I just ate 1 and a half digorno pizzas

[death_by_motorboat]

18 hours ago, Phillies said:

Because 1 whole pizza just doesn't do it anymore.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you make jaba the hut look like a skinny college girl

[Phillies]

5 hours ago, bnmjy said:

-2

[Naraku4656]

i always pictured you and @quebecelegy as a wirey anorexic dude like Christian Bale from The Machinist

[Hornshire]

18 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

You know, I've known this for a very long time, but something hit me just now... If energy is never created.... WHERE THE HELL DOES IT COME FROM??? 

Nuclear reactions.

But then you really just establish a relationship between mass and energy, and don't actually get at the matter of origin. Or origin of matter, as it were. It's not a question We expect to ever be answered.

[Distortedreasoning]

 

[lupin_bebop]

.........................I see you're trying to match Fuggs now. 

[Phillies]

3 hours ago, lupin_bebop said:

.........................I see you're trying to match Fuggs now. 

I didn't say 1.5 buckets of fried chicken.

 

edit: your smiley indiff is better then mine... wtf??

Edited December 6, 2017 by Phillies

[molarbear]

How did you cook them?

Everytime I've tried Digiorno the crust gets damn near burned while the middle stays mushy and nowhere near hot

[Elle_Eccentric]

On 12/4/2017 at 1:33 PM, Phillies said:

Because 1 whole pizza just doesn't do it anymore.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I puss out after 2 slices.  That’s what an ulcer can do for you.  That and IBS-C.  So here’s what you do.  Fuck up your shoulder bad enough and get an insane doctor to make you take prescription ibuprofen for 2 years.  It will totally destroy your stomach and cause acid reflux disease.  Warning though, if you sing it can make you experience something like laringitis.  

But you’ll lose weight so... 

[Phillies]

7 hours ago, molarbear said:

How did you cook them?

Everytime I've tried Digiorno the crust gets damn near burned while the middle stays mushy and nowhere near hot

My momfu has a really nice convection oven so I put it on the center rack it works great. sometimes the edges brown more then the center but its still ok.

[Phillies]

6 hours ago, Elle_Eccentric said:

I puss out after 2 slices.  That’s what an ulcer can do for you.  That and IBS-C.  So here’s what you do.  Fuck up your shoulder bad enough and get an insane doctor to make you take prescription ibuprofen for 2 years.  It will totally destroy your stomach and cause acid reflux disease.  Warning though, if you sing it can make you experience something like laringitis.  

But you’ll lose weight so... 

I will trade you bipolar for your tummy problems. deal??

[DragonSinger]

9 hours ago, Elle_Eccentric said:

I puss out after 2 slices.  That’s what an ulcer can do for you.  That and IBS-C.  So here’s what you do.  Fuck up your shoulder bad enough and get an insane doctor to make you take prescription ibuprofen for 2 years.  It will totally destroy your stomach and cause acid reflux disease.  Warning though, if you sing it can make you experience something like laringitis.  

But you’ll lose weight so... 

Douchebag doctors are the worst. A doctor I was seeing when my stomach problems flared up prescribed me an 800mg dose script of ibuprofen for a separate issue, and after the first day of taking it, I wanted to murder the fucker.

Also, I am so thankful that I won't be broke enough to resort to eating a Digornos pizza for a long ass time.

Edited December 6, 2017 by SorceressPol

[Phillies]

Just now, SorceressPol said:

Douchebag doctors are the worst. A doctor I was seeing when my stomach problems flared up prescribed me an 800 dose script of ibuprofen for a separate issue, and after the first day of taking it, I wanted to murder the fucker.

Also, I am so thankful that I won't be broke enough to resort to eating a Digornos pizza for a long ass time.

What do you mean broke???????????????? what?????????????????

[quebecelegy]

16 hours ago, Naraku4656 said:

i always pictured you and @quebecelegy as a wirey anorexic dude like Christian Bale from The Machinist

im reasonably fit.

we ottermode out here.

[lupin_bebop]

14 hours ago, Phillies said:

I didn't say 1.5 buckets of fried chicken.

 

edit: your smiley indiff is better then mine... wtf??

..........You didn't need to. Just being a general fatass that doesn't COOK those 1.5 pizzas is enough.

[Phillies]

Just now, lupin_bebop said:

..........You didn't need to. Just being a general fatass that doesn't COOK those 1.5 pizzas is enough.

what.... what do you mean by that?

[lupin_bebop]

5 minutes ago, Phillies said:

what.... what do you mean by that?

Learn to cook, then you won't be a complete fatass.

[Phillies]

3 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

Learn to cook, then you won't be a complete fatass.

