledge of this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Sandstone said: I'm seriously both impressed and also very curious as to why he brought this up. Jelqing is an ancient practice of systematically squeezing the fully erect penis in a rhythmic motion in order to expand blood vessels and encourage the growth of the penis over time. It is a penis enlargement technique in other words. I have literally only ever heard this talked about by gay men btw. Which makes me highly suspicious of his knowledge of this. According to Cosmopolitan, it doesn't work. I can believe Zeni is gay, that or he just needed to find another excuse to jerk off and say he's not whackin' it  "Nah ma, I'm not masturbating, I'm jelqing! Get it right!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said: According to Cosmopolitan, it doesn't work. I can believe Zeni is gay, that or he just needed to find another excuse to jerk off and say he's not whackin' it  "Nah ma, I'm not masturbating, I'm jelqing! Get it right!" Well I mean that and I'm sure he has a penis that probably no greater than 3 or 4 inches at full erection. So he is probably a bit self conscious about that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 5 minutes ago, Sandstone said: Well I mean that and I'm sure he has a penis that probably no greater than 3 or 4 inches at full erection. So he is probably a bit self conscious about that. Zeni probably hasn't actually seen his penis in a very long time, sure he's felt it, but seen it? Nuh uh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 (edited) 1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said: Zeni probably hasn't actually seen his penis in a very long time, sure he's felt it, but seen it? Nuh uh I don't think he's probably morbidly obese. If anything he's probably got what we call in the south a Trailer Park belly. You see those mostly on trashy otherwise skinny dudes that are constantly drinking cheap beer. Edited December 12, 2017 by Sandstone 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 12, 2017 Author Share Posted December 12, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Sandstone said: If it goes far enough, I spread my demonic wings, unhinge my jaw and devour them whilst in the throws. It's quite lovely depending on perspective.  Wow now THAT is rapey!!!  I know you want to be alpha, Salty, but it's just not in your DNA. When you try to be alpha, we get this. Edited December 12, 2017 by Zenigundam💩 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 11 minutes ago, Zenigundam? said:  Wow now THAT is rapey!!!  I know you want to be alpha, Salty, but it's just not in your DNA. When you try to be alpha, we get this. Shuddhap, inch worm 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 41 minutes ago, Zenigundam? said:  Wow now THAT is rapey!!!  I know you want to be alpha, Salty, but it's just not in your DNA. When you try to be alpha, we get this. shut up virgin alpha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 10 hours ago, Zenigundam? said: I've had plenty of sex, but I just want to know what your personal experiences have been with this important subject. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 10 hours ago, Zenigundam? said: I've had plenty of sex, but I just want to know what your personal experiences have been with this important subject. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 13 hours ago, Zenigundam? said: I've had plenty of sex, Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 14 hours ago, Zenigundam? said: I've had plenty of sex  2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Man just look at this thread. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, The Hound said: Man just look at this thread. Â You're back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Misaka said: You're back? no, someone just told me to look at this thread on fb   Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Zeni when you die, not even your parents will cry for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 1 minute ago, The Hound said: no, someone just told me to look at this thread on fb   Ah Thought you got ghostbanned or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Misaka said: Ah Thought you got ghostbanned or something no i was busy with RL drama  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 8 hours ago, Sandstone said: I've never had the pleasure of a Latino partner yet. I want to though someday maybe. I have had a black boyfriend for a brief period. I'm gonna end up being like the gay Fuggs if I'm not careful. I'm not trying to collect them all I swear! and what may i ask is wrong with being a "gay fuggs"??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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