death_by_motorboat Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 18 hours ago, Phillies said: Because 1 whole pizza just doesn't do it anymore. you make jaba the hut look like a skinny college girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 5, 2017 Author Share Posted December 5, 2017 5 hours ago, bnmjy said: -2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 i always pictured you and @quebecelegy as a wirey anorexic dude like Christian Bale from The Machinist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 18 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: You know, I've known this for a very long time, but something hit me just now... If energy is never created.... WHERE THE HELL DOES IT COME FROM??? Nuclear reactions. But then you really just establish a relationship between mass and energy, and don't actually get at the matter of origin. Or origin of matter, as it were. It's not a question We expect to ever be answered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 .........................I see you're trying to match Fuggs now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 6, 2017 Author Share Posted December 6, 2017 (edited) 3 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: .........................I see you're trying to match Fuggs now. I didn't say 1.5 buckets of fried chicken. edit: your smiley indiff is better then mine... wtf?? Edited December 6, 2017 by Phillies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 How did you cook them? Everytime I've tried Digiorno the crust gets damn near burned while the middle stays mushy and nowhere near hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elle_Eccentric Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 On 12/4/2017 at 1:33 PM, Phillies said: Because 1 whole pizza just doesn't do it anymore. I puss out after 2 slices. That’s what an ulcer can do for you. That and IBS-C. So here’s what you do. Fuck up your shoulder bad enough and get an insane doctor to make you take prescription ibuprofen for 2 years. It will totally destroy your stomach and cause acid reflux disease. Warning though, if you sing it can make you experience something like laringitis. But you’ll lose weight so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 6, 2017 Author Share Posted December 6, 2017 7 hours ago, molarbear said: How did you cook them? Everytime I've tried Digiorno the crust gets damn near burned while the middle stays mushy and nowhere near hot My momfu has a really nice convection oven so I put it on the center rack it works great. sometimes the edges brown more then the center but its still ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 6, 2017 Author Share Posted December 6, 2017 6 hours ago, Elle_Eccentric said: I puss out after 2 slices. That’s what an ulcer can do for you. That and IBS-C. So here’s what you do. Fuck up your shoulder bad enough and get an insane doctor to make you take prescription ibuprofen for 2 years. It will totally destroy your stomach and cause acid reflux disease. Warning though, if you sing it can make you experience something like laringitis. But you’ll lose weight so... I will trade you bipolar for your tummy problems. deal?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 (edited) 9 hours ago, Elle_Eccentric said: I puss out after 2 slices. That’s what an ulcer can do for you. That and IBS-C. So here’s what you do. Fuck up your shoulder bad enough and get an insane doctor to make you take prescription ibuprofen for 2 years. It will totally destroy your stomach and cause acid reflux disease. Warning though, if you sing it can make you experience something like laringitis. But you’ll lose weight so... Douchebag doctors are the worst. A doctor I was seeing when my stomach problems flared up prescribed me an 800mg dose script of ibuprofen for a separate issue, and after the first day of taking it, I wanted to murder the fucker. Also, I am so thankful that I won't be broke enough to resort to eating a Digornos pizza for a long ass time. Edited December 6, 2017 by SorceressPol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 6, 2017 Author Share Posted December 6, 2017 Just now, SorceressPol said: Douchebag doctors are the worst. A doctor I was seeing when my stomach problems flared up prescribed me an 800 dose script of ibuprofen for a separate issue, and after the first day of taking it, I wanted to murder the fucker. Also, I am so thankful that I won't be broke enough to resort to eating a Digornos pizza for a long ass time. What do you mean broke???????????????? what????????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 16 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: i always pictured you and @quebecelegy as a wirey anorexic dude like Christian Bale from The Machinist im reasonably fit. we ottermode out here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 14 hours ago, Phillies said: I didn't say 1.5 buckets of fried chicken. edit: your smiley indiff is better then mine... wtf?? ..........You didn't need to. Just being a general fatass that doesn't COOK those 1.5 pizzas is enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 6, 2017 Author Share Posted December 6, 2017 Just now, lupin_bebop said: ..........You didn't need to. Just being a general fatass that doesn't COOK those 1.5 pizzas is enough. what.... what do you mean by that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 5 minutes ago, Phillies said: what.... what do you mean by that? Learn to cook, then you won't be a complete fatass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 6, 2017 Author Share Posted December 6, 2017 3 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: Learn to cook, then you won't be a complete fatass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 you know what's funny, on a computer all I see on the far right is "I just ate 1 and a half di" I filled in the rest myself but got disappointed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 3 minutes ago, Phillies said: FUKKEN SAVED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 6, 2017 Author Share Posted December 6, 2017 Just now, 1pooh4u said: you know what's funny, on a computer all I see on the far right is "I just ate 1 and a half di" I filled in the rest myself but got disappointed Eating dicks is not my thing. I eat more pussy then Ron Jeremy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 6, 2017 Author Share Posted December 6, 2017 Just now, lupin_bebop said: FUKKEN SAVED No I found it first thats my smiley indiff I have rights to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 1 minute ago, Phillies said: Eating dicks is not my thing. I eat more pussy then Ron Jeremy Eww Ron Jeremy is gross though, he looks so....greasy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 6, 2017 Author Share Posted December 6, 2017 Just now, 1pooh4u said: Eww Ron Jeremy is gross though, he looks so....greasy I wonder what happens next? