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Do girls like it when you jelq before sex?


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51 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

I dunno what the fuck that is nor will I google it just to discover it's probably a thing no woman wants at all   :ph34r:

What is Jelqing - Jelqing and Male Enhancement - Cosmopolitan.com

www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/a4189/jelqing/
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Feb 7, 2013 - Jelqing (pronounced jel-king) is a natural penis enlargement attempt in which a guy squeezes and strokes his member in an effort to force blood flow to the tip, hypothetically stretching length and girth. Believed to have its roots in the ancient Middle East, jelqing is sometimes called "milking," which conjures ..
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6 hours ago, Zenigundam? said:

I've had plenty of sex, but I just want to know what your personal experiences have been with this important subject.

The fact you know what Jelqing is, just confirms you're fucking gay.

And no I don't think it makes any difference in your case because you're a loser. They don't want to have sex with you regardless.

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4 minutes ago, Sandstone said:

This is hilarious because he is probably short enough to suck it. That is assuming he is flexible enough and his penis wasn't small like I know it probably is.

Well midget latino are suppose to be very flexible so he should be able to do it otherwise how else is he able to steal shit?

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Just now, Misaka said:

I dated a Latino girl and she was racist as hell but the nympho side on her was a killer

But man she was flexible

I've never had the pleasure of a Latino partner yet. I want to though someday maybe. I have had a black boyfriend for a brief period. I'm gonna end up being like the gay Fuggs if I'm not careful. I'm not trying to collect them all I swear!

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4 minutes ago, Sandstone said:

I've never had the pleasure of a Latino partner yet. I want to though someday maybe. I have had a black boyfriend for a brief period. I'm gonna end up being like the gay Fuggs if I'm not careful. I'm not trying to collect them all I swear!

Let's just say Viagra and energy drinks was the only way to last 9 hours with her and frankly I lost a lot of weight dating her.

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9 minutes ago, Sandstone said:

I think it is a common trait among Bipolar people. It is less with my medications in effect, but still pretty high. You could call me a satyr which I think is the male slang equivalent of a nympho.

So you make them happy or do you drain their stamina?

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3 minutes ago, Sandstone said:

If it goes far enough, I spread my demonic wings, unhinge my jaw and devour them whilst in the throws. It's quite lovely depending on perspective.

Well I did date recently an Asian girl a couple of weeks ago but man did she have some freaky fetishes

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4 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said:

What is Jelqing - Jelqing and Male Enhancement - Cosmopolitan.com

www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/a4189/jelqing/
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Feb 7, 2013 - Jelqing (pronounced jel-king) is a natural penis enlargement attempt in which a guy squeezes and strokes his member in an effort to force blood flow to the tip, hypothetically stretching length and girth. Believed to have its roots in the ancient Middle East, jelqing is sometimes called "milking," which conjures ..

Thank you, sir!  As suspected it was something I never needed to knowxD

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3 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Thank you, sir!  As suspected it was something I never needed to knowxD

I'm seriously both impressed and also very curious as to why he brought this up. Jelqing is an ancient practice of systematically squeezing the fully erect penis in a rhythmic motion in order to expand blood vessels and encourage the growth of the penis over time. It is a penis enlargement technique in other words. I have literally only ever heard this talked about by gay men btw. Which makes me highly suspicious of his knowledge of this.

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1 minute ago, Sandstone said:

I'm seriously both impressed and also very curious as to why he brought this up. Jelqing is an ancient practice of systematically squeezing the fully erect penis in a rhythmic motion in order to expand blood vessels and encourage the growth of the penis over time. It is a penis enlargement technique in other words. I have literally only ever heard this talked about by gay men btw. Which makes me highly suspicious of his knowledge of this.

According to Cosmopolitan, it doesn't work.  I can believe Zeni is gay, that or he just needed to find another excuse to jerk off and say he's not whackin' itxD

 

"Nah ma, I'm not masturbating, I'm jelqing!  Get it right!"xD

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1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said:

According to Cosmopolitan, it doesn't work.  I can believe Zeni is gay, that or he just needed to find another excuse to jerk off and say he's not whackin' itxD

 

"Nah ma, I'm not masturbating, I'm jelqing!  Get it right!"xD

Well I mean that and I'm sure he has a penis that probably no greater than 3 or 4 inches at full erection. So he is probably a bit self conscious about that.

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5 minutes ago, Sandstone said:

Well I mean that and I'm sure he has a penis that probably no greater than 3 or 4 inches at full erection. So he is probably a bit self conscious about that.

Zeni probably hasn't actually seen his penis in a very long time, sure he's felt it, but seen it?  Nuh uhxD

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1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said:

Zeni probably hasn't actually seen his penis in a very long time, sure he's felt it, but seen it?  Nuh uhxD

I don't think he's probably morbidly obese. If anything he's probably got what we call in the south a Trailer Park belly. You see those mostly on trashy otherwise skinny dudes that are constantly drinking cheap beer.

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1 hour ago, Sandstone said:

If it goes far enough, I spread my demonic wings, unhinge my jaw and devour them whilst in the throws. It's quite lovely depending on perspective.

 

Wow now THAT is rapey!!!

 

I know you want to be alpha, Salty, but it's just not in your DNA. When you try to be alpha, we get this. -_-

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8 hours ago, Sandstone said:

I've never had the pleasure of a Latino partner yet. I want to though someday maybe. I have had a black boyfriend for a brief period. I'm gonna end up being like the gay Fuggs if I'm not careful. I'm not trying to collect them all I swear!

and what may i ask is wrong with being a "gay fuggs"???

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