[1pooh4u]

you know what's funny, on a computer all I see on the far right is

"I just ate 1 and a half di"

I filled in the rest myself but got disappointed

[lupin_bebop]

3 minutes ago, Phillies said:

FUKKEN SAVED

[Phillies]

Just now, 1pooh4u said:

you know what's funny, on a computer all I see on the far right is

"I just ate 1 and a half di"

I filled in the rest myself but got disappointed

Eating dicks is not my thing. 

I eat more pussy then Ron Jeremy

[Phillies]

Just now, lupin_bebop said:

FUKKEN SAVED

No I found it first thats my smiley indiff I have rights to it

[1pooh4u]

1 minute ago, Phillies said:

Eating dicks is not my thing. 

I eat more pussy then Ron Jeremy

Eww Ron Jeremy is gross though, he looks so....greasy

[Phillies]

Just now, 1pooh4u said:

Eww Ron Jeremy is gross though, he looks so....greasy

 

I wonder what happens next?

[mochi]

On 12/4/2017 at 2:33 PM, Phillies said:

 

 

 

[Phillies]

Just now, mochi said:

 

what is he holding??

[1pooh4u]

1 minute ago, Phillies said:

 

I wonder what happens next?

Ugh, he's disgusting, I wouldn't fuck that with someone elses vagina

[mochi]

1 minute ago, Phillies said:

what is he holding??

a rag on a stick

[Phillies]

Just now, 1pooh4u said:

Ugh, he's disgusting, I wouldn't fuck that with someone elses vagina

um.... yeah i have to agree with you here  

[Phillies]

Just now, mochi said:

a rag on a stick

mochi would you fuck Ron Jeremy back in his hay day??

Edited December 6, 2017 by Phillies

[mochi]

3 minutes ago, Phillies said:

mochi would you fuck Ron Jeremy back in his hay day??

nobody in their right mind would fuck Ron Jeremy in any day if they had the choice

[Phillies]

Just now, mochi said:

nobody in their right mind would fuck Ron Jeremy in any day if they had the choice

I'll take that as a no then. 

[1pooh4u]

30 minutes ago, Phillies said:

um.... yeah i have to agree with you here  

I don't even care that his dick is ginormous, he's just really, blech

[1pooh4u]

26 minutes ago, mochi said:

nobody in their right mind would fuck Ron Jeremy in any day if they had the choice

His only claim to fame was his huge dick, too bad it was attached to him though

[Phillies]

19 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

His only claim to fame was his huge dick, too bad it was attached to him though

How big was it?? 

[1pooh4u]

1 minute ago, Phillies said:

How big was it?? 

Not even that big, 9 inches, John Holmes was bigger, Jeremy might've been known for girth cuz 9 isn't all that

[Phillies]

Just now, 1pooh4u said:

Not even that big, 9 inches, John Holmes was bigger, Jeremy might've been known for girth cuz 9 isn't all that

Girth is more important though.

 

[1pooh4u]

1 hour ago, Phillies said:

Girth is more important though.

 

I dunno both is cool.  I've seen some skinny dick in my lifetime and yeah, they look pretty silly. So everything in balance I guess. 

[1938 Packard]

On Monday, December 04, 2017 at 2:33 PM, Phillies said:

Because 1 whole pizza just doesn't do it anymore.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That reminds me... I haven't tried a five dollar 7-11 pizza yet.

[Phillies]

3 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

I dunno both is cool.  I've seen some skinny dick in my lifetime and yeah, they look pretty silly. So everything in balance I guess. 

Waifu never complains so I guess I must have a big one down there. 

[Phillies]

packard- sounds cheap

[1938 Packard]

15 minutes ago, Phillies said:

packard- sounds cheap

The last whole pizza I ate was Baltimore Grill.  And yeah... 7-11 is way cheap compared to that.  Ya know what's cheaper than that?   The two fatty pork chops I ate today.

[Phillies]

Just now, 1938 Packard said:

The last whole pizza I ate was Baltimore Grill.  And yeah... 7-11 is way cheap compared to that.  Ya know what's cheaper than that?   The two fatty pork chops I ate today.

as long as you didn't get those pork chops from 7-11

[Naraku4656]

Just now, 1938 Packard said:

The last whole pizza I ate was Baltimore Grill.  And yeah... 7-11 is way cheap compared to that.  Ya know what's cheaper than that?   The two fatty pork chops I ate today.

fatcat. you know what's cheaper than that? one ramen noodle. spare a ramen noodle?

[Phillies]

1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said:

fatcat. you know what's cheaper than that? one ramen noodle. spare a ramen noodle?

No loitering in my thread.

 

[Naraku4656]

give me ramen

[Phillies]

Just now, Naraku4656 said:

give me ramen

**calls a mod**  

[Naraku4656]

I AM THE LAW

[Phillies]

16 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

I AM THE LAW

You can't fight the law. 

[Naraku4656]

yes i can and i will