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 On 12/4/2017 at 2:33 PM, Phillies said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 6, 2017 Author Share Posted December 6, 2017 Just now, mochi said: what is he holding?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 1 minute ago, Phillies said: I wonder what happens next? Ugh, he's disgusting, I wouldn't fuck that with someone elses vagina 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 1 minute ago, Phillies said: what is he holding?? a rag on a stick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 6, 2017 Author Share Posted December 6, 2017 Just now, 1pooh4u said: Ugh, he's disgusting, I wouldn't fuck that with someone elses vagina um.... yeah i have to agree with you here 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 6, 2017 Author Share Posted December 6, 2017 (edited) Just now, mochi said: a rag on a stick mochi would you fuck Ron Jeremy back in his hay day?? Edited December 6, 2017 by Phillies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 3 minutes ago, Phillies said: mochi would you fuck Ron Jeremy back in his hay day?? nobody in their right mind would fuck Ron Jeremy in any day if they had the choice 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 6, 2017 Author Share Posted December 6, 2017 Just now, mochi said: nobody in their right mind would fuck Ron Jeremy in any day if they had the choice I'll take that as a no then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 30 minutes ago, Phillies said: um.... yeah i have to agree with you here I don't even care that his dick is ginormous, he's just really, blech Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 26 minutes ago, mochi said: nobody in their right mind would fuck Ron Jeremy in any day if they had the choice His only claim to fame was his huge dick, too bad it was attached to him though 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 6, 2017 Author Share Posted December 6, 2017 19 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: His only claim to fame was his huge dick, too bad it was attached to him though How big was it?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 1 minute ago, Phillies said: How big was it?? Not even that big, 9 inches, John Holmes was bigger, Jeremy might've been known for girth cuz 9 isn't all that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 6, 2017 Author Share Posted December 6, 2017 Just now, 1pooh4u said: Not even that big, 9 inches, John Holmes was bigger, Jeremy might've been known for girth cuz 9 isn't all that Girth is more important though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Phillies said: Girth is more important though. I dunno both is cool. I've seen some skinny dick in my lifetime and yeah, they look pretty silly. So everything in balance I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 On Monday, December 04, 2017 at 2:33 PM, Phillies said: Because 1 whole pizza just doesn't do it anymore. That reminds me... I haven't tried a five dollar 7-11 pizza yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 7, 2017 Author Share Posted December 7, 2017 3 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: I dunno both is cool. I've seen some skinny dick in my lifetime and yeah, they look pretty silly. So everything in balance I guess. Waifu never complains so I guess I must have a big one down there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 7, 2017 Author Share Posted December 7, 2017 packard- sounds cheap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 15 minutes ago, Phillies said: packard- sounds cheap The last whole pizza I ate was Baltimore Grill. And yeah... 7-11 is way cheap compared to that. Ya know what's cheaper than that? The two fatty pork chops I ate today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 7, 2017 Author Share Posted December 7, 2017 Just now, 1938 Packard said: The last whole pizza I ate was Baltimore Grill. And yeah... 7-11 is way cheap compared to that. Ya know what's cheaper than that? The two fatty pork chops I ate today. as long as you didn't get those pork chops from 7-11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Just now, 1938 Packard said: The last whole pizza I ate was Baltimore Grill. And yeah... 7-11 is way cheap compared to that. Ya know what's cheaper than that? The two fatty pork chops I ate today. fatcat. you know what's cheaper than that? one ramen noodle. spare a ramen noodle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 7, 2017 Author Share Posted December 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: fatcat. you know what's cheaper than that? one ramen noodle. spare a ramen noodle? No loitering in my thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 give me ramen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 7, 2017 Author Share Posted December 7, 2017 Just now, Naraku4656 said: give me ramen **calls a mod** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 I AM THE LAW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 7, 2017 Author Share Posted December 7, 2017 16 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: I AM THE LAW You can't fight the law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 yes i can and i will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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