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Posted
18 hours ago, Phillies said:

Because 1 whole pizza just doesn't do it anymore.

 

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you make jaba the hut look like a skinny college girl

Posted
18 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

You know, I've known this for a very long time, but something hit me just now... If energy is never created.... WHERE THE HELL DOES IT COME FROM??? O.o

Nuclear reactions.

But then you really just establish a relationship between mass and energy, and don't actually get at the matter of origin. Or origin of matter, as it were. It's not a question We expect to ever be answered.

Posted (edited)
3 hours ago, lupin_bebop said:

.........................I see you're trying to match Fuggs now. Mjs9xm4.gif.4f415860a132f2e740cc395d93ef414a.gif

I didn't say 1.5 buckets of fried chicken. :|

 

edit: your smiley indiff is better then mine... wtf??

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On 12/4/2017 at 1:33 PM, Phillies said:

Because 1 whole pizza just doesn't do it anymore.

 

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I puss out after 2 slices.  That’s what an ulcer can do for you.  That and IBS-C.  So here’s what you do.  Fuck up your shoulder bad enough and get an insane doctor to make you take prescription ibuprofen for 2 years.  It will totally destroy your stomach and cause acid reflux disease.  Warning though, if you sing it can make you experience something like laringitis.  

But you’ll lose weight so... 

Posted
7 hours ago, molarbear said:

How did you cook them?

Everytime I've tried Digiorno the crust gets damn near burned while the middle stays mushy and nowhere near hot

My momfu has a really nice convection oven so I put it on the center rack it works great. sometimes the edges brown more then the center but its still ok.

Posted
6 hours ago, Elle_Eccentric said:

I puss out after 2 slices.  That’s what an ulcer can do for you.  That and IBS-C.  So here’s what you do.  Fuck up your shoulder bad enough and get an insane doctor to make you take prescription ibuprofen for 2 years.  It will totally destroy your stomach and cause acid reflux disease.  Warning though, if you sing it can make you experience something like laringitis.  

But you’ll lose weight so... 

I will trade you bipolar for your tummy problems. deal??

Posted (edited)
9 hours ago, Elle_Eccentric said:

I puss out after 2 slices.  That’s what an ulcer can do for you.  That and IBS-C.  So here’s what you do.  Fuck up your shoulder bad enough and get an insane doctor to make you take prescription ibuprofen for 2 years.  It will totally destroy your stomach and cause acid reflux disease.  Warning though, if you sing it can make you experience something like laringitis.  

But you’ll lose weight so... 

Douchebag doctors are the worst. A doctor I was seeing when my stomach problems flared up prescribed me an 800mg dose script of ibuprofen for a separate issue, and after the first day of taking it, I wanted to murder the fucker.

Also, I am so thankful that I won't be broke enough to resort to eating a Digornos pizza for a long ass time.

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Posted
Just now, SorceressPol said:

Douchebag doctors are the worst. A doctor I was seeing when my stomach problems flared up prescribed me an 800 dose script of ibuprofen for a separate issue, and after the first day of taking it, I wanted to murder the fucker.

Also, I am so thankful that I won't be broke enough to resort to eating a Digornos pizza for a long ass time.

What do you mean broke???????????????? what?????????????????

Posted
14 hours ago, Phillies said:

I didn't say 1.5 buckets of fried chicken. :|

 

edit: your smiley indiff is better then mine... wtf??

..........You didn't need to. Just being a general fatass that doesn't COOK those 1.5 pizzas is enough.

Posted
Just now, lupin_bebop said:

..........You didn't need to. Just being a general fatass that doesn't COOK those 1.5 pizzas is enough.

what.... what do you mean by that? :|:|

Posted
Just now, 1pooh4u said:

you know what's funny, on a computer all I see on the far right is

"I just ate 1 and a half di"

I filled in the rest myself but got disappointedxD:ph34r:

Eating dicks is not my thing. 

I eat more pussy then Ron Jeremy:P

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Phillies said:

mochi would you fuck Ron Jeremy back in his hay day??

nobody in their right mind would fuck Ron Jeremy in any day if they had the choice

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Posted
26 minutes ago, mochi said:

nobody in their right mind would fuck Ron Jeremy in any day if they had the choice

His only claim to fame was his huge dick, too bad it was attached to him though

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Posted
1 minute ago, Phillies said:

How big was it?? O.o

Not even that big, 9 inches, John Holmes was bigger, Jeremy might've been known for girth cuz 9 isn't all that

Posted
Just now, 1pooh4u said:

Not even that big, 9 inches, John Holmes was bigger, Jeremy might've been known for girth cuz 9 isn't all that

Girth is more important though.

 

O.o

Posted
1 hour ago, Phillies said:

Girth is more important though.

 

O.o

I dunno both is cool.  I've seen some skinny dick in my lifetime and yeah, they look pretty silly. So everything in balance I guess. xD

Posted
On Monday, December 04, 2017 at 2:33 PM, Phillies said:

Because 1 whole pizza just doesn't do it anymore.

 

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That reminds me... I haven't tried a five dollar 7-11 pizza yet.

Posted
3 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

I dunno both is cool.  I've seen some skinny dick in my lifetime and yeah, they look pretty silly. So everything in balance I guess. xD

Waifu never complains so I guess I must have a big one down there. 

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Posted
15 minutes ago, Phillies said:

packard- sounds cheap

The last whole pizza I ate was Baltimore Grill.  And yeah... 7-11 is way cheap compared to that.  Ya know what's cheaper than that?   The two fatty pork chops I ate today.

Posted
Just now, 1938 Packard said:

The last whole pizza I ate was Baltimore Grill.  And yeah... 7-11 is way cheap compared to that.  Ya know what's cheaper than that?   The two fatty pork chops I ate today.

as long as you didn't get those pork chops from 7-11

Posted
Just now, 1938 Packard said:

The last whole pizza I ate was Baltimore Grill.  And yeah... 7-11 is way cheap compared to that.  Ya know what's cheaper than that?   The two fatty pork chops I ate today.

fatcat. you know what's cheaper than that? one ramen noodle. spare a ramen noodle?

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