André Toulon Posted January 8, 2017 Posted January 8, 2017 Because your mom will hear you masturbating? Sorry, Sonic Rican....You left yourself open for this one and I wanted to post before IB comes a ruins it.
mthor Posted January 8, 2017 Posted January 8, 2017 If this is one of your standard lines, it's not only no wonder that you can't get a date, it's a wonder that you haven't been arrested.
Zenigundam Posted January 8, 2017 Author Posted January 8, 2017 Because your mom will hear you masturbating? I line a heavy blanket against the opening at the bottom of my door to suppress the rubbing sound.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 8, 2017 Posted January 8, 2017 how could I have forgotten about Rebecca Zeni abandoned the Rebecca persona once "she" became a big fat joke. >
Distortedreasoning Posted January 8, 2017 Posted January 8, 2017 how could I have forgotten about Rebecca it was just his hand >
Zenigundam Posted January 8, 2017 Author Posted January 8, 2017 If this is one of your standard lines, it's not only no wonder that you can't get a date, it's a wonder that you haven't been arrested. Getting arrested isn't as bad as it seems. Sometimes it's just an honest misunderstanding.
MegaNaraku Posted January 8, 2017 Posted January 8, 2017 With how your icon looks, trouble could be quite hot
Derackthehunter Posted January 8, 2017 Posted January 8, 2017 I thought that was the title of your self help books.
mthor Posted January 8, 2017 Posted January 8, 2017 Getting arrested isn't as bad as it seems. Sometimes it's just an honest misunderstanding. And a restraining order is just about taking a break from the relationship...
Zenigundam Posted January 9, 2017 Author Posted January 9, 2017 And a restraining order is just about taking a break from the relationship... Not exactly. Give me a moment to present you with a hypothetical situation, so that I can enlighten you with my vast and expansive knowledge of human interactions. Suppose a guy asks a girl out, maybe through a dating site, and the guy possesses an assertive personality while the girl is reticent and painfully shy. The girl might really like the guy and acknowledge that he is the greatest man that she's met on the site, but she might need her time and space to think things over. The guy, unaccustomed to these feelings, presses on like a champ/warrior and goes in smoothly looking to "sweep the girl off her feet" and capture her heart. Because the girl is unable to convey her illogical desire for time and space through customary means, she'll take the legal route because her crippling shyness won't allow her to express herself otherwise. The restraining order will be a formality because, when she has enough time and space to come about, she'll tell the court that she no longer needs the order because she's ready to be the dating site guy's lovely girlfriend. <3
sahockeygrl15 Posted January 9, 2017 Posted January 9, 2017 or there will be... trouble. I cannot come quietly.. if I enjoy something, you will know it
Mix Posted January 9, 2017 Posted January 9, 2017 I cannot come quietly.. if I enjoy something, you will know it damn it, you beat me to it ;D
sahockeygrl15 Posted January 9, 2017 Posted January 9, 2017 damn it, you beat me to it ;D perverted minds think alike
mthor Posted January 9, 2017 Posted January 9, 2017 Not exactly. Give me a moment to present you with a hypothetical situation, so that I can enlighten you with my vast and expansive knowledge of human interactions. Suppose a guy asks a girl out, maybe through a dating site, and the guy possesses an assertive personality while the girl is reticent and painfully shy. The girl might really like the guy and acknowledge that he is the greatest man that she's met on the site, but she might need her time and space to think things over. The guy, unaccustomed to these feelings, presses on like a champ/warrior and goes in smoothly looking to "sweep the girl off her feet" and capture her heart. Because the girl is unable to convey her illogical desire for time and space through customary means, she'll take the legal route because her crippling shyness won't allow her to express herself otherwise. The restraining order will be a formality because, when she has enough time and space to come about, she'll tell the court that she no longer needs the order because she's ready to be the dating site guy's lovely girlfriend. <3 I follow your reasoning, but your statement of it is a bit awkward. If I were you, I'd try to make the presentation a little smoother, so that it sounds better in court. Unless, of course, you'll be pleading diminished capacity, in which case, it's probably fine.
Vercaties Posted January 9, 2017 Posted January 9, 2017 Trouble is an aphrodisiac for most people. So don't tempt me with a good time.
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