Zenigundam Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 or there will be... trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Because your mom will hear you masturbating? Sorry, Sonic Rican....You left yourself open for this one and I wanted to post before IB comes a ruins it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 If this is one of your standard lines, it's not only no wonder that you can't get a date, it's a wonder that you haven't been arrested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Shut up Meg -_' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 8, 2017 Author Share Posted January 8, 2017 Because your mom will hear you masturbating? I line a heavy blanket against the opening at the bottom of my door to suppress the rubbing sound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Shut up Rebecca -1 fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 fixed how could I have forgotten about Rebecca Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 how could I have forgotten about Rebecca Zeni abandoned the Rebecca persona once "she" became a big fat joke. > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 how could I have forgotten about Rebecca it was just his hand > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 8, 2017 Author Share Posted January 8, 2017 If this is one of your standard lines, it's not only no wonder that you can't get a date, it's a wonder that you haven't been arrested. Getting arrested isn't as bad as it seems. Sometimes it's just an honest misunderstanding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Is that how you approach the okc ladies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaNaraku Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 With how your icon looks, trouble could be quite hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 I thought that was the title of your self help books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 that's what the gag is for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Getting arrested isn't as bad as it seems. Sometimes it's just an honest misunderstanding. And a restraining order is just about taking a break from the relationship... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 9, 2017 Author Share Posted January 9, 2017 And a restraining order is just about taking a break from the relationship... Not exactly. Give me a moment to present you with a hypothetical situation, so that I can enlighten you with my vast and expansive knowledge of human interactions. Suppose a guy asks a girl out, maybe through a dating site, and the guy possesses an assertive personality while the girl is reticent and painfully shy. The girl might really like the guy and acknowledge that he is the greatest man that she's met on the site, but she might need her time and space to think things over. The guy, unaccustomed to these feelings, presses on like a champ/warrior and goes in smoothly looking to "sweep the girl off her feet" and capture her heart. Because the girl is unable to convey her illogical desire for time and space through customary means, she'll take the legal route because her crippling shyness won't allow her to express herself otherwise. The restraining order will be a formality because, when she has enough time and space to come about, she'll tell the court that she no longer needs the order because she's ready to be the dating site guy's lovely girlfriend. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sahockeygrl15 Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 or there will be... trouble. I cannot come quietly.. if I enjoy something, you will know it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 I cannot come quietly.. if I enjoy something, you will know it damn it, you beat me to it ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sahockeygrl15 Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 damn it, you beat me to it ;D perverted minds think alike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 9, 2017 Author Share Posted January 9, 2017 Oh I get it now ... ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Not exactly. Give me a moment to present you with a hypothetical situation, so that I can enlighten you with my vast and expansive knowledge of human interactions. Suppose a guy asks a girl out, maybe through a dating site, and the guy possesses an assertive personality while the girl is reticent and painfully shy. The girl might really like the guy and acknowledge that he is the greatest man that she's met on the site, but she might need her time and space to think things over. The guy, unaccustomed to these feelings, presses on like a champ/warrior and goes in smoothly looking to "sweep the girl off her feet" and capture her heart. Because the girl is unable to convey her illogical desire for time and space through customary means, she'll take the legal route because her crippling shyness won't allow her to express herself otherwise. The restraining order will be a formality because, when she has enough time and space to come about, she'll tell the court that she no longer needs the order because she's ready to be the dating site guy's lovely girlfriend. <3 I follow your reasoning, but your statement of it is a bit awkward. If I were you, I'd try to make the presentation a little smoother, so that it sounds better in court. Unless, of course, you'll be pleading diminished capacity, in which case, it's probably fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercaties Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Trouble is an aphrodisiac for most people. So don't tempt me with a good time